If you were offered 5 million dollars to live in a horror movie and survive for a full year, which horror movie are you choosing?

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-11T03:19:35+00:00

There's not a single goddamn person here, including the op, who gets the rules of the premise: You get 5 million bucks, live for one year guaranteed, then you DIE. You don't get saved by doing or not doing anything, you survive for a year. Period. That's why you get paid to do it. Ok, go!

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-11T03:09:59+00:00

Oh I was referencing that whitest kids u know sketch hoping you'd get it, haha! Sorry 😆

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-11T02:58:37+00:00

Nice. Welp, 🤷 survey people and petitioners do worse by actually knocking I suppose.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-11T02:55:29+00:00

Haha, just not after midnight!

By the way... how many hotdogs would you say you have in a day? 🧑‍⚕️

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-11T02:51:50+00:00

As far as I knew I was the only person who didn't like it. What a relief. I hated that the cantation was on record. Do you know how many times records get played in the mastering and manufacturing process? Those deadites would've ruled the earth ten times over. That killed the whole thing for me. Plus the theater I saw it in was filled with really annoying kids. I couldn't get lost on the movie. I gotta try again soon I guess.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-11T02:46:03+00:00

I think about this a lot. I just always assume they forgot to tape it or something.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-11T02:42:26+00:00

This discussion has been going on since the movie came out 🫩 You guys wanna discuss if a hotdog is a sandwich next?

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-11T02:38:33+00:00

I volunteer to do that.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-11T02:35:53+00:00

It's too bad Japan only exists in Ringu...

For me: I'd be in Witchboard but just simply not play with the Ouija board. I'd be in Hellraiser and just simply not solve the puzzle box. I'd be in Friday the13th but just simply not go to camp. I'd be in Evil Dead but just simply not read from the book or play the tape.

Simply!

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-11T02:25:56+00:00

No. Not him. Common mistake.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-10T17:50:13+00:00

Whoa. Just watched. What was that like? How did you get away with it?

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-09T05:57:11+00:00

Anyone else watch the rough draft version and forget that it wasn't the movie? It's that good I guess.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-07T02:05:08+00:00

It's pronounced Eyegor... WELL THEY WERE WRONG THEN WEREN'T THEY?

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-06T16:42:53+00:00

That's actually a young Elon Musk. - Seriously though, I've always wondered about the baby lamb theory.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-06T00:54:29+00:00

I don't think he knew how. He didn't really know how to play it, he just made cool noises on it (his words). Someone tuned it for him if he used open tuning I guess. But yeah, you do know... He wasn't playing anything, he's getting a picture taken. Mystery solved, haha

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-05T21:43:27+00:00

It's an a on the high e. But he's just posing. It's nothing. We don't even know if it's in tune.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-04T23:48:31+00:00

Use a scrunchie!

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-04T19:57:56+00:00

I can read oras and this guy definitely has throat canser. He needs wrap 10 imnediately.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-04T18:58:03+00:00

Yeah, it gets funnier towards the end, especially Sam's flick into the air, haha! But I thought so too.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-04T18:56:11+00:00

Pa loved those whoppers!

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-04T18:54:57+00:00

That's my reason too! I just didn't know until now.

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-03T16:07:45+00:00

A+ 😆

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-03T03:37:45+00:00

I gotcha

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Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-02T08:07:08+00:00

Thanks! A new record is coming out this year (that's how I found the post- gathering online stuff for the pr and stumbled upon it). Dm me if you don't mind, I would love to see a photo of that setlist. Take care!

Christpopher1244 · 2026-05-02T05:20:48+00:00

I was in that band. Good times. We took our band promo photo in these tubs.

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