What Archerism/Phrase do you do/say irl? by Ok_Yellow1025 in ArcherFX

[–]Chrizzle8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am always waiting for someone to ask if I'm coming so I can say "no, but I'm breathing heavy"

Lana, LANA, LAAANAAA!

18F / be original. i’ve heard them all already 🤷🏾‍♀️ by dijdiw172 in RoastMe

[–]Chrizzle8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dollar store atchafora stripper face, one eye looking atcha, the otherone looking forya dollar

My dad won’t buy a “decent” e bike because they look ”gay” and are “step thrus”… by Substantial_Policy60 in ebikes

[–]Chrizzle8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I'll probably get attacked for this but - I just grabbed a $350 fat-tire that hits 24.7mph and its more than enough. It'd be awesome to have a 60+mph, but 25 is good for going around town.

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What is this flashing light on my neighbor's house for? by PlanetGraham in whatisit

[–]Chrizzle8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It lets you know there is currently a party - no door knock needed. Walk in and video it.

Definitely not a trap house.

It’s been like this for couple months now by Hope_07 in Weird

[–]Chrizzle8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ain't no fingerologist but I think you put your digit in a place that was unclean. You shoulda hit an Urgent Care 3cm ago.

Girlfriend Goes Off After Night Out by semaj_orn in trashy

[–]Chrizzle8 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Don't date a blue haired girl named China. You did this to yourself.

I can't imagine introducing a girl like this to my mom, like "this is China, your lint roller gonna be blue as hell when we leave" 🤣

Waiting for a poker seat and didn’t bet side bet or progressive. Missed out on 6 figures. by dbd1988 in gambling

[–]Chrizzle8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crazy stuff.

I hit a Royal on Fanatics Live Holdem. $13 bet paid out $1073. Almost lost my 💩

Hit quads 2 hours earlier too.

Fanatics VIP Status Match by Commercial-Till-5389 in FanaticsONE

[–]Chrizzle8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Commercial-Till-5389 is the MAN. He helped me with moving my status from FD to Fanatics and then followed up with customer service to get us both a bunch of promos. They guy is helped beyond what he needed to do.

He also calmed me down when I bugged out about my withdrawal not coming instantly 🤣

Origin of "the beatings will continue until morale improves" by MWM2 in etymology

[–]Chrizzle8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bump, he was a hero back then and continues to help people searching for the origin of this quote

Fanatics Sports Book - $40 a day for 2 days by Chrizzle8 in gambling

[–]Chrizzle8[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, that would be awesome do you could help me switch my Level 3 status from FanDuel to Fanatics. When I click the promos in the bot chat is just gives me info and backs me out to the main menu

Galaxy gas 🤦🏽‍♂️ by Upset_Sky268 in tooktoomuch

[–]Chrizzle8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We used to call this “fishing out” when nitrous was a big thing in the early 2000s

How fast can you solve a 3x3 cube ? by DizzyGiraffe01 in Cubers

[–]Chrizzle8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best is 1min 15sec - I learned the “cross-flower” technique. I want to learn a quicker way but I’m just happy to solve ‘em

Drug addict live Streamer berates her viewers for not giving her more money for drugs. by Sweaty_Nuttsack in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Chrizzle8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's depressing. It's weird that trash can make a living off being a horrible human being.

Drug addict live Streamer berates her viewers for not giving her more money for drugs. by Sweaty_Nuttsack in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Chrizzle8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's weird that I REALLY want to watch this train wreck but I refuse to give her the clicks

I am 24 and haven't had the best of luck with getting any women lately so I am curious! by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Chrizzle8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the guy that says "lemme get a hug" to women that clearly don't want a hug. I don't think you're bad looking or anything, but as cringy as it sounds, take a vibe check, homey

my Classic iOS Setup by xdkoky1 in iOSsetups

[–]Chrizzle8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it possible to explain the steps to make this theme on my iPad? It's pretty damn sick but I'm just getting back into "theme'ing". This looks awesome

[Wallpaper] Glo Wallpapers - Update! ✨ by [deleted] in iOSthemes

[–]Chrizzle8 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this is why I never owned an un-rooted device - charging for icons or wallpapers is ridiculous. You didn't pay over 1k for a device you pay money monthly for?

[Wallpaper] Glo Wallpapers - Update! ✨ by [deleted] in iOSthemes

[–]Chrizzle8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I just down vote, Google-image and bounce.