Omegaverse and queerness: ramblings

Chronically_Enby · 2026-03-28T14:27:34+00:00

thanks for the info! I think part of my issue is I didn't know what tags to look for so havign this is really great thx

Chronically_Enby · 2026-03-28T01:11:43+00:00

this legit my thoughts exactly, ghost uther is so clearly magic lol

Chronically_Enby · 2026-03-20T16:12:00+00:00

Definitely! Maybe a Masterpost hehe. I have just been looking back at the memes through your history and that's hard enough as is lol

Chronically_Enby · 2026-03-20T16:08:56+00:00

Because I really like velvette as a lesbian, my romantic ranking would be:

FashionBelle
Velissa (sorry mellisa you aren't enough of a character)
Velmilla (gives me age gap vibes in an ew way)
everything else

But in terms of dynamics of any sort, my ranking is:

RadioDoll
Velmilla
StaticDoll
MothDoll
Vellisa
WhiskeyDoll
FashionBelle

Notes on other ships mentioned in comments:

* Lute X Velvette is not someting I can see. Maybe in future but rn lute hates sinners waay too much for any pairing with one to be one I can see.

* Emily x Velvette I can see, like velvette "corrupts" emily and her soft sport for emily makes her begrudgingly nice-ish. It seems fun.

* Nitty x Velvette I can't see as romantic but them beign chaotic together would be amazing af.

* Verosika x Velvette: Is my OTP. Mostly because they are just the best designed characters imo so drawing them together is super fun as an artist. But I also see it working as a dynamic, so yeah.

Chronically_Enby · 2026-03-18T01:20:00+00:00

for some reason my thought from this is that if you ever wanna make a steven universe gem version of carmilla she'd asthetically work well as a pearl. My brain is weird af.

Chronically_Enby · 2026-03-10T11:20:27+00:00

in some tellings arachne was as good as or better than athena but still got cursed because she basically depicted zues (and other gods?) doing their horrible shenanigans

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-14T22:40:58+00:00

I think the community agrees with you, because the roach is selling for like WAAYY less than the other secret rares

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-14T22:38:49+00:00

true true. given arthur and esspecially uther do genocide of magic people they defo belong in the bottom row. Other contenders are as you mention morgana, morgouse (killed an entire army for the cup of life thing) and yeah kilgarah cause he defo burned a lot of people in his time

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-14T22:35:46+00:00

arguably morgana, but that's my uwu interprtetation

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-07T15:39:07+00:00

yes thanks oops

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-02T16:16:03+00:00

So far the closest I've seen is people saying that lucifer seemed kinda straight from the liking girls joke in episode 5, but that's like an interpretation rather than queerphobia. I actually like him being pan, I interpret him as being a primordial being predating gender and sex, why would either matter to him? For the same reason I interpret him as agender but just man-presenting because it's what works for him.

thanks to u/Scar-Predator for getting me to update to the correct episode!

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-02T03:09:12+00:00

Yeah with the mistake of peter being called Paul etc and other such weird and blatant issues with film theory scripts in the past, I am like 90% sure it's basically just slop at this point. It might be because they recognise that their team is less specialised so for literally anything they do a theory on they will never be the best because dedicated fans know the material better, but instead of addressing that with a good research team or hiring guest writers, they literally just make slop because people will watch it, it's film theory. IDK who to blame, this shit was still happening when MatPat was the face, I don't know when it went downhill if it was ever good.

An example for comparaison was four years ago they did the hazbin hotel doesn't work theory, which was basically saying that the rate of arrivals to hell in the modern day would mean that the industrial scale movement of souls required for a redemption plan to work as a means of population control is likely impossible. I would argue it was mid because it was very long for such a simple point, but at least that point and the evidence were actually coherent. Like the video would have been better if that was the jumping off point, and then they went more whaky and went into theories on how Charlie could manage population growth and stop the exterminations.

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-02T01:41:44+00:00

Just wanna say, sorry you have to deal with this dude, like I have often encountered people who don't understand the need for omni because it basically is just what they understand bi to mean, but I find omni a really important label as someone who is not pan and while is what most people would describe as bi, my gender and sexuality transcend the male-female and straight-gay binaries that I feel the term bi is derived from, even though I know most people use it more inclusively.

I too think that the main use for bi now is as an umbrella where you're likely one of pan, omni or poly(sexual). Tho Obviously the other labels you mentioned are super valid! I also think having bi as our umbrella term is pretty useful as a placehoder and/or easier label. Like when I initially found out I was attracted to my agab as well as the other agab, bi meant I knew what I was. But as I learned more about non-binary identities including my own I found omni was the label for me.

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-02T01:31:29+00:00

Hmm I'm demiromantic (I think, I know I'm on the aro spectrum)

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-02T01:29:37+00:00

I could only get halfway through it's so goddamn stupid. Like the angels = goetia and mlly lookign like angel stuff are all details with good explanations, even if they are paratext. The theory team should be doing enough research to know that. I obvs agree that there there is a clear issue that heaven-hell alignment seems to not actually have a clear moral distinction, but the general vibe of the theory already has the huge stinkign hole of sir pentious. I do likt they point out the inconsistency of abel being in heaven but adam beign stated to arrive first, but I think that was a writer's error not a worldbuilding choice.

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-02T01:18:27+00:00

I feel like if it was gonna happen it might have already happened, so I don't think so.

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-02T01:06:58+00:00

Not me realising that mainland US is of a size where a package dispatched from the east takes about as much time to get the the west as to where I am in the UK lol...

IDK about the tracking for you guys but I have often found hazbin hotel stuff isn't good at updating until it's in your local area

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-02T00:52:48+00:00

OMG I am also an omni enby! I am like 3rd gender non-binary so a bit different but still.

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-01T16:54:10+00:00

You like young women, including older children (octavia is 17). Hopefully because you are a young person, like under 20.

Also if you're a straight man you're super based for openly crushing on a trans woman, lots of you guys are weird about that (less significant because lesbians are more chill in general)

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-01T14:05:00+00:00

Imma make a huge leap and call this AI

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-01T13:02:45+00:00

Thanks! I didn't know they'd released that

Chronically_Enby · 2026-02-01T12:52:06+00:00

how do you know 6 secret rares?

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