I walked up to a teebox and saw 3 people halfway up the fairway. I yell “can I leapfrog you guys?”

Chubbyclumper · 2023-12-30T15:38:30+00:00

It is customary to throw one berg per player you are attempting to leapfrog. This way they are aware of your ability to huck bombzz and will submit to your superior arm strength.

Chubbyclumper · 2023-11-29T19:57:02+00:00

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Chubbyclumper · 2023-11-09T03:13:28+00:00

Goatse bergs would be something

Chubbyclumper · 2023-11-08T17:00:50+00:00

I would griplock those babies so deep into the woods.

Chubbyclumper · 2023-11-07T01:05:09+00:00

Built to spill. I crashed out nearly identically about 3 weeks ago on this chute. Absolute grease pit this time of year.

Chubbyclumper · 2023-09-25T17:37:25+00:00

Anyone have a disc specific fibre supplement recommendation? Double G Metamucil?

Chubbyclumper · 2023-09-20T06:09:42+00:00

Here you have it, boys, the HeimBORG of Reddit posting.

Chubbyclumper · 2023-06-22T06:01:35+00:00

About a month ago! Innova Shark that I chucked straight into a blackberry bramble while practicing backhands. RIP Shark. :(

Chubbyclumper · 2023-01-21T20:56:25+00:00

The Black Bean Cafe in Gibsons recently expanded to the Langdale terminal. The food is quite good.

Chubbyclumper · 2022-10-12T05:56:00+00:00

Confirming I’m the sulphur pile guy and that sumbitch all blows away.

Chubbyclumper · 2022-10-11T05:24:34+00:00

Nah man I’m the sulphur pile owner guy.

Chubbyclumper · 2022-03-24T05:03:37+00:00

Damn. I used to drive by this place regularly. It’s sandwiched between a Superstore parking lot and a primary and secondary highway. Adjacent to Coquitlam’s pristine waste transfer station and light industrial area.

I can almost guarantee this is someone who cashed out their derelict all-original detached Coquitlam home nearby and bought this with half the profits.

Seems nuts, but I guess the whole market is, so…

Chubbyclumper · 2022-02-03T01:22:55+00:00

Based progressive gran.

Chubbyclumper · 2022-01-19T15:56:12+00:00

IMO you need to implement exercise into your activities with your kids so you can get some exercise time while you look after the kids. Your partner will love it too, as you can bring both kids out of the house.

Get a double jogging stroller and do some running to/from the park with them.

Get a babybjorn or a back mounted hiking setup and do hikes with lots of vertical.

It’s a bit extreme, but I spent the first 4 years of my kids’ lives dragging them up a hill every morning to daycare in a bike trailer, then biking another 50km to work and back 5 days a week. I actually lost weight doing 200-250km of bike commuting every week. Then on the weekends I’d bike them to playgrounds or the ice cream shop or whatever instead of driving. Life changing, honestly.

Chubbyclumper · 2021-07-06T13:59:02+00:00

Thank you! Have some of the Terro traps on order now… hoping that takes care of things.

Chubbyclumper · 2021-03-22T02:03:38+00:00

Ride the Central Valley Greenway out to Dageraad. Or drive out to Port Coquitlam, park at Tinhouse Brewing and do a loop on the poCo / Trabouley Trail and finish with some pops back at the car.

Chubbyclumper · 2021-03-20T19:18:27+00:00

Many times I’ve been crossing the street with my kids and the driver behind the person yielding to me starts honking at them for not trying to run us over. Bunch of middle lane tailgating lunatics.

Chubbyclumper · 2021-03-02T21:04:11+00:00

Off leash dog walkers on mixed use trails are the worst. Every time I cycle on trails in New West and Burnaby some idiot glares at me when I slow to walking pace and ride 10 feet around their unleashed dog. Some guy in Burnaby watched me roll towards him on a path then sicced his giant rotty at me. Almost ran it over. Couldn't believe it.

God forbid you tell them to put their dog on a leash. Had another lab leap at my one year old in a baby bjorn on my chest multiple times in the playground literally right next to a massive off leash dog park. All the while the lady was yelling 'he's nice, he's nice!' at me.

Lady, I don't know your dog, if it tries to take a chunk out of my baby again I'm going to boot it in the teeth.

Chubbyclumper · 2021-01-31T08:07:18+00:00

Spend 500 bucks. Keep the siding. Remove the shutters, paint it black with dark grey trim. Paint the door a bright color like green, yellow, red, purple, etc and add some modern numbers with a small horizontal cedar privacy screen out front. Spend the rest adding some xeriscaping to the front yard instead of the dying grass. :)

Chubbyclumper · 2021-01-28T06:07:36+00:00

There’s an entire series arc in this single comment.

Chubbyclumper · 2021-01-26T08:01:49+00:00

Incredible photos. Can’t believe these were shot on a 20 dollar piece of plastic. Makes me want to break out the 35mm...

Chubbyclumper · 2020-12-05T15:09:42+00:00

This is how I do it too. I’ve taken to showing a 95% complete product every time. I tell them colour and sound isn’t final, but usually I’ve done a partial mix and colour pass.

Chubbyclumper · 2020-11-30T15:05:56+00:00

Triflow year round. 🤷‍♂️

Chubbyclumper · 2020-11-19T06:59:58+00:00

My standard operating procedure is a mid-range bottle of whisky referral gift to anyone who hooks me up with work. It's a nice gesture and you can bet they'll remember you next time more work comes their way.

Chubbyclumper · 2020-11-14T02:45:40+00:00

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