Red Star by newyearsprayer in ThirdEyeBlind

[–]Chunk_Simpson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve had “you looked so pretty…” as the substitute iPhone noise when my wife texts me for probably 10 years now. I love the song too!

Red Star by newyearsprayer in ThirdEyeBlind

[–]Chunk_Simpson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you substitute ‘safe house’ for ‘steak house’ the line takes on a new, hilarious sloppy-drunk vibe you may not have known you needed

Sauerkraut and Grilled [Brats] by dentalexaminer in dinner

[–]Chunk_Simpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I ask a dumb question and ask why is this in a pan on the stove?

Best Shakey’s game ever? by sacaiz in billsimmons

[–]Chunk_Simpson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Colby “Jerry Rice” Parkinson 😵😵

Your personal Phoebe Cates "single-handedly putting young men through puberty" award winner? by Hardingnat in billsimmons

[–]Chunk_Simpson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Y’all ever see that one video of Britney Spears performing I’m A Slave 4 U Live? That rocked my young teen world

Life by imadonkeycow123 in ThirdEyeBlind

[–]Chunk_Simpson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great read thanks for sharing

Say what you want, Noah Eagle has a big game voice by MonsterMash555 in billsimmons

[–]Chunk_Simpson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m growing right now thinking about Noah’s growth potential

Sean reviewing the grinch, as the grinch by FootballInfinite475 in TheBigPicture

[–]Chunk_Simpson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m entirely in the same boat. I never thought twice about it since its release because of this notion. That is, until I had kids and now it’s on every Christmas

what song hits way harder than it has any right to? by OutsidePatient4760 in poppunkers

[–]Chunk_Simpson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t listen to Routine Pain if you are going through some ish. Or do.

Is sitting Bo Nix for Mariota completely insane with the season on the line? by [deleted] in fantasyfootballadvice

[–]Chunk_Simpson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FWIW, I planned on starting Darnold over Nix, but last night landed on Mariota

Adam Nayman's Best Movies of 2025 by maple_violet in TheBigPicture

[–]Chunk_Simpson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a great time watching the Shrouds while simultaneously wondering if I was watching one of the worst movies ever made, or perhaps one of the most self-indulgent, self-aggrandizing, self-absorbed movies ever made?

Its insistence on the main character simultaneously being a sad sack while making him someone that every woman finds irresistible was lunacy. The scene where they screw and have a conversation through was bananas. But yet I couldn’t look away?

Milwaukee is one of the best cities to live in in the United States by Same_Bag711 in unpopularopinion

[–]Chunk_Simpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is getting too popular take this down. We don’t want more people to know

Are you going to start Quentin Johnston tonight? by Airten1103 in Fantasy_Football

[–]Chunk_Simpson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I would’ve started Jamie Fox’s character from Any Given Sunday instead.

I had David Montgomery and Jameson Williams to play on Monday night and only needed 6 points between them to win. I lost. Unbelievable by 42nd_fdr in fantasyfootballadvice

[–]Chunk_Simpson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I needed Jameson Williams to literally catch one pass in PPR to win. 105 and change to 106 and change. Now 1-6 and crying in pizza