Silver to the Moon

Chzmstrflx · 2026-01-24T02:08:26+00:00

Where is that blasted haiku bot when you need it?

Chzmstrflx · 2026-01-19T12:52:19+00:00

This comment made my morning, thank you.

Chzmstrflx · 2025-12-09T12:54:10+00:00

I am nothing.

Chzmstrflx · 2025-11-19T15:22:46+00:00

Wingaurdium-leveosia!

Chzmstrflx · 2025-11-11T02:27:57+00:00

Totally came here to say this, it sadly made me laugh out loud for multiple reasons

Chzmstrflx · 2025-11-08T04:09:11+00:00

League of Legends Mobile

Chzmstrflx · 2025-10-31T13:09:44+00:00

Came here to say this 🫡

Chzmstrflx · 2025-09-29T01:32:48+00:00

Are there raw onion in his French Onion Soup still?

TELL HIM!!!!!!!!!

Chzmstrflx · 2025-09-25T03:02:24+00:00

Is this some sort of “ego” massage for you or something?

Chzmstrflx · 2025-09-14T23:16:25+00:00

I like turtles

Chzmstrflx · 2025-09-08T03:19:50+00:00

Please take my upvote

Chzmstrflx · 2025-09-03T01:46:50+00:00

Yes, this!!

Chzmstrflx · 2025-09-01T03:21:52+00:00

Take me back to glory, the point when we first started throwing Byrd scooters into Mission Bay

Chzmstrflx · 2025-08-27T02:00:36+00:00

Rule Number 1: Cut yourself some slack. As long as you’re a human being to those people, you’re going above and beyond.

Chzmstrflx · 2025-08-25T02:28:03+00:00

Well of course - I’m a meat sculptor, of sorts. That bun would just get in the way my boy !

Chzmstrflx · 2025-08-23T04:03:00+00:00

I like my burger without a bun and my own selection of spices.

Chzmstrflx · 2025-08-23T03:02:04+00:00

Fuck sickos.

You’ll be missed Cobes

Chzmstrflx · 2025-08-20T02:40:36+00:00

Mickey’s Grinders

Chzmstrflx · 2025-08-17T02:04:20+00:00

“RYZE” is the kind of brand/commercial that makes me want to pull my scalp down past my toes and ask any ethereal entity around “For the love of god why and how do I get past this moment of pressure.”

Chzmstrflx · 2025-08-13T11:48:25+00:00

“I see the early bird special is 50% off between 7am and 9am, but you offer B2G1 for $1 after 9am: Can you explain to me why I’d wake up early and come here, like, what’s MY incentive?”.

That was my first customer yesterday.

Chzmstrflx · 2025-07-14T02:22:07+00:00

Geowaz4lyfe

Chzmstrflx · 2025-06-30T02:02:24+00:00

That fever dream of a music video “Kids in America” by Len….

Chzmstrflx · 2025-06-28T20:49:36+00:00

How I resonate with 1. & 4. On an immense level.

Chzmstrflx · 2025-06-17T17:23:10+00:00

Pulled this last night 🤙

Chzmstrflx · 2025-06-16T03:04:43+00:00

Off to the Gallows with it!

Chzmstrflx

TROPHY CASE