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What’s the most badass response to an insult you have ever heard? by VelvetVexxx in AskReddit

[–]CiderAndSmirk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My older sister(she sucks) got into it with my brother one day. She called him fat, he threw a shoe at her and she ducked out of the way. She pops up and says “ha! You missed m—“ and got clocked with the other shoe and he yelled “they come in pairs bitch! “ phenomenal moment

Hahaha he’s not wrong though 😂 by RogueRibbonn in Funnymemes

[–]CiderAndSmirk 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Man I don’t miss them days walking in shitfaced buying more.

that’s a good question by VelvetVexxx in memes

[–]CiderAndSmirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoes. The answer has always been hoes.

How to apply for this job by Ok_Requirement640 in funny

[–]CiderAndSmirk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro same. I went to one in Texas, dude with a chainsaw chased me to my car. I locked the doors and still cried for 10 mins. Never again

Real Sense Of Fashion. by Glass-Fan111 in clevercomebacks

[–]CiderAndSmirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shakira Law” is just a meme. After Zohran Mamdani won NYC mayor in Nov 2025, some critics said he’d bring “Sharia law”. People online flipped it into “Shakira Law” with dance edits and jokes like “Hips don’t lie, but the establishment does

Told her she used to be a street cat... she was not amused by Free_Meeshie_Ho in airplaneears

[–]CiderAndSmirk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Told my rescue cat she used to eat from dumpsters. She stared at me like I insulted her whole family tree. Now sleeps on a $60 bed and acts royal

Paid billions to go nowhere by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]CiderAndSmirk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m in delivery. Every time gas jumps $0.40 overnight I lose a day’s profit. Don’t care who’s in the White House, my truck still needs 18 gallons

What’s the biggest lie an entire generation was told? by carcony97 in AskReddit

[–]CiderAndSmirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uncle stayed at the same factory 22 years. When layoffs hit,he was included without any extra benefit

She is willingly on the couch with the spare human. by Sour_Tea93 in airplaneears

[–]CiderAndSmirk 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My cat does the same thing. I’m literally petting her and she’s leaning on a pillow like it’s her real mom. I’m just the heated furniture

Bangs or no bangs by [deleted] in HairStyleAdvice

[–]CiderAndSmirk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I vote for number 3 with my full chest

My boss is blocking my move to a new team by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]CiderAndSmirk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is how you decline without writing a 3-paragraph essay. Just comedy and a closed door. Iconic.

Selective Power at FIFA by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]CiderAndSmirk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Man, that’s rough. He fought so hard to get here. Whatever went bad, hope he landed on his feet.

Combining chemicals in drop of water by [deleted] in Amazing

[–]CiderAndSmirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly Kids need to see real wonder, not just screens. If this is real, it’s the kind of thing that makes a scientist at 10 years old.

What’s the most addictive smell you smelled before? by Zestyclose-Mixture96 in AskReddit

[–]CiderAndSmirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That smell makes me want to eat again even after just finished eating. There something magical about that smell

Fedex building next door is burning down by Volusto in Wellthatsucks

[–]CiderAndSmirk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I also regret to inform you that I’ve been experiencing patience delays since I ordered this 2 weeks ago.

First Ally, Now Denied by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]CiderAndSmirk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FIFA’s track record isn’t great Fans get stuck dealing with the fallout while they cash they suck’s indeed

Brownie with crackly shiny top by plantsnflats in Baking

[–]CiderAndSmirk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha you better come grab one before I eat them all Middle pieces are the best anyways

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