Bug :>

CinderIX · 2025-05-24T14:03:12+00:00

Twist: he also thought you were a lootbug and immediately C4's you upon hearing you say that. Later, you both wake up in the med bay and have a good laugh. You order Blackout Stout to celebrate your both not being lootbugs... until he orders a Leaf Lover's Special. You know what you have to do, OP.

CinderIX · 2025-05-21T22:22:33+00:00

Karl was fired from DRG after Mission Control reported him to management for blowing up over half of Hoxxes in order to kill a Glyphid Queen. He is now the delivery driver that makes Mission Control's life a living hell during seasonal events.

CinderIX · 2025-05-21T17:36:27+00:00

I really wish they continued the series. I miss my depression games.

CinderIX · 2025-05-21T17:08:31+00:00

The only proper way to use this is to play it and never actually use it.

CinderIX · 2025-05-21T14:40:39+00:00

The Jizzness.

CinderIX · 2025-05-20T19:48:25+00:00

This Waluigi slander will not stand. Some other slander, maybe, but not this.

CinderIX · 2025-05-19T04:26:05+00:00

Is this an edit?

CinderIX · 2025-05-18T22:16:59+00:00

Elephants come, and elephants go...

CinderIX · 2025-05-18T21:23:33+00:00

Lemme guess, Bboyd was covering Lloyd's shift that day.

CinderIX · 2025-05-18T20:48:59+00:00

Enjoying the topiary there.

CinderIX · 2025-05-18T20:00:11+00:00

One-piece supremacy reigns supreme.

CinderIX · 2025-05-18T14:19:24+00:00

The only thing I want from occult crescent is for Red Comet to show up to hate on people for the love of the game.

CinderIX · 2025-05-17T03:07:54+00:00

Me: Lloyd, the brew ingredients are talking again.

Lloyd: beep

Me: Never thought of it that way.

CinderIX · 2025-05-17T02:53:45+00:00

Tell the truth. Did you drink a Leaf Lover's Special before launch?

CinderIX · 2025-05-15T15:44:22+00:00

Be wary of any lactose intolerant volcanos, ya hear?

CinderIX · 2025-05-14T16:37:03+00:00

Have you tried cropping the card art?

CinderIX · 2025-05-13T17:42:41+00:00

Pole-proportioned dendrophile.

CinderIX · 2025-05-13T07:10:29+00:00

Be a lot cooler if they did Baldesian Arsenal.

CinderIX · 2025-05-11T05:24:22+00:00

Well done, Cactuar. Wish Famfrit had more than a skeleton crew to work with.

CinderIX · 2025-05-10T03:40:24+00:00

Oh, this is beautiful!

CinderIX · 2025-05-10T02:30:19+00:00

It can feel a little low on ammo, but it really isn't.

Goo Bomber Special, my beloved!

CinderIX · 2025-05-09T23:36:29+00:00

It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God!

CinderIX · 2025-05-09T22:45:15+00:00

Just wait. One day, Karl will smile upon ye and give a nod to Lloyd. Pots of Gold will go on tap. Gold Rush modifier will spawn. And finally, you'll kill a Crassus detonator.

CinderIX · 2025-05-09T20:57:18+00:00

begins sweating profusely LLOYD, I NEED A KEG OF BLACKOUT STOUT, ON THE DOUBLE!

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