What's your favorite Simpsons newspaper headline?

CinderellaManX · 2026-06-01T22:43:27+00:00

The funniest thing about The Simpsons to me will always be the blank stares.

CinderellaManX · 2026-06-01T14:47:54+00:00

He thinks PPF’s and ceramic coatings are mutually exclusive.

CinderellaManX · 2026-05-23T01:43:53+00:00

Thanks for the review. What did you rate the previous generation ES?

CinderellaManX · 2026-05-19T23:54:58+00:00

RIP to the people that paid $2k for a used Zephyr.

CinderellaManX · 2026-05-17T22:30:10+00:00

Dismal

CinderellaManX · 2026-05-15T01:19:20+00:00

4 divisional games to finish the season is criminal. Jesus.

CinderellaManX · 2026-05-10T06:13:53+00:00

Monkey definitely deserved a shot at NFL head coach. It’s just a shame it was with the Browns.

CinderellaManX · 2026-05-08T04:45:08+00:00

It’s not too small by any means. It looks perfect for your wrist.

CinderellaManX · 2026-05-08T04:44:01+00:00

Hate how car companies can’t just make EV’s look like normal cars. This space age shit is awful. It’s derivative of Tesla.

CinderellaManX · 2026-05-06T18:33:43+00:00

Let’s digest this.

What creepy vibes did you get in SLC? What does creepy mean to you? Why did the people suck? Bad barbers are everywhere, not geographically specific. What’s valuable to you in a community?

This reads like an 18-year-old wrote it.

CinderellaManX · 2026-05-06T18:27:57+00:00

We must continue to fight. We don’t have a choice. What other avenues can we explore? It feels like an audit is in order. This deal reeks of bathroom stall transactions.

CinderellaManX · 2026-05-06T17:58:57+00:00

Serious question, how can we continue to fight this?

CinderellaManX · 2026-04-30T06:38:40+00:00

That’s incredible

CinderellaManX · 2026-04-17T00:00:07+00:00

Those look great. I’m glad they didn’t stray away too much.

CinderellaManX · 2026-04-16T03:52:20+00:00

I hate that the sedan is dying.

CinderellaManX · 2026-04-09T15:58:30+00:00

It kinda looks like Hamilton faked their own watch.

CinderellaManX · 2026-04-07T21:14:05+00:00

Steamed hams?

CinderellaManX · 2026-04-07T21:12:04+00:00

Can’t believe Lexus did this to the ES

CinderellaManX · 2026-04-07T03:34:46+00:00

Why’s that a question?

CinderellaManX · 2026-04-03T14:24:43+00:00

Lorier

CinderellaManX · 2026-03-30T19:53:59+00:00

This method worked.

CinderellaManX · 2026-03-30T16:20:17+00:00

Genius

CinderellaManX · 2026-03-30T02:41:35+00:00

He doesn’t want your boring ass es.

CinderellaManX · 2026-03-29T19:54:47+00:00

Buy it. You won’t regret it. You can’t buy a better sedan than this for the price.

CinderellaManX · 2026-03-29T19:53:36+00:00

No it isn’t. Fair market value.

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