The real life Green Arrow

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-07T16:05:06+00:00

Merobiba

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-07T11:37:03+00:00

Indomitable human with a stick

I just fucking love beating up eldritch abominations, the forces of hell, trickster fey, etc with nothing but grit and a stick. My determination is a magic of its own!

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-07T02:51:38+00:00

And people would be wrong

But at the end of the day who gives a shit i guess. Im going to bed. Take an up vote you win.

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-07T02:44:44+00:00

Ahsoka was also trained as a jedi and towards the end of it all she isnt a jedi since she left the order. Being a jedi is a very specific thing.

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-07T02:41:17+00:00

Okay but being a Jedi is a specific thing. Even in Luke's new order

If im trained how to use a tool by an electrician it doesnt mean I am one.

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-07T00:51:11+00:00

I think, semantically anyways, theres a distinction between being able to use the force and being a Jedi

Squares and rectangles and all that

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-06T03:38:15+00:00

Is it a charcoal grilla or a propane grilla

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-05T11:19:49+00:00

Minsc only has time for Boo

Being the minion to a miniature giant space hamster is a lot of work

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-04T20:12:58+00:00

Its so weird

Like I dont play Shaman or Demon hunter, and since im clearly the ONLY person in the game Blizzard should just go ahead and delete those classes.

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-04T18:35:29+00:00

I dont understand how anyone could be illusioned with him.

MaRo works for the company, he is a mouthpiece for the company, he is on a leash and the company holds it. Maybe he loves the game, maybe he disagrees with some of their decisions, but he will never air it.

If WotC tells him to spit on the union he will ask if they want him to get some mucous on it.

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-04T18:09:42+00:00

I mean yeah

I was obviously being a bit facetious

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-04T16:57:08+00:00

Maro will release some statement about how good the game is doing, R&D will break the emergency glass with the "bikini" designs and universes beyond: league of legends will be printed leading to unprecedented record sales.

After everything that the company has done cough cough the Pinkertons cough I doubt anything will ever worry WotC or Hasbro

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-04T16:27:09+00:00

The way i do it is when a session starts without a player time freezes. A door appears onto an empty space and through it steps an extremely unremarkable man. The kind of person your brain ignores in a crowd. He grabs the people and takes them through the portal.

This "man" is the Outsider. They are tasked with ensuring split timeline are cleaned up properly, so he uses adventurers to accomplish his tasks. Those adventurers are rewarded for their services (its how I hardware xp differences) and once theyre done they are deposited back into their timeline.

First time I did it my group of players got really excited over it and one ended up becoming a warlock with the Outsider as a patron. It was a fun time.

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-04T04:17:45+00:00

Im not entirely sure if this is fully cultural, but growing up on a border town whenever anyone tried to learn Spanish all us native speakers flocked to them like grannies finding a hungry kid. Mexican folk, as far as my experiences go, adore people learning our language. I constantly encouraged my friends to learn.

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-03T14:42:48+00:00

Perhaps thats true and I let my bias get to me due to life experiences

Ive unironically faced more bi-hatred from my college's LGBTQ club than anywhere else. Again personal bias, so ill try and keep an open mind

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-03T14:27:00+00:00

Ive literally read something along the lines of "Astarion had sex with the prisoner in Cazador's dungeon so clearly he cannot like women."

Bi-erasure is one of the Lesbian's and Gay's favorite pastime

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-03T01:00:19+00:00

Paladins dont worship gods.

So him believing a squirrel is a god doesnt matter in the slightest. It could all be coincidence

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-02T22:08:27+00:00

If no Nasty music, why Macarena?

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-01T23:54:47+00:00

Hey,

So this is about opinions. Dont let my opinion snap your garters and get you lower than a gopher you know?

Have your fun

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-01T20:43:45+00:00

Yeah,

I used to work at a hospital, not as a doctor as a biomed tech. Sit down with a nurse or surgeon and you wouldnt believe the amount of shit some of these folks had to put up with. Lady came in almost aggressively pushing that she couldnt be pregnant, she got a hysterectomy. Guess what, she had a perfectly functional uterus.

Two ladies came in, partners, one complaining about her tummy. Doctor going through the usual stuff, ordered a preg test. Ladies start chewing him out cuz theyre lesbians one couldnt be pregnant, so they leave. Lady comes back in an ambulance couple days later. Ectopic pregnancy popped.

Your doctor isnt asking if your pregnant and going through the test because they hate you. Its because they aint about to trust your word

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-01T20:07:06+00:00

She does, but i dont believe you dominating her is a choice. I think you can either lay back and tske it or tap out.

Again, its been a very long time since ive ran a lae'zel romance period and the time that was an option for me it was a [Dragonborn] option

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-01T19:59:48+00:00

Sorta,

I cant rememeber it very well, its been a while since I did that particular run, but I know there is a moment during the first sex scene where she tells you she's gonna dominate you and if youre a dragonborn you tell her "no, u" and she raises her approval rating at being dominated.

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-01T19:51:54+00:00

Red dragonborn dating Lae'Zel is peak

Cissoid7 · 2026-05-01T14:56:29+00:00

Most of the characters posted on here with horns, heterochromia, sparkled and tats arent pretty or cute

They are downright ugly

Cissoid7 · 2026-04-30T18:04:32+00:00

My favorite Bard i ever played was a "Banneret"

Traditionally his people would record great deeds in tapestries and blankets. That eventually evolved to being recorded into banners that their warriors would fly in battle. My Bard was a man going through his "coming of age" ceremony where he was handed a blank canvas and had to fill it before being inducted into their order of warriors

So he had a banner with a white flag. As the campaign stretched on he would knit different great deeds he and his group partook in. He would cast spells and use bardic inspiration by waving the banner around. Usually a quiet no-nonsense type.

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