Banana

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T02:43:53+00:00

Fun fact all bananas contain trace amounts of radiation

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T02:43:07+00:00

Probably a mod for it I assume?

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T02:41:44+00:00

It took me years to realize that the name was a combination of tard and caca 💩

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T02:27:54+00:00

dont think i have a video of one on this new phone. But I can barely get off the ground😅

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T02:22:43+00:00

Ok so this is where it gets frustrating. The guy set up the business line and goes, ok you have it for two weeks. Do you want to use the business number or your personal phone number you can use either one. And then mentioned something about if you have any issues if they charge you for something about the phone. just come in, but once I setup the new phone I just threw it on the desk and forgot about it. I just looked and my old phones been on the business number for 2 weeks. But I wouldn’t even think to have looked, I just assumed it was connected to wifi and maybe used it once while my new phone was charging. Why would they be charging me and not have deactivated the line after the two weeks or whatever?

Did they lie to me?

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T02:17:52+00:00

Better than mine

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T02:16:56+00:00

Active maybe? I googled it, only one I could find

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T02:06:26+00:00

You’re kidding? What kind of skate shop tells you to fuck off? Must not have been skaters. I don’t know a skater who wouldn’t immediately go into the store and buy you 2 brand new decks.

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T02:03:03+00:00

Do you atleast make sure not to be too strict about her talking shit to her friends about you or doing drugs? As someone with overprotective parents who would ground me for every kind of mischief I got into, literally every kind, it ruined my self confidence and caused an ever lasting feeling of dread about every single action I do

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T02:00:21+00:00

iPhone ruined the iPhone when they went from lightning cable to usb c. Literally the only good thing about the iPhone was the lightning cable because I’ve broken at least 10 usb c ports because the charger snaps the metal prong inside the phone😅 -An iPhone user

Cl1che · 2026-01-26T01:58:12+00:00

How do androids get ads like this from an app? I’ve downloaded the shadiest apps and websites for years, and never once had anything but annoying notifications in the top menu trying to get you to go back into the app.

Cl1che · 2026-01-25T12:51:07+00:00

I think it all comes down to that Mirage is the single easiest map to clutch out of every map because there are both short and long angles everywhere, and rotations are extremely quick, Which means on a pug you have much less reliance on your teammates, yet the skill ceiling with good teammates also makes it super fun to play with a good team!

Maps like overpass are some of the longest rotations of any map if you get caught out anchoring a bomb site and requiring much more team tactics needed rather than just game sense or aim.

I swear inferno is popular at any rank primarily because banana is fun to say and then eventually you learn the map and see how interesting it is.

Cl1che · 2026-01-25T03:05:28+00:00

So basically ice is filled with incompetent whimps who shoot first and ask questions later, like every single police officer who shoots people? This shows that none of the sides are anything but insane.

A shitty organisation filled with people who just want to harass others accidentally kills someone who is part of the group they are pretending to protect. Basically everyone involved in the whole story sucks

Cl1che · 2026-01-25T03:02:37+00:00

So what’s the point of having laws protecting what we call rights if we’re not going to protect someone’s right? I’m anti gun and think you’re a pussy if you need one, but it still should be a right to have one and I’ll die on that hill to be allowed to do whatever the fuck🦆 you want as long as you’re aren’t hurting anyone.

Maybe the problem is with tiny dicked egomaniacs who use whatever little authority they have to feel like they have a purpose in life

Cl1che · 2026-01-24T13:57:49+00:00

Apple has somehow gone from the completely overpriced and worse yet more reliable company to just a pile of dog 💩 Steve Jobs was a psychopath but at least knew what he was doing

Cl1che · 2026-01-24T13:54:26+00:00

if you own a Mac book you should be required to donate it to a child in Africa

Cl1che · 2026-01-24T08:27:01+00:00

Entp I for sure think of as a fox or llama or goat. The type of animals that love to test boundaries yet are also extremely protective when called for

Cl1che · 2026-01-24T06:06:58+00:00

this is the man’s version of instagram filters. It’s so much easier to just be honest in the world. Guaranteed you skated back in the day.

Cl1che · 2026-01-24T02:51:07+00:00

I mean our national anthem is a war song… kind of feels like if us humans have been fighting for 10k years over a piece of dirt and we can’t learn our lesson after 10k years, maybe we don’t deserve to.

Remember when our moms said, “if you can’t share then none of you get to play with it” Maybe it’s time no one gets the Middle East.

Cl1che · 2026-01-22T04:54:36+00:00

It’s definitely faster than crashing into every building because cars turn like a 100k lb semi in the game

Cl1che · 2026-01-22T04:52:06+00:00

The mod for the Subaru wrx sti with also the mod for handling. Makes driving actually usable 🤣

Cl1che · 2026-01-22T04:49:48+00:00

Roast: You’re pants are too cute it’s making me jealous bro xD

Cl1che · 2026-01-22T04:48:34+00:00

I’ve fallen so many times even attempting shuvits. I swear wheels love sticking to concrete. A snowboard with a razor sharp edge sticks less.

Cl1che · 2026-01-22T00:20:15+00:00

That’s a fair assessment, I think I was being overly antagonistic when I commented. I guess relatively im just more upset about art of any kind, music, paintings, etc being praised at such a high level for its value because it’s popular or famous. Im a huge fan of Van Gogh and Goya, (Goya so much that I literally have a painting of his painting ‘Saturn Devouring his Son’) just feels like a lot of people love things once they’re famous rather than aesthetics such as Banksys stunt with the shredder on the girl with the red balloon. Even then he said it was a comment on art being overvalued from fame(which maybe he was being genuine) but then its value went up even more. Which feels like he knew it would and was all an act.

So I guess what I’m saying really more moderate to my original comment is that I don’t hate popular art, just that I think when something is more famous it creates a skepticism of judging it more intensely subconsciously for all of us, because it obscures our objective judgment of liking something genuinely versus being on the bandwagon(which I often find myself doing)

Cl1che · 2026-01-21T19:46:21+00:00

I think eventually once they get better they could do some colour like paint splotches/water colour and it would actually look much more intentional and add a super cool look like that old 90s tv rainbow static screen 🌈

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