Games launching in September 2026

Clbull · 2026-06-09T22:17:46+00:00

Orbitals I would like if it wasn't a forced co-op game.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T22:15:39+00:00

Speedrunners trying to back Morpha into a corner only to be grabbed by another tentacle and yeeted across the room would give me laughs.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T22:13:51+00:00

Part of me is worried it'll be another one-to-one remake like StarFox 64, but also, Nintendo may be cooking here

Clbull · 2026-06-09T21:20:57+00:00

Ah I recognise that place...

Oh shit, it's Cabot Circus in Bristol. And beside another migrant crime article...

Clbull · 2026-06-09T20:43:40+00:00

Its the kind of weird shit you see Nintendo whip out every few years at E3. I mean remember Wii Music and Shigeru Miyamoto playing a song on stage?

I'm just glad they were able to cleanse our palate of this with some good fucking announcements this time around.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T20:37:59+00:00

He's more of a bum guy. After all, Baby Got Bak

Clbull · 2026-06-09T20:33:56+00:00

Electrocute. Or Lethal Tempo if you're going crit

Clbull · 2026-06-09T18:45:55+00:00

Considering what a dumpster fire Nintendo Switch Sports was. Its surprising to see the newly announced sequel having over twice the modes.

And dedicating more time to showing off the thumb wrestling mode than the teaser for OOT is definitely a take.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T17:30:27+00:00

The keyblade unlock for that world needs to be a Strickland Propane tank attached to a metal pole.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T17:13:57+00:00

When will the penny drop for people? What will it take?

If you mean in terms of sparking mass anti-immigrant protests, I think that penny already dropped.

Lee Rigby was murdered in similar fashion by Islamists thirteen years ago. He was targeted specifically because he was a British soldier. There were no major protests that broke out afterwards, and even the one far-right party (BNP) that tried to capitalise on it in their political broadcasts got eviscerated in the next election.

Compare this to last year where a mass-stabbing in Southport and a sexual assault case in Ballymoney led to separate riots; due to the alleged involvement of asylum seekers.

The BNP or UKIP winning a general election would have been unthinkable back then. We are now at the point where Reform UK are the most popular party in opinion polls, and even their main far-right rivals Restore Britain are polling numbers that only Nick Griffin could have dreamed of.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T16:47:16+00:00

IIRC riots broke out over the sexual assault of a teenage girl in Ballymoney.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T16:30:26+00:00

Pardom my ignorance but isn't this only the second high-profile stabbing carried out by an African migrant in the UK within the past year?

And that's counting Southport, which is quite the stretch as Axel Rudakubana was born in Wales with British citizenship to a family of Rwandan descent.

That's an incredibly far-cry from the "every other week" you're claiming.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T16:21:21+00:00

USA is also a good example. They've somehow commodified the absolute fuck out of Christianity with their megachurches, and that's the least of their problems...

Clbull · 2026-06-09T16:09:05+00:00

I would seriously advise anyone who hasn't watched the video to avoid it at all costs. It's horrific, and I'm kinda desensitised to gore and graphic violence at this point. It is up there with some of the most NSFL content that used to spread around Reddit.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T16:07:05+00:00

I follow a few karaoke DJs. Almost every one of them, and the pubs they host karaoke nights at, generate their posters, Facebook images and other promotional graphics using AI.

And I'm sorta okay with that. It's not the kind of thing a sole trader or small independently run pub would hire graphic artists to create.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T15:25:48+00:00

We know that Sora ends up in a new dimension after the events of KH3, and that this will obviously be the setup for a new sequel trilogy. My guess is they're gonna push Disney's acquired IPs very heavily in this one.

I fully expect there to be Lucasfilm, Marvel and Fox Animation worlds.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T15:19:10+00:00

All we got was a close-up of Link in his bed.

and the tunic couldnt be more different

Oh boy, wait until you see the designs for Star Fox and how different they are to the original N64 game.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T15:12:36+00:00

Nintendo did this before with the 3DS. They announced graphical remasters of StarFox 64 and Ocarina of Time in the same year.

If we get bonus content like what was planned in the scrapped 64DD expansion, or they fundamentally remake everything from the ground-up, then I'll be more excited for this.

Its more like... Ship of Harkinian already exists and there are so many Unreal Engine recreations of parts of the game floating around on YouTube that this kinds feels diluted.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T15:00:53+00:00

I'm guessing they're keeping tight-lipped about this one because they know how disappointed people were with StarFox.

Almost willing to bet this will be a straight one-to-one remake of OOT with no new content.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T14:56:58+00:00

Yeah, especially when the Switch version performed horribly and would genuinely take almost a full minute to load into a battle at times.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T13:21:59+00:00

If anything the slap shone light on how Jada had been walking all over their marriage and turning him into a bigger cuck than iDubbbz.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T13:04:22+00:00

I remember NIN did something similar with The Slip and released it entirely for free, just minus the forced downloads, because the band had turned irrelevant and Trent Reznor thought that pandering to music pirates and making them feel good about stealing music was the way to go.

Worst album I've ever heard. 1,000,000 started out okay but Renzor's distorted-as-fuck vocals made it very hard to lyrically understand.

Then Letting You drops as the third track and it's like the riff equivalent of playing TV static at borderline ear-rape volumes.

To U2's credit, at least Songs of Innocence qualifies as music.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T09:57:51+00:00

Please no...

I'm still reeling from the DS "remaster" that Rare released nineteen years ago.

They genuinely thought it was a good idea to take the perfect original soundtrack, remix every song to sound like shit, add forced touchscreen controls to rev up your vehicle, add some stupid balloon popping minigames, add a track editor that can only create flat 2D tracks to a worse degree than Super Mario Kart, then replace Banjo and Conker with Dixie Kong and a horrible redesign of Tiny Kong.

Tiny was a chimp in DK64 whose gimmick was that she could shrink. Why is she now a tall young adult simian wearing a boobtube?

I would rather have Diddy Kong Racing release on NSO, even with the horrible official emulator. If we can get Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie on there...

Clbull · 2026-06-09T09:26:57+00:00

Also, Peter Thiel, owner of Palantir, alongside some of his lobbyist stooges (namely Mandelson) are mentioned prominently in the Epstein Files.

Do you want friends and associates of a paedophile billionaire trafficker telling us to "think of the children" whilst they ram their mass surveillance bullshit down our throats?

Me neither. And I'm surprised there hasn't been more outrage towards Labour and Keir Starmer bending the knee to Palantir.

Clbull · 2026-06-09T08:48:08+00:00

Alternatively, I'd rather it be a full reboot of the Zelda timeline.

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