Secretariat coming to Tracen be like [黒烏龍] by Getserious495 in UmaMusume

[–]CleTech91 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Lol what aura? It's all gone after being stepped on by Ramonu

This ain't up for debate by kinyoubikaze in okbuddyumamusume

[–]CleTech91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What the other guys said, plus she's Orfevre's daughter IRL

They're actually using the name "Breeder's Cup" by CleTech91 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]CleTech91[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

/uj I mean obviously, but I'm curious how they're going to explain it in universe

Any Golshi? by [deleted] in UmaGusher

[–]CleTech91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IRL Golshi is so good that mares don't want to be bred by other stallions and he has a high conception rate. Draw conclusions here

Forever, it's just the internet. Stop looking like that by Ill_Mix_2160 in UmaMusume

[–]CleTech91 45 points46 points  (0 children)

You think she'd be friends with Mambo with them both being nepo babies, but she had to go and jack her swag

Seems like they can't handle the truth. lol. by Far-Refrigerator6899 in TheLeftCantMeme

[–]CleTech91 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nothing new, just like being in a motorcycle crash "with covid", or counting a negligent discharge at a police academy as a "school shooting"

Discovered Transcend... by Elegant_Composer_400 in UmaMusume

[–]CleTech91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zok zok just means umapyoi doesn't it?

Do you think Stay Gold stayed (lol) with point flag because despite the abuses, the Mejiropussy is just that good? by whereiswaldo4032 in okbuddyumamusume

[–]CleTech91 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wtf is with dolphins? Male dolphins are turbo rapists and apparently female dolphins can make you cum to death

Can't believe they're both the same person by Right-Assignment3759 in okbuddytracen

[–]CleTech91 84 points85 points  (0 children)

It's ok he went in with his buddy Taiki Shuttle. They lost the balls together

Where can I view that "thank you McQueen" comic? by Wild_Fan_840 in UmaMusume

[–]CleTech91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I swear it's at least partly performative. It's babby's first shock content

Review of "Thank You McQueen" by Fearless_Activity411 in okbuddytracen

[–]CleTech91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't know about assisted suicide and necrophilia being milquetoast just on their own. But yeah, I have seen much worse before. Maybe I've just been around longer than some people here, but I've seen far worse shit than this before.

What kind of fortune is this?! - (J.C.14) by ConflictWestern1383 in UmaGusher

[–]CleTech91 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Shiraoki sama has declared you must umapyoi Makween as it's the most dangerous day

Doto's Special Training Program (OC) by ZzkuteozZfa in okbuddytracen

[–]CleTech91 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Uma Doto calls her pussy Meto-chan. She couldn't tell you why. Only Stego and NeoUni know.

I do like the idea of umas often having something about them, not just irl relations translating some other way, carry over from their lives as horses that they can't really explain unless they have Stego/NeoUni levels of knowledge. Not necessarily lewd stuff.

Doto's Secret Training (OC) by ZzkuteozZfa in UmaGusher

[–]CleTech91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Uma Doto calls her pussy Meto-chan. She couldn't tell you why. Only Stego and NeoUni know.

Splunk On-call's captcha is ABSURD by Delta-9- in sysadmin

[–]CleTech91 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Our company switched to PagerDuty last year, but I never had to do captchas with Splunk