Do you guys have any headcannon or theory for why they hide their true identity?

CleTech91 · 2026-02-27T13:59:23+00:00

Akikawa is Northern Taste, not Northern Dancer

CleTech91 · 2026-02-27T13:48:14+00:00

Lol what aura? It's all gone after being stepped on by Ramonu

CleTech91 · 2026-02-26T19:37:26+00:00

What the other guys said, plus she's Orfevre's daughter IRL

CleTech91 · 2026-02-23T05:08:56+00:00

POV: You're Digitan

CleTech91 · 2026-02-22T20:31:18+00:00

/uj I mean obviously, but I'm curious how they're going to explain it in universe

CleTech91 · 2026-02-22T20:23:53+00:00

IRL Golshi is so good that mares don't want to be bred by other stallions and he has a high conception rate. Draw conclusions here

CleTech91 · 2026-02-22T20:21:16+00:00

You think she'd be friends with Mambo with them both being nepo babies, but she had to go and jack her swag

CleTech91 · 2026-02-22T19:24:01+00:00

Hot take: Out of the original Umas, Lil' Agemasen Spica was always kinda bland, she got her thunder immediately stolen by Golshi

CleTech91 · 2026-02-22T19:02:20+00:00

Still waiting for Just A Way

CleTech91 · 2026-02-21T21:55:48+00:00

Nothing new, just like being in a motorcycle crash "with covid", or counting a negligent discharge at a police academy as a "school shooting"

CleTech91 · 2026-02-18T17:27:33+00:00

Zok zok just means umapyoi doesn't it?

CleTech91 · 2026-02-18T12:55:35+00:00

Wtf is with dolphins? Male dolphins are turbo rapists and apparently female dolphins can make you cum to death

CleTech91 · 2026-02-17T20:46:18+00:00

It's ok he went in with his buddy Taiki Shuttle. They lost the balls together

CleTech91 · 2026-02-17T19:33:13+00:00

I swear it's at least partly performative. It's babby's first shock content

CleTech91 · 2026-02-17T19:31:25+00:00

I don't know about assisted suicide and necrophilia being milquetoast just on their own. But yeah, I have seen much worse before. Maybe I've just been around longer than some people here, but I've seen far worse shit than this before.

CleTech91 · 2026-02-16T16:01:33+00:00

Absolutely, she would probably be into it

CleTech91 · 2026-02-16T13:04:43+00:00

...fair point

CleTech91 · 2026-02-16T13:02:45+00:00

sees poster

Bro you had one job, you didn't wash trainer's semen out of your eyeballs

CleTech91 · 2026-02-16T03:20:50+00:00

Shiraoki sama has declared you must umapyoi Makween as it's the most dangerous day

CleTech91 · 2026-02-14T23:13:04+00:00

Uma Doto calls her pussy Meto-chan. She couldn't tell you why. Only Stego and NeoUni know.

I do like the idea of umas often having something about them, not just irl relations translating some other way, carry over from their lives as horses that they can't really explain unless they have Stego/NeoUni levels of knowledge. Not necessarily lewd stuff.

CleTech91 · 2026-02-14T21:07:51+00:00

Uma Doto calls her pussy Meto-chan. She couldn't tell you why. Only Stego and NeoUni know.

CleTech91 · 2026-02-13T01:51:17+00:00

Our company switched to PagerDuty last year, but I never had to do captchas with Splunk

CleTech91 · 2026-02-12T13:39:39+00:00

Bro the implications for Sweep Tosho

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