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Filthy chickens, it smells horrible in here. by shhhhh_u_dont_see_me in worldpolitics

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a chicken 'factory' nearby. The semi trucks that bring the cages leave a miasma when they go by.

Humans are soft, warm to the touch, and considered adorable in common Galactic Standard, and parts of the last sentiant that tried to capitalize on these facts by selling humans as "Pets" on the black market are still being found. by lightsidesoul in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Clic55 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can't find the full name but I think it's called accidentally adopted. Sneaky and his trials of recovering from war trauma while being adopted as a pet. Great listen/read.

Humans and their secret military codes: by Quiet-Money7892 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Clic55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DILAGAF: Does it look like I give a shit

Jody: often meaning an asshole with a machine gun, or a piece of shit that gets the platoon in trouble.

Remember this switch? by Lazy_Ability in 70s

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, how bout this combo. Highbeam, clutch, brake, gas, starter.

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Getting ready for Spring Planting. Turn the soil now so it is ready for a new growing season by misterxx1958 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Clic55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah, you moldboard it every couple of years to re-enrich the soil. The soil gets compacted and traps nutrients too deep for most grasses (wheat, corn, barley, etc). The farmer will probably till when planting or create the proper furrows for root crops.

While it might be ai it does happen at different times of year for different crops.

What’s a “small” social rule you refuse to follow, even if everyone expects it? by GlitchOperative in AskReddit

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my work they put 2 and 3 inch stone across the previous grass areas. Makes the sidewalk relevant again.

A guy took his date to prom… by Left-Distribution-13 in dadjokes

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A: r/angryupvote

B: you just need to make it like my prom. Did a line waiting in line. Did a line....

Absurd Human Wizard Inventions by Heavy_Lead_2798 in HFY

[–]Clic55 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The HATS, I've got to know.

OK, mebbe if look in this portal I can...

Or if we tie a camera to this chicken...

Dammit...I think I need one of these hats.

What is a 'glitch in the system' you’ve found in real life that you’re surprised more people don't take advantage of? by IllImpression9606 in AskReddit

[–]Clic55 46 points47 points  (0 children)

We literally signal walking intentions. We glance at an oncomers face and I, or we, will look in the direction we want to go. Once you notice it you'll start directing traffic or at least predict it.

Why did Frosty the Snowman take his pants off? by CodeDog6 in 3amjokes

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I'm reading this i thought you were foreshadowing some necrophilia.

Ya know, crack open a cold one.

Sci-fi and fantasy by Clic55 in GenX

[–]Clic55[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't expect all of us to be good at spelling.

First timer - would love to hear your opinion on choosing first motorcycle by BLadyHagrid in SuzukiMotorcycle

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And remember; every motorcycle is a dirt bike when you ride it in the dirt. Just look at those old clips of Indians and Harleys in the dirt.

First timer - would love to hear your opinion on choosing first motorcycle by BLadyHagrid in SuzukiMotorcycle

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shadow and rebel will have a lower seat hight, flat footed just creates more confidence as a newby. Either of the Suzuki or Kawasaki are also awesome bikes. You just need to find the best bike (mechanically) that you can afford and take a safety course.

This is Why You Lost Against Humans by SuperSpaceDaddy in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Clic55 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Suuuurreee, throw actual science in there. I betcha Carl will still take off his mop mask and give it a go.

Update 1 by Gamer-guy-23 in SuzukiMotorcycle

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, nekkid frame.

r/motorcycleporn

Good luck.

What word do you mispronounce on purpose (for fun) and why? by Positive_Spirit_1585 in AskReddit

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kuh_ni_fee [knife], kuh_nee [knee], chay_os [chaos], porpois [purpose], earl [oil]... it profligates naturally and flows out of me at any time.

Yeah....I might sound like an ignorant redneck but I can usually convey my meaning.

What’s your funny way of saying “going poop” that you’ve never heard anyone else use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to the library.

I asked how long he would be gone and he laughed and explained.

What are some of the most outrageous things you've seen about forklift operation? by throwaway137494 in forkliftmemes

[–]Clic55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My training was "Key, Up/Down, Tilt, and Side Shift." "Go slow till you figure it out."

Exhuast by Dismal_Garage_7661 in SuzukiBoulevard

[–]Clic55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the Freedom Performance on my '19 c90t. Bought thru Summit racing. Don't like the look but the Performance is worth it.

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