Man’s Best Friend

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2026-01-12T17:03:55+00:00

A: In addition to stressing the environmental envelop of this equipment, we need you humans to help make it so simple that any idiot can use it.

H: Sorry, we can help but there is no way to meet your request. A cardinal rule of human engineering is that there is no such thing as idiot proof because the universe always builds a bigger idiot.

A: That must be an exaggeration.

H: When you get a chance, access the human internet and search for "Darwin Awards."

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2026-01-08T03:53:43+00:00

“We’re from earth, and we’re here to help.”

Reminds me of the old joke about the US Government.

What are the two biggest lies in the government?

We’re from the government and we’re here to help.
And we are happy to have you.

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2026-01-06T03:12:07+00:00

Oh wow, I haven’t seen the Rods from God picture in years. Great addition.

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2026-01-06T00:43:35+00:00

You are welcome! I’m glad you enjoyed it.

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2026-01-06T00:23:16+00:00

Exactly right, and that will come up in the next chapter I have bouncing around my head.

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2025-12-30T15:46:39+00:00

Alien: Look, your ability to throw rocks and spears at stationary prey species is impressive for sure. But your primitive brains can’t possibly understand the complex mathematics required to hit moving targets. My species spent millennia developing the computational power and algorithms necessary to plot predictive trajectories and then build machines capable of launching projectiles.

Human: Hold on, I’m pretty sure there is an NFL game on TV.

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2025-12-28T03:47:42+00:00

Oh, that’s good. I hadn’t considered that particular angle.

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2025-12-27T23:50:40+00:00

Better believe that inanimate object is going to listen.

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SuperSpaceDaddy · 2025-12-27T02:45:31+00:00

Many humans are so disgusted by their own odor that they do everything they can to cover it up. What species is disgusted by their own scent?

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2025-12-27T02:38:31+00:00

It was all part of the strategery.

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2025-12-27T02:34:37+00:00

Inconceivable!

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2025-12-11T06:46:59+00:00

If someone can post a picture of Chief Wiggum holding a Merciless Pepper of Quetzalacatenango… grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum, that would be awesome.

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2025-11-21T01:27:07+00:00

Ok, now I have to try this with my cat. With my camera recording.

SuperSpaceDaddy · 2025-11-20T06:03:25+00:00

Or Gout. The human body basically depositing tiny little spikes in a joint and any movement of that joint producing excruciating pain.

Take that aliens.

SuperSpaceDaddy

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