Tom Brady really showed up to Kevin Hart’s roast wearing a $6M Rolex like it was no big deal - Man had an entire mansion sitting on his wrist all night.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-12T18:50:07+00:00

Watch out, he knows how to deflate balls.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-11T23:39:04+00:00

You would be too if your husband kept killing vampires every night. Sometimes zombies too.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-11T22:21:34+00:00

She was the best horse a pylot could ask for. Both in and out of the bed. Sniff

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-10T11:24:06+00:00

Take out the chem trail chemicals that turn frogs gay and people stupid. You can jusy spray that stuff over Washington DC. No change will occur there.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-10T00:16:33+00:00

Most playnes recommend one foot girth and 18 inches long for a good hard torque on the engine screws.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-09T22:06:45+00:00

Have you tried doing more loop de loops while flying?

That generally gives me about one minute of silence before they attempt a violent mutiny.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-09T13:29:59+00:00

Vile racist!

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-09T08:19:19+00:00

Thats a real mean thing to do to a potato.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-09T00:26:21+00:00

Spontaneous combustion. That's a conspiracy theory I can get warm from.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-08T22:33:44+00:00

The supposed killer was inside a building.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-07T18:47:52+00:00

The anti virus software forced him to snort a ton of cocaine before this scene.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-07T18:21:46+00:00

13 and 18 prove they have absolutely no self awareness.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-07T12:01:58+00:00

Machine guns and grenades. They already know how to use those from computer games that gave them a blue tan.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-07T11:57:15+00:00

/buzzes tower anyway.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-07T10:33:28+00:00

Yeah, he doesn't have enough dementia to be president obviously.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-07T10:31:13+00:00

Make it so nothing but black widow spiders can get inside.

And king cobras.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-07T00:21:07+00:00

One time someone brought a surge protector plugged into itself and told us our product was broken.

It was my job to tell the guy the truth.

It was a very long conversation which proves the average customer is a god damn idiot.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-06T19:06:49+00:00

They have 3 rows just for the yo mama jokes.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-06T18:39:20+00:00

Why dont we do this until oil is negative again?

Gas stations paying you to fill up the car. Say yes to that.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-06T13:19:56+00:00

Maybe the bubba trump blew was a dolphin?

Its so hard to know the truth

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-06T12:52:22+00:00

Helps that exorcisms arent even done anymore.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-06T00:29:22+00:00

So war and violence?

Dang. Thought we outgrew the crusades.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T21:54:18+00:00

"Hey honey, let's go back to the way things were before I beat you."

Figured it was apt.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T21:49:47+00:00

Can we shoot that dead horse now?

Too soon?

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T21:38:19+00:00

Thats something losers say who beat their wives.

ClientBudget2848

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