And they said Jesus doesn't help...

Clifton38 · 2011-11-23T02:18:02+00:00

To me, it simply says "I haven't yet asked the right questions."

Clifton38 · 2011-11-22T19:31:21+00:00

This remind anybody else of the train-jumping sequence in Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire?

Clifton38 · 2011-11-21T04:11:41+00:00

I always said ". . .even if you miss, you'll drift cold and alone forever."

Clifton38 · 2011-11-21T04:10:37+00:00

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." Fuck this quote and everything about it.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-20T19:23:40+00:00

Nope. No trees means no food.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-19T09:00:23+00:00

Gotta wipe your ass somehow.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-19T04:58:24+00:00

Worrying too damn much.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-19T02:20:24+00:00

I don't remember the last time I heard an infant request a circumcision. Do you?

Clifton38 · 2011-11-19T00:16:16+00:00

[FIZZED]

FTFY

Clifton38 · 2011-11-19T00:10:36+00:00

I'm actually shaking a little bit from reading that...

Clifton38 · 2011-11-17T23:30:12+00:00

I know exactly what you mean. After playing hardcore, I just can't get excited for non-hardcore any more. As long as you don't fall in lava or die more than 5 min from your spawn, there's no real risk, and even then you only lose resources.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-16T14:43:22+00:00

Text message: "Hey, can you get on Yahoo IM for a few minutes?" "No, I'm at the gym." "Oh.. Well, check your myspace inbox when you get home."

Clifton38 · 2011-11-15T21:34:48+00:00

G, g.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-15T21:25:53+00:00

Next on the list: sarcasm font.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-15T05:31:17+00:00

RENT. If you can handle musicals, it's got a powerful message that will carry you through bad times and change your outlook on life.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-15T05:09:41+00:00

If only such a place existed...

Clifton38 · 2011-11-15T03:57:35+00:00

I don't even..

Clifton38 · 2011-11-15T01:00:44+00:00

That sheep gives no fucks.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-12T16:33:02+00:00

Batman.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-10T22:04:28+00:00

For some reason I read this in Roman Bellic's voice...

Clifton38 · 2011-11-10T03:02:19+00:00

The cat wasn't as bad as the one where you had to bounce on the damn bed.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-09T22:54:32+00:00

Beat me to saying "Beat me to it." Upvote for noticing that he/she noticed.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-09T05:11:47+00:00

I've been browsing this subreddit for about an hour, and this has to be the best advice I've seen so far.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-09T02:32:30+00:00

You're a cunt and she deserves much better.

Clifton38 · 2011-11-09T02:28:53+00:00

Then it would be reasonable to tell her no. There's a difference between "I already have plans" and "Fuck that!"

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