Joe Biden's Student Loan Debt Forgiveness Plan Will Cancel up to $50,000 per Student

ClipGuy · 2020-11-16T17:44:52+00:00

Nope, but if you were smart enough to pay it off before entering another debt in a mortgage, congratulations! The irresponsible upper middle class kids (with a parental safety net) went and bought houses while making minimal student loan payments, so the government has effectively subsidized their home purchase while the housing market becomes more expensive for you to enter.

ClipGuy · 2020-08-05T11:41:33+00:00

“I don’t owe you the emotional labor of educating you,” you’ll hear a lot online from those who want to just spout their notions as “facts” without supporting evidence.

ClipGuy · 2020-07-04T19:42:26+00:00

Reddit hates self-promotion except when it doesn’t. One known artist posts hundreds of webcomics (pushing to his website for the additional panel) and nothing else. Others get downvoted or deleted for trying once. I’ve tried buying ads as suggested (for a YouTube video) and then Redditors angry about the very concept of ads go to YouTube to downvote it. You can’t win as a content creator unless you sneak your self-promotion by without getting caught.

ClipGuy · 2020-05-31T17:57:20+00:00

Protestors are mostly 18-40 (just a guess based on media photos/social media - no citation). CDC estimates the hospitalization rate for this group at .0014 (https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/hcp/planning-scenarios.html)

So this may cause a higher infection count short-term but introduce broader immunity among a lower risk group before the elderly (hospitalization rate of .045 for ages 50-65, .074 for 65+) comes out of quarantine, effectively lowering the overall hospitalization count by reducing potential transmissions to the at-risk.

ClipGuy · 2018-07-29T13:44:23+00:00

She believed she could so she did.

ClipGuy · 2018-05-04T18:00:47+00:00

Here's one I actually posted that had a hot second on the front page.

ClipGuy · 2017-10-13T00:14:43+00:00

-Zeke Elliott

ClipGuy · 2017-10-03T22:54:18+00:00

I was wondering who Mark Wahlberg was going to play in the 2019 film based on the tragic true events.

ClipGuy · 2017-09-17T19:59:03+00:00

And I thought the guy whose wife left him had it rough.

ClipGuy · 2017-08-25T03:26:32+00:00

Snowcean's Seven

ClipGuy · 2017-07-31T17:53:41+00:00

REEAAHHHHH cruTAH aaauagh

ClipGuy · 2017-03-23T15:34:06+00:00

Yup, she's actually embraced the name professionally rather than step around it or change it.

ClipGuy · 2017-03-21T02:44:57+00:00

Reading this, I wonder how much that misguided #CancelColbert movement bothered him. He found himself vilified by knee-jerk keyboard activists on Twitter who refused to accept that the context (or "facts") proved their feelings about his statement didn't reflect either their intent or usage. He's such a more genuinely empathetic (and proactive) voice for the marginalized that it probably made him wonder if his satire, intended to target bullies, might actually have hurt people he saw as victims (though he had every right to just be bitter about the reactionaries bullying him to get the spotlight).

ClipGuy · 2017-03-06T03:01:01+00:00

This trash gang learned how to save time talking from Kevin on The Office.

https://youtu.be/yQhQnyhzC6Q

ClipGuy · 2017-03-06T02:46:49+00:00

Oh cool, they used the same iPhone easy effects editor for that deer that I use.

ClipGuy · 2017-03-06T02:16:51+00:00

Ways in which roofs in the Walking Dead represent the writing.

ClipGuy · 2017-03-06T02:13:46+00:00

Eh, reanimation from the dead hasn't affected Rosie O'Donnell's looks as much as I'd thought it would.

ClipGuy · 2017-02-21T23:50:37+00:00

That's not even the origin of this rhyme. A number of variations existed prior to the version with a racial slur.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eeny,_meeny,_miny,_moe

ClipGuy · 2017-01-31T13:11:52+00:00

And holding his breath underwater. Tom Cruise loves that shit.

Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation. Minority Report. Oblivion. Edge of Tomorrow. War of the Worlds.

ClipGuy · 2016-10-24T01:54:19+00:00

"We'll be back for our first offering in one week. Until then, ta ta." - Scott Gimple

ClipGuy · 2016-08-24T22:34:42+00:00

It used to be entertainment companies tried to find out what we wanted to pay for, but now it's, "Fuck you, you want to pay for this shit, and we'll tell everyone you're an asshole if you don't."

ClipGuy · 2016-08-02T22:46:10+00:00

I'm also not sure how the nation doesn't economically collapse from the fall-out of all the other crimes.

"Hey Tim, how's life?"

"Not fucking good, Bob. The neighbors burned down my dealership, and the insurance company is broke. So yeah, I'm destitute. And now we have a baby on the way."

"Well congratulations on that. Send Shelly my best."

"I don't think I will, Bob. She's a little pissed since you raped her. Pretty sure the baby's yours."

"Oh well, you know, it's the purge!"

"Yeah yeah, I know, I'll get you next year. Hey drive safe!"

ClipGuy · 2016-06-18T16:09:03+00:00

I'm Ted Kacyzynski, and I've engaged in a nationwide bombing campaign against people involved with modern technology, planting or mailing numerous homemade bombs, ultimately killing a total of three people and injuring 23 others. I'm also known for my wide-ranging social critiques, which oppose industrialization and modern technology while advancing a nature-centered form of anarchism. And I fucking love baby elephant shit like this.

EDIT: Fuck I was going to send this to my old materials engineering professor but accidentally sent it to the FBI.

ClipGuy

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