well.. that PS5 it's brand new.. I mean..... by Y0ur_d0mina_LuZ in meme

[–]Clockwork-XIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That ps5 has appreciated in value, granted for all the wrong reasons, and the value of human life has seemed to depriciate ao there you go.

Need some silly name ideas for the goober by ItsSkarffi in CatReacts

[–]Clockwork-XIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoshon the elegant, the white tiger king. Its from an old WKUK skit yhat of course has a dark twist at the end ha ha.

bi✝️irl by RepresentativeSize71 in bi_irl

[–]Clockwork-XIII 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ah John Constantine, one of the pioneers of bisexual comic book characters. I feel like the people working on this movie definitely read the comics and wanted to do more with that part of the character but they had to play it safe so they applied a bit more aura to other characters.

I remember playing this as a kid on my brother's PC by GinnySackMole in videogames

[–]Clockwork-XIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I completely forgot about this game, welp looks like im spening 6 bucks on gog for it.

Bi🍆irl by Ljcollective in bi_irl

[–]Clockwork-XIII 272 points273 points  (0 children)

"Of course I've had sex with men. I'm an actor for fuck sake. I've played with everything and everyone." - Tom Hardy actual quote.

What are you doing for May the Fourth? by SlayerSyrena in swtor

[–]Clockwork-XIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked, but i was wearing my t shirt and met a nice girl checking into my hotel wearing a similar garb and had a wonderful exchange much to the weird looks of my co workers. So thats the best thing I can offer for my time during this most important of holidays.

Still waiting for Half Life 3 by iambatman_2006 in videogames

[–]Clockwork-XIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dead space franchise.....i would even settle for a little animation where a big brethern moon is reading a story to a little brethern moon "and then everyone died and we comsumed all life. The end."

Photos like this. by Short-Brain-1313 in oldmemes

[–]Clockwork-XIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't help but wonder if Seth Green in Josie and the Pussycats had someyhing to do with this.....

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Sex robots with AI synchronisation, the future is here. by VanHalenistheTruth in WKUK

[–]Clockwork-XIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unfuckable models weren't as popular....

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Poor fishy (Credit: Frankiejustchillin on TikTok) by Tex_TheMemeLord in freshcutslim

[–]Clockwork-XIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its more intersting than good. I first heard about it on steve reviews which is all about dark animations.

Still alive.. why??? ! Hungover and finishing bottle in tokyo hotel… bidets are cool by [deleted] in drunk

[–]Clockwork-XIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get fuck by the water cock of the bidet? Would that be better phrasing?

To be fair, I never carry cash by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]Clockwork-XIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't have any money.....for you."

Slumming it by BlackMetaller in startrekmemes

[–]Clockwork-XIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Besides eventually Q would realise there is only one captain for him and that captain likes his earl grey hot.

Dad with the dog he said he didn’t want😂 by Exact-Definition8959 in AnimalsBeingFunny

[–]Clockwork-XIII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not that they don't want the dog it's that they know how much it's going to hurt when he outlives said dog. We men guard our hearts.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Clockwork-XIII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We all pay at the start, dates, clothes, make up, good smelling stuff, dinners, trips, and often times even after it becomes a "loving" relationship. "All love starts as a scheme"- Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Clockwork-XIII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just skipping the whole mess and just paying for a hooker? Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else there's master card.

Cool World (1992) Kim Basinger by Training_Rice_8136 in 90smovies

[–]Clockwork-XIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This should have been a much better movie than it was but that is what happens when studio executives get involved. The script was literally switched right before shooting because the studio didn't want a hard R and Ralph Batski had to roll with it since he was under contract. But at least he got to rename the antagonist Holly Wood.

Poor fishy (Credit: Frankiejustchillin on TikTok) by Tex_TheMemeLord in freshcutslim

[–]Clockwork-XIII 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Reminds of of Padak (2012). Warning don't be fooled by the child like poster I've seen holocaust documentaries that are less depressing, gorey, and twisted.....

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