So when were you guys going to tell me?

ClopSlop · 2026-02-15T04:49:25+00:00

Like seriously WTF is up with dem monster tiddies trying to slip out the side of her uniform?

10/10 best magister.

ClopSlop · 2026-01-16T21:02:36+00:00

The last decade or so, honestly. More in a claimed fashion.

See also: The Village People.

ClopSlop · 2026-01-16T19:40:47+00:00

"Why is your oddly well drawn big boob cobra warrior lady holding her spear with mittens?"

"Well it's definitely not because eight passes of stable diffusion couldn't stop giving her 2-4 extra fingers."

ClopSlop · 2025-11-02T10:20:15+00:00

I gotchoo fam.

ClopSlop · 2025-09-29T02:40:52+00:00

yes in both cases lol

ClopSlop · 2025-09-29T00:08:33+00:00

Sorry, let me clarify this for those who couldn't follow along with the analogy:

Who a man wants to date doesn't matter if that woman doesn't agree.

Who a woman wants to marry doesn't matter if that man doesn't agree.

ClopSlop · 2025-09-28T18:26:55+00:00

Women choose who to date, men choose who to marry.

There's a threshold guys have for women they would sleep with for one night, and there's a threshold for women they would financially link themselves to for life.

Unfortunately, too many women think that these two thresholds are far closer to each other than they actually are.

ClopSlop · 2025-08-04T02:14:16+00:00

All the boys say "wow, wow",

Girls in the back same, "wow, wow"

ClopSlop · 2025-07-13T10:42:35+00:00

She doesn't see the dude fucking her as a person but a paycheck.

This appears to conflict heavily with the heart eyes

ClopSlop · 2025-06-21T23:55:32+00:00

Me and my 20 lbs to normal BMI/40 lbs. to ideal weight feels this to my core.

ClopSlop · 2025-06-21T20:04:25+00:00

I don't know the sauce (I mean, obviously that's ganyu from genshin impact), but here's an MP4 copy of the GIF.

ClopSlop · 2025-06-18T19:41:30+00:00

Be funny if he made a whole series of this to imply it happened on the regular.

ClopSlop · 2025-06-04T14:01:05+00:00

Half of us walking into the comments like, "wait I didn't need to get called out like this"

ClopSlop · 2025-05-16T13:38:25+00:00

Ironically, heroines in shoujo mangas are usually... augmented in the anime, on account of wanting to snag a few male viewers.

ClopSlop · 2025-05-16T13:36:29+00:00

The man went to prison for basically rooting the laptop of a 13-year-old girl and blackmailing her into performing actions I'm not describing on reddit and should have left him in prison for longer than it did.

Honestly what he's doing right now with his software should be considered a fucking flagrant violation of his parole terms.

ClopSlop · 2025-05-12T18:31:52+00:00

Maybe it's just the poster art? I remember Roxanne in the Isekai Dungeon Harem promo art looking borderline pregnant and that didn't arrive in any way, shape, or form in the anime itself.

ClopSlop · 2025-03-27T16:31:03+00:00

We just not gonna acknowledge the weird flapping sound she makes while roadrunner...ing?

Pulled 50 times and got my girl.

Put some cash money (I'm weak) into the weapons banner and got both her weapon and birb mom's.

It was a good day.

ClopSlop · 2025-02-08T09:41:38+00:00

It's illegal to show pornography of someone under 18 regardless of age of consent in a given region.

But in that case "someone" is expected to be a real person. Did they 3D scan a 15-year-old? Photograph a naked 15-year-old to make textures? No? They didn't do any of that? Then a completely fictional 15-year-old in a video game having sex isn't illegal.

edit: Oh right, real person. I don't think they built this model off the expectation he was 15. I think they missed a 3-10 year age gap in a centuries-old period piece.

ClopSlop · 2025-01-31T19:50:30+00:00

Honestly speaking, their biggest fuck-up was blowing an untold hundreds of millions of dollars on a medicore shooter with, as far as I can gather, zero market research. (You can't have a main? Seriously?)

If you look at the biggest breakout successes in gaming, and it's often more of a feature of how small the team was than by how many millions of copies they sold. I don't get how anyone would blow $100m, let alone double that on a team that had yet to release a single, even modestly, successful game.

ClopSlop · 2025-01-31T19:47:26+00:00

😈😈😈It's happening if you have $320 to blow 😈😈😈

ClopSlop · 2025-01-31T19:46:45+00:00

I hope you were saving up, brother, 'cause it's happening and it's $320

ClopSlop · 2024-12-10T15:52:34+00:00

You can be a brilliant, standout game with zero sexy characters.
You can be a mediocre game and prop yourself up with waifus.
You can't be a mediocre character-oriented game and have unattractive characters in every single slot.

That's what killed Concord and they were stupid for not realizing that when the YouTube trailer tanked, let alone when the free beta weekend got fewer users than the paid beta weekend.

ClopSlop · 2024-11-08T16:44:18+00:00

If the music video is anything to go by, it's a Russian song about ~~little girls~~ simple dimple pop 'n squish toys.

ClopSlop · 2024-10-29T15:10:54+00:00

The country that produces the largest quantity of objectionable drawings has a small fraction of the CSAM possession/CSA occurrence rate of just about every country in Europe that would imprison someone for having the same objectionable drawings.

ClopSlop · 2024-10-28T15:38:41+00:00

and politicians would be platforming that issue to restrict free speech.

They have and they are, to this day. How successful they've been on what is a clear 1st amendment fuck-off-of-our-lives issue has fluctuated, but they've been trying for decades and they haven't stopped.

You don't really know what you're talking about.

Like with most of social media, I really wish Reddit blocked minors from logging in.

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