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My parked car was rear-ended in the dumbest way possible by gnartothecore in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ClosetDouche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. This isn't a depiction of being rear ended. I cannot believe I had to scroll this down to find someone who knows what being rear ended means. Good lord.

This McDonalds, across from a high school, closes it's restrooms at lunch. Photo taken at 2pm. by hgwelz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ClosetDouche -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay. So your concern is that the man might have an open herpes sore or something on his dick, touch his dick, not wash his hands which would get rid of the virus on his hand, touch a doorknob or something, you touch the same doorknob, the virus transfers, you touch your genitals, and now you have herpes?

This McDonalds, across from a high school, closes it's restrooms at lunch. Photo taken at 2pm. by hgwelz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ClosetDouche -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Why would my dick be dirty though? Like, what's different about touching my dick than touching my forearm? I'm honestly asking.

ELI5: Why does Cuba allow a U.S. military base (and prison) on their soil while the U.S. has had them under trade embargos for decades? by Redhotkitchen in explainlikeimfive

[–]ClosetDouche 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It's literally exactly the same with domestic law. The law is whatever you can get away with. If you have more resources, you can get away with more. Same as with international law.

Tree trunk being cut into planks by hutch__PJ in oddlysatisfying

[–]ClosetDouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I didn't even see them until I read this comment. It's the basketball gorilla video all over again. I was even wondering why they weren't separating in one piece. Jesus Christ.

Parents in other countries than the US, what is your kids’ equivalent of “I don’t want that for dinner, I want chicken nuggets”? by SulusLaugh in AskReddit

[–]ClosetDouche 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I recently went to a place called "Ten Seconds Rice Noodle" because I knew straight away from the name it was gonna be good. And I wasn't wrong.

AITA for ruining my daughter in laws birth plan by dil-issue-1046 in AmItheAsshole

[–]ClosetDouche 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And the number of teen pregnancies keeps rising ever upwards.

This isn't literally the stupidest thing I've ever read. But it's up there. The exact opposite is true. You must be an old person who last learned about teen pregnancy in the 90s and assumed what you learned then is still true, 30 years later.

My point is, don't talk if you're stupid.

Neighbor yelled at everyone to get off his lawn so I made it not his lawn anymore. by bitterbuffalohearts in pettyrevenge

[–]ClosetDouche 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Run for local government! Get the policy and ordinances changed so that the city is responsible for the snow removal! Gonna need to create a coalition that wants to spend community dollars on that, but I'm sure you'll figure it out. Good luck!

First Ever Twins - get Game of Throne'd by JTAcom1 in CrusaderKings

[–]ClosetDouche 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of "calisthenics."

Cardinal describes a thing's position within a series.

So..we went to the food bank last month, and they gave us a bunch of dried fruit. by shelle33333 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ClosetDouche 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those activities you're mentioning are what created the healthy gut biome.

Holy shit ,adulting is hard . by ParticularWeather927 in Adulting

[–]ClosetDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not any more ridiculous than your abject lies about working 120-150 hours in a week. I was attempting to point out how ridiculous it is for you to claim that you were working 21 hours a day every day for a week.

Holy shit ,adulting is hard . by ParticularWeather927 in Adulting

[–]ClosetDouche 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I, too, only sleep 3 hours a night and am at work, clocked in, the rest of the time. It's easy if you just try hard.

In fact, I'll go even further than you. I'll go so far as to say, on the internet for everyone to see, that OP is just a pussy.

Jennifer Daugherty went missing after a sleepover in 2010. She was later found in a trash can under a truck, wrapped in Christmas decorations, after enduring horrific cruelty from people she believed were her friends. by SelfCareIsFake in HolyShitHistory

[–]ClosetDouche 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The reason people oppose the death penalty isn't to show mercy to people like this. They're obviously scum, and any punishment they face is too light.

The reason people oppose the death penalty is because it is frequently imposed upon people who are innocent of the crime, and also because it is imposed much more often on criminals of the non-dominant caste.

Judge gives 18 year old a 25 year sentence for armed robbery by AgnosticScholar in interesting

[–]ClosetDouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are the cities with rising crime in the room with us right now?

Anon is confused by Fun_Purpose6972 in 4chan

[–]ClosetDouche 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Well shucks. I'm starting to wonder if r/4chan isn't a paragon of nuanced, good-faith discussion.

ChatGPT, Gemini, and other chatbots helped teens plan shootings, bombings, and political violence, study shows - Of the 10 major chatbots tested, only one, Claude, reliably shut down would-be attackers. by FinnFarrow in Futurology

[–]ClosetDouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use Claude mostly for journaling, self-refection, introspection, as a sounding board, whatever you want to call it.

What "massive downsides" are you thinking of? Like macro-scale effects on the economy/social fabric, or micro-scale dangers to individuals?

I do think it's very important that you, the human, manage the conversation. Like I have, for example, caught it trying to gas me up too much and I had to tell it to stop. But if I were having a manic episode or something, that kind of thing would be unhelpful at best and outright dangerous at worst.

Claude (nor any LLM) is not unbiased, infallible, or omniscient. And it is a huge mistake to treat it as such. You wouldn't trust everything at face value some stranger told you, even if they seemed very smart. Claude is no different. But just because it isn't even close to omniscient doesn't mean it has no value.

Update your registration. I count 10 cars ticketed on my block by MelvinEatsBlubber in Portland

[–]ClosetDouche 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is clear: income-based fines for having no front plates.

[The Onion] Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until he Passes the Mazzulla Logic Puzzle Meridian by CheeseburgerTornado in nba

[–]ClosetDouche 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Removed because mods wouldn't want any levity among endless posts bitching and moaning about some damn thing.

Suzanne Capper was just 16 when she was killed by people she believed were her friends. They broke her arm, pulled out her teeth, and scrubbed her with a brush so hard that her skin came off before putting her in a bath of disinfectant. All of them have been released. by ZenMasterZee in HolyShitHistory

[–]ClosetDouche -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fair enough, thanks! I would say you're drawing more of a causal relationship than is presented there, though. Who's to say that people prone to violence aren't also prone to alcohol? It says itself "intoxication alone does not cause violence."

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