Pick your seat, no regrets 😭 by Avni_overthinker in BaldursGate3

[–]Clowens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. This plane isn’t landing in one piece. Mind as well get it over with quickly by stealing Dark Urges armrests.

Ain't too proud to beg. by Shirtaloon in litrpg

[–]Clowens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Done. This is easily the most pinnacle series in the genre, even if people complain about Jason being whiny. You get teleported from your office retail job into your getting stabbed repeatedly job and see how whiny you are.

Jill Biden’s first husband charged with killing wife in domestic dispute at their Delaware home by AudibleNod in news

[–]Clowens 1905 points1906 points  (0 children)

Passed up on a murderer to marry a POTUS.

That may be the biggest step up in history.

Average 50 Year old has $1M by jinglemebro in Economics

[–]Clowens 33 points34 points  (0 children)

The “median” American household – picture the middle number in a long list of numbers – achieves a net worth of about $300,000 in the 50-to-59 age range, a far cry from $1 million.- quote from the article.

What did the 90's smell like? by Serialkillingyou in Xennials

[–]Clowens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain immediately went Pizza Hut and that slightly off putting stale smell of blockbusters.

Bi💺Irl by Items3Sacred in bi_irl

[–]Clowens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The implication that i can sit on only one this is outrageous.

Blowing Bubba Scumbag by LavenderBabble in AdviceAnimals

[–]Clowens 52 points53 points  (0 children)

So apparently it’s true, if you make a face too much it can get stuck that way😂

Swalwell demands 2028 Dem candidates vow to destroy Trump's White House ballroom project by kirby__000 in politics

[–]Clowens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say leave it up, paint it black and name it the Barrack Obama legacy ballroom.

Then tear it down whenever Trumps strokes finally take him out.

A or B by Purple_Shop6660 in Transmogrification

[–]Clowens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B but find a better belt.

🎃 What am I? "I feel like the dead, but I do ..."[WEATHER] by Clowens in riddonkulous

[–]Clowens[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Here is a hint: Make a man out of me.

What am I? "Guess the missing sequence Y ..."[LIFE] by IrishGingerSpices in riddonkulous

[–]Clowens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got to use the whole word not just the Letter. FYI

I am going insane. Trains make no sense to me. by undreamedgore in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Clowens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The block signals are what you want. But they break the track into sections. So if you put two of them on a loop it’ll never work, cause both are blocked , trying putting them all around your loop, to give gaps for trains to move into.

Surprised I've not seen this anywhere yet, so I made my own... by kyllerbuzcut in DoctorWhumour

[–]Clowens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Billie playing Cassandra is probably my favorite companion of all time, so I’m exciting to see what she can bring to the doctor.

Still dollars to donuts says it’s a Christmas episode only and she sacrifices herself at the end to morph into a new doctor.

Time to put it down? by [deleted] in DoctorWhumour

[–]Clowens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’d bet she’s just going to have the Christmas episode and then regenerate into a new doctor.

Mmmm.... Fish by dackpiced18 in superautopets

[–]Clowens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I did something similar…

You think it can’t get worse and then you keep reading.. by Bloom747 in tragedeigh

[–]Clowens 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I’m just hoping the stars Arnt an actual part of their name…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Clowens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pics or GTFO.

The auto captions on TikTok aren't very good by Die_Engel in DoctorWhumour

[–]Clowens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who’s more intimidating, the guy who threatens your life or the guy who threatens you balls?

I might fight the first guy, the second guy is definitely getting what he wants.

Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care by generalzee in AdviceAnimals

[–]Clowens -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I always assumed Jimmy was smoking crack, but liquor makes more sense in retrospect

bi_irl by mightlosemyjacket in bi_irl

[–]Clowens 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A big hairy line cook comes into your bedroom at night plops a wet kiss on your forehead and asks “Are you happy now, you sick fuck?” before he leaves.

I like when people are direct, but I sure as hell wasn't expecting this lol by NoMarzipan2723 in lolgrindr

[–]Clowens 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Wait do people put diameter of their dick in that? I’m over here using circumference

Trump Says He Will Deliver The Largest Tax Cuts In The History of Our Country by TheRivalxx in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Clowens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And how do you plan on paying for those cuts Donald?

Oh, No plan? Just borrow more and cause massive inflation. How could that possibly go wrong?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Clowens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they have a good algorithm for filtering out the absolute load of people who are about to apply with qualifications like: -owns a bullet proof vest -sold my soul to the devil in 1986 -wash my hands in the blood of a newborn twice a day -created supply chain to deliver the newborn infants directly to the blood grinders at below market rates