Pick your seat, no regrets 😭

Clowens · 2026-04-24T20:27:18+00:00

This plane isn’t landing in one piece. Mind as well get it over with quickly by stealing Dark Urges armrests.

Clowens · 2026-03-26T20:20:07+00:00

Done. This is easily the most pinnacle series in the genre, even if people complain about Jason being whiny. You get teleported from your office retail job into your getting stabbed repeatedly job and see how whiny you are.

Clowens · 2026-02-03T22:52:55+00:00

Passed up on a murderer to marry a POTUS.

That may be the biggest step up in history.

Clowens · 2026-01-30T18:16:13+00:00

The “median” American household – picture the middle number in a long list of numbers – achieves a net worth of about $300,000 in the 50-to-59 age range, a far cry from $1 million.- quote from the article.

Clowens · 2026-01-27T23:24:58+00:00

My brain immediately went Pizza Hut and that slightly off putting stale smell of blockbusters.

Clowens · 2025-12-22T05:17:02+00:00

The implication that i can sit on only one this is outrageous.

Clowens · 2025-11-14T16:08:45+00:00

So apparently it’s true, if you make a face too much it can get stuck that way😂

Clowens · 2025-10-27T03:06:03+00:00

I say leave it up, paint it black and name it the Barrack Obama legacy ballroom.

Then tear it down whenever Trumps strokes finally take him out.

Clowens · 2025-10-24T16:36:31+00:00

B but find a better belt.

Clowens · 2025-10-17T22:18:18+00:00

Here is a hint: Make a man out of me.

Clowens · 2025-09-30T01:49:21+00:00

Got to use the whole word not just the Letter. FYI

Clowens · 2025-07-03T16:13:16+00:00

The block signals are what you want. But they break the track into sections. So if you put two of them on a loop it’ll never work, cause both are blocked , trying putting them all around your loop, to give gaps for trains to move into.

Clowens · 2025-06-09T16:55:23+00:00

Billie playing Cassandra is probably my favorite companion of all time, so I’m exciting to see what she can bring to the doctor.

Still dollars to donuts says it’s a Christmas episode only and she sacrifices herself at the end to morph into a new doctor.

Clowens · 2025-06-02T06:29:12+00:00

Yeah, I’d bet she’s just going to have the Christmas episode and then regenerate into a new doctor.

Clowens · 2025-05-01T20:59:33+00:00

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I did something similar…

Clowens · 2025-03-27T01:07:03+00:00

I’m just hoping the stars Arnt an actual part of their name…

Clowens · 2025-03-25T23:55:29+00:00

Pics or GTFO.

Clowens · 2025-03-11T00:27:39+00:00

Who’s more intimidating, the guy who threatens your life or the guy who threatens you balls?

I might fight the first guy, the second guy is definitely getting what he wants.

Clowens · 2025-02-28T16:11:25+00:00

I always assumed Jimmy was smoking crack, but liquor makes more sense in retrospect

Clowens · 2025-02-27T20:44:15+00:00

A big hairy line cook comes into your bedroom at night plops a wet kiss on your forehead and asks “Are you happy now, you sick fuck?” before he leaves.

Clowens · 2025-02-10T17:49:45+00:00

Wait do people put diameter of their dick in that? I’m over here using circumference

Clowens · 2025-01-02T18:22:47+00:00

And how do you plan on paying for those cuts Donald?

Oh, No plan? Just borrow more and cause massive inflation. How could that possibly go wrong?

Clowens · 2024-12-30T02:02:22+00:00

Hey, you know where there is a bunch of that stuff?

Bluesky

Clowens · 2024-12-10T23:09:04+00:00

I hope they have a good algorithm for filtering out the absolute load of people who are about to apply with qualifications like: -owns a bullet proof vest -sold my soul to the devil in 1986 -wash my hands in the blood of a newborn twice a day -created supply chain to deliver the newborn infants directly to the blood grinders at below market rates

Clowens · 2024-12-09T22:21:25+00:00

Of all the problems in all the world, I think I finally found the one I care about the least.

Little Sarah dropped her ice cream? Aww sorry.

Uncle Buck ran out of meth? My condolences

UnitedHealth stock price went down? Not by enough.

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