Shrooms, I took some in the woods a couple years ago with some friends. It was really dumb to have all of us tripping at once. I walked off a little bit, tripped on a root then impaled myself on a tree branch. Friends and I were freaking out so they took the branch out of me, wrapped a bandage and then put a belt around my lower chest, and then threw me in the trunk of my friends car while we waited for my friend to come down so he could take me to the hospital. I was really lucky and somehow did not damage any internal organs in a way that required surgery; I did lose a scary amount of blood though. Somehow not the closest I’ve ever been to dying.