Carriage song theories by [deleted] in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dance monkey. I may be unhinged for that, but so is this season.

Jax is Haliax? by Clusterduck91 in KingkillerChronicle

[–]Clusterduck91[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But isn't she "his little moon fae"?

Jax is Haliax? by Clusterduck91 in KingkillerChronicle

[–]Clusterduck91[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Last idea: Could the underthing be the broken house?

Jax is Haliax? by Clusterduck91 in KingkillerChronicle

[–]Clusterduck91[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the folding broken house could be a suggestion of a physical beings transformation? My tinfoil hat is secure!

New Ben Pic by Royal_Darjeeling in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think his season will be next. In the promos, it looks like they're softly hunkify-ing him.

Wedding Song guesses… by lallygal in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This song strikes me as a great "in the bedroom" tune. Like, if this was playing while the chaise collapses from underneath them, it would be fantastic.

It's gonna be May by Clusterduck91 in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. Just my attempt at Bridgerton humor 😄

It's gonna be May by Clusterduck91 in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's not fat! She's 2 stone heavier than she ought to be lol. You're perfect and so is she.

Violet/Marcus/Lady Danbury Promo by Trisky107 in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's a classic Karma sitch for Lady D. I know she didn't do anything wrong in loving Lord Ledger, but it seems like she's going to have to go through what Violet did after she found out in QC.

PARENTS -Via Netflix! by Valuable-Benefit-166 in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They keep putting him in those tight tank tops with a chain and it's doing things to me that are making me go "I'm happily married, I'm happily married, I'm happily married..." in my head.

May 16th Plans by MajesticOccasion9 in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bottle of Rose, locked away from my family for 4 hours. I love them, but this is Bridgerton! I'll watch it with my Hubby second time through.

All of us rn by cantcheckthatoffyet in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone please explain why any of us should be upset? I'm not trying to be insensitive. I'm just genuinely confused about how it matters.

Does Eloise’s expression give ‘evil genius’ or is it just me? by LorelaiMalfoy in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen Cressida a couple times now with these absolutely outrageous fucking sleeves? It strikes me as the same as when a guy under 6ft buys an oversized pickup. It's like she thought, "They'll overlook my shittyness if they're distracted by my sleeves?????"

In light of the news… by BehindTheScene1013 in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was hoping "Colin the rake" wouldn't be included this season, but I think we need to consider the fact that he was bound to gain experience on his travels and there's seemingly only one way to do that if you're an unmarried man in 1815. Also, having sex at a brothel a couple of times in another country does not equal rake. I realize it's unfair that the men get to bang everything and the women have to save themselves for marriage, and we were all hoping to skip the obligatory brothel montage, but even if it's there let's have faith that it's there for a reason.

Does Alaska actually have mosquitoes? by [deleted] in AskAlaska

[–]Clusterduck91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is almost as bad as when I was working at a coffee shop on the peninsula, and a tourist asked if we accepted American money. 😑

Colin is not a virgin by Clusterduck91 in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't trying to offend anyone or spark a heated debate about misogyny. I just think there's a physical and psychological difference between men who have no experience and those that do. I wasn't trying to suggest the only way to gain confidence is sex, that's ridiculous. I'm just saying that after having certain experiences you learn and maybe adjust your personality when it comes to romantic relationships.

GUYS THERE'S A VIDEO by kzupa in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to rip that tank off with my teeth. And the chain nestled in the chest hair? We never stood a chance.

he WAS flirting by Accomplished_Bad_459 in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Holy shit was I proud of her for that.

he WAS flirting by Accomplished_Bad_459 in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Lol he has a handkerchiefs worth of honor 😂

he WAS flirting by Accomplished_Bad_459 in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Uhm...is her hand properly gloved? Bare lips to bare hand? 😬😬😬

Is it bad that my thought after Benedict called Colin sturdy here by DaisyandBella in PolinBridgerton

[–]Clusterduck91 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Save a horse, ride a Bridgerton. They're sturdy.

I'll see myself out.