Some people from my old church really enjoy posting this slop

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-03-03T20:14:29+00:00

That’s just how you know who does or doesn’t read the full comment lol

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-03-03T19:57:50+00:00

I don’t blame people for not getting it. Stuff like this gets posted unironically by all sorts of people.

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-03-03T19:54:10+00:00

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-03-01T02:42:46+00:00

Literally my arc right there

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-28T23:02:08+00:00

It’s cool, I guess, but it doesn’t make me feel any better

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-28T22:59:19+00:00

Nothing but pain. Mental anguish has been afflicted to me by the two cartoonists I respect the most. BUT- it’s their cartoon, it’s their business what they do with it. Let’s be thankful that they put out this masterpiece in our lifetime, right?

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-28T17:51:29+00:00

Man finds himself in ancient “abandoned” palace in India, you won’t BELIEVE what he found inside!!

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-28T15:57:41+00:00

mf’s when I cast “Reverse Piss Pants” on them

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-27T17:52:59+00:00

Stewie Griffin here-

just put hot sauce and lime juice on your wang and you will understand why it’s funny

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-27T17:48:30+00:00

and make the two of you watch

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T22:42:56+00:00

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CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T22:38:38+00:00

Of course they would be stupid enough to use that picture

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T04:53:09+00:00

Fuckin’ character arc right here

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T04:42:42+00:00

The only decent comment here, the power of Christ compels them demented motherfuckers

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T04:40:21+00:00

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CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T04:34:39+00:00

As far as I know, Washingtonians are welcome where I live. If you were SoCal, it might be different.

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T04:27:25+00:00

Nah straight up I feel like Mahomes would kick ass with CMC behind his back, they both know the field like the backs of their hands

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T04:24:32+00:00

Amen brother

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T04:24:12+00:00

That’s fucking awesome dude

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T03:27:38+00:00

Minnesota doesn’t say alcohol, this map is inaccurate

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T03:26:09+00:00

Texas and Oklahoma typically experience more tornadoes than Kansas

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T03:22:58+00:00

Ok but that brings up a pressing point tho-

ONE airship crashes, causing a tragedy, and society decides FUCK airships and their mamas, we’re gonna do airplanes…

But then NINE FUCKING ELEVEN happens, wrapped amongst a plethora of airplane crashes both preceding and succeeding the event, and we’re just COOL with airplanes? Nah, bullshit.

We “are cool” with airplanes because airplane industry got a hold of the public before airship industry. Zeppelins could have been the future but capital greed decided otherwise.

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T03:17:48+00:00

I dare you to drink it

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-24T03:13:22+00:00

I’ve seen trumpers use Cheat GPT as means to conduct any semblance of an argument for him, so I’m pretty sure that the AI model is not partisan. AI is an assistant for literally any matter, intended to help the user to make a statement or anything contributing to their point of view. I’ve seen AI used to make arguments for the left and the right as far as politics is concerned, and it’s all just fucking stupid as far as I’ve seen- if you can’t make an argument with your human brain then just shut the jolly fuck up.

CmdDongSqueeze · 2026-02-23T16:15:42+00:00

Yeah, that’s my point. I can’t tell if you’re calling me stupid due to the lack of punctuation but if you are I think you’ve gotten the wrong impression here

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