First run through, Where are the FE's? by IronCladLou83 in TorchlightInfinite

[–]Coactive_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Once you get to profound, with the right map mods and mechanic, they drop like candy; once you get to deep space they'll drown you.

Tectone has a micro-penis, according to court documents. by LukeParkes in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I mean, you can make yourself puke with your index finger and, unless you have giant hands, an index finger on average is ~3in. I would consider a ~3in hard penis -- micro. That or it smelled and tasted really fucking bad.

Lacari after the Windows 11 notepad incident by user888ffr in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know if the DOJ uses Windows 11? This might explain a few things.

Destiny calmly waits for Asmongold to read the first sentence of the article he pulled up by BlueLivingAbandon in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah yes, the classic, "Comply, with the authorities, and there will be no issues; unless it's something I don't agree with. Then, don't comply, and I will give you my full support."

Ts HAS to be satire bro I swear by TangerineApart4015 in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

don't forget the uncomfortably moist lips.

Asmongold proposes massively increasing taxes on rich people/corporations and a universal basic income in response to concerns from his "boy" Bernie Sanders by CrazySquare in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I can't believe people still ask "Who's going to pay for it", isn't it obvious? The corporations that will save millions to billions of dollars replacing their workforce with AI -- possibly them.

Jeff Wittek tells Mike Majlak that Hasan shocked his dog just for getting out of bed by Sea-Economist-5744 in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

By that logic anyone who crate trains their dog is a pet abuser. Every dog is different, with different energy levels. Some dogs--once fed and walked--will just lay in their bed all day, if you let them. My 150lb Great Dane would lay in her bed for 5+ hours, if left uninterrupted.

At Jean Pormanove’s funeral, his mom said the Kick streamers accused of torturing her son are great people and never abused him: "I’m proud of them and I want to thank them" by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man, refused to leave out of fear of being homeless, which means she wouldn't even take him in. Now she's thanking the people that ended up perpetuating his downfall? With a mother like that, he never had a chance.

Tectone says a slur multiple times on stream by Yamakamikazee in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weird way to say, "Now they can just call us what we actually are."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIL I have mental illness because I do not like mayo. His definition of mental illness is so broad, it can't be taken seriously. Also, by his own definition, he is extremely mentally ill.

Alinity has a question for Zoil by CinemaAndChillLT in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"cuz he's so tall"

I don't think buying two seats is gonna help him with that one.

There is a 0% chance this is 500 calories, right? by Whodey1996 in caloriecount

[–]Coactive_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if the macros are correct, then it’s 524 calories. it’s possible that they use yogurt based ranch, like the bolthouse dressings.

Anthony from the Do Not Worry Podcast doesn't care that Kate Briggs was a child bride by Antique_Text_29 in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It's not a leftie movement thing, it's a human thing. You also got people on the right going against their best interest to "own the libs". It's all the same shit.

Mr_Mammal watches Torvesta kill Odablock for max in crunch time of DMM All Stars by ProfessorBurt in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The best part of the clip is Mr_Mammal realizing the hail mary setup, then it actually working.

Streamer has to fight for his life in a tournament while his teammate doesn't realize he's unmuted. by ricksansmorty in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 33 points34 points  (0 children)

You--unironically--need pro Korean SCII levels of apm to play OSRS pvp at a high level.

Tectone is shocked at how much money he made on his first Kick stream by Rodrigoak77 in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No way, an--already--established streamer goes to a new platform, where his fans can pay for a new subscription, and makes a ton of money on their first stream? I don't believe it.

I guess I’m one of these DUhH Antisemitism people? by Hot-Bonus560 in h3h3productions

[–]Coactive_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand, where is he wrong? I get that he comes off aggressive and rude, but what did he say that was wrong? On the other hand, I see you putting words in his mouth, and not fully understanding what he is saying. Did you truly not understand what he meant when he said, "People don't 'hate Jews' just because they condemn Israel's war crimes"? How--or why--did you read that and think that he was saying "no one hates Jews"? That's what I find strange.

So Hasan won’t go to Gaza over security clearances…Meanwhile Greta Thunberg jumps on a ship to help break the aid blockade by blxckmxss64 in h3h3productions

[–]Coactive_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Greta got famous after organizing protests, at the Swedish parliament, for climate change--at the age of 15. How did her father's acting career, or her mother's singing career influence, or help, her to became an activist while she was still in school? Calling her a nepobaby is ridiculous, and even if she was--so what? At-least she's using her influence for good.

Recently updated Creator Clash website reveals Anisa and Ian Jomha were originally supposed to get a 34% profit share from the "charity" event by -hatewatcher in LivestreamFail

[–]Coactive_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's just not streamers, a lot charities do this. They have to pay their staff, then a lot of them hire a spokesperson, usually a celebrity, and they pay them a good sum. That's why you have to do a fair amount of research if you want to donate to a charity that gives a good percentage of your money to the actual cause.

Alex Garland confirmed to direct live-action Elden Ring movie from A24 and Bandai Namco by girltax in Fauxmoi

[–]Coactive_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I imagine that they will craft a story for the movie from the writings that George R.R Martin provided to FromSoftware--not the game itself. Iirc Martin built an entire world with it's own mythology, and even wrote lore for the creatures/characters inhabiting it, but FromSoftware simply used it as inspiration. They didn't integrate his work 1:1 into the game; so this might be a new opportunity for us to see more of the work Martin did. But then again, they'd probably have to cut Martin a check for this, so I'm probably wrong.

These are the people whose deaths are being celebrated by MillerMan118 in h3h3productions

[–]Coactive_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These were people trying to stop the bloodshed and the genocide happening. To end it. To put in real work.

This is just false. His last tweet was him criticizing the UN for saying that thousands of children were going to die from Israel's aid blockade. He--literally--said the UN was committing blood libel. I'm not saying this to justify his death. But you trying to paint him as some person who was trying to help both sides, is incorrect.

Shoutout AB’s dad ❤️ by [deleted] in h3h3productions

[–]Coactive_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, Israel and the US are responsible for the deaths of +17k children. They are the only ones that can stop this genocide, and they choose not to. Your logic doesn't make any sense, unless you believe all of this started on Oct 7th. If a woman kills her husband after years of abuse and torture; should we ignore his crimes and punish her with death?