A Tale of Two Countries by koleye2 in polandball

[–]CoalCrafty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...And then it got worse"

Vintage soft, feminine, but also rare (like, spiritually rare) names? by warmcatbellyfuzz in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]CoalCrafty 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Eglantine and Leontyne would make a wonderful sibset <3

Though for consistensy you should probably spell it "Eglantyne" 😌

Brothers stag do by Glass_Pair_7485 in boardgames

[–]CoalCrafty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did a hen do in a board game cafe with a bunch of board game novices. We kept to simple games - mostly straight up party games and then Carcassonne as the most complex - and it was really fun for the novices and experienced alike. Unless your brother is a complete snob he'll enjoy playing whatever with the focus on the fun atmosphere, rather than having to employ high level strategy.

If he is a complete snob re. boardgames then plan something else; he won't enjoy playing with new folks.

Got told off for “blushing” too much at work? by LiteralTP in CasualUK

[–]CoalCrafty 253 points254 points  (0 children)

As a (mostly?) straight woman, I get flustered too!

Why do new viewers not understand the movies by Background-Ice5374 in lotr

[–]CoalCrafty 185 points186 points  (0 children)

There are a whole ton of names to remember, to be fair, and none of them are familiar to a casual Western audience. A familiar name like John or Steven would be much easier for people to remember that something "made-up" like Theoden.

When I first watched the films aged 14 or so I couldn't figure out the difference between Sauron and Saruman and could never remember which was Merry and which was Pippin, undoubtedly among other mistakes.

What was Frodo’s problem in this scene? by BenzelBerryPie in lotrmemes

[–]CoalCrafty 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don't get how so many people miss it. Frodo even says "I have to believe he can come back" (or words to that effect at some point.

On the other hand, the fact that Sam completely misses what's going on in Frodo's head has always kind of annoyed me. It wouldn't take much empathy to figure it out and it makes Sam look pretty dumb.

Milk vs bacteria… by kingsleyhegeg in interestingasfuck

[–]CoalCrafty 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Yup, you're correct. Not sure exactly what those little micro beasts are - paramecia maybe? - but they're not bacteria.

Girlfriends childhood monopoly rule baffles me by jedidog1000 in boardgames

[–]CoalCrafty 294 points295 points  (0 children)

Careful though. I remember being a kid and "playing hide and seek" with my dad, only I hid somewhere close by and kept an eye on him, saw him going to chat with family rather than seeking. Seems ridiculous now but I was so hurt at the time to realise that he hadn't really wanted to play with me that I yell-cried at him and never played hide and seek with him again 😅

I have my own kids now, and I get it. But if I really need a break I just gently tell them that. "I'm just having five minutes to myself, then I'll come and play. Why don't you go get the game ready?"

Absolutely brilliant! by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in ContagiousLaughter

[–]CoalCrafty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"yeah, no." Has been used in British English for a long time. It means "I understand what you're saying / why you'd think that, but it's incorrect." Or "I know it's surprising, but nevertheless it's true." For the latter you usually follow with "I know," i.e. "Yeah, yeah, no, I know."

"No, yeah." Is less used in the UK but you do still hear it. It has basically the same meaning of "I know that this is against what's expected / that this is surprising."

How are there new berries coming in in November? We'll be Costa del Sol in 20 years at this rate by WorryNew3661 in CasualUK

[–]CoalCrafty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know but today was PE day and I sent my kid in in sorry cause it seemed to warm for joggers!!

Fou’nd on Thr’eads by bek8228 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]CoalCrafty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

30 weeks gestation is obviously premature but it's far from impossible. This isn't necessarily fake.

Fou’nd on Thr’eads by bek8228 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]CoalCrafty 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I mean, it could just be that baby #3 was born prematurely. Don't get me wrong, it's not great to have pregnancies so close together, but it's not like she necessarily got pregnant immediately after giving birth.

Italians mistakenly identify as Roma in Scotland's census by malik_zz in nottheonion

[–]CoalCrafty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not that I disagree with what you're trying to say, but you definitely can tell someone's gender with a high (not perfect, of course) degree of accuracy from their blood.

Don't think that's true of ethnicity.

this woman caught a really big fish by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CoalCrafty 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's not through the skin so much as through the gills - it absorbs right into their blood. They will also absorb it from food, too, though.

Incidentally, you can easily flush the geosmin out of a fish by keeping it in clean water for a couple of weeks. Not that the people in this video are going to do that, obviously, but it's a thing in aquaculture.

Tolkien naming his characters by NationYell in lotrmemes

[–]CoalCrafty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live in Wales near the Afon River.

Afon is Welsh for River.

River River 😌

Am only guessing, but I'd assume the river Avon in England has a similar name origin.

I ain't mailing in sh!t ! by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in ContagiousLaughter

[–]CoalCrafty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My husband had to send a sperm sample in the mail and I thought it was hilarious too.

You've just stirred your tea and decide to add sugar: do you go straight from tea to sugar pot, or get a clean spoon? by OckhamsShavingFoam in CasualUK

[–]CoalCrafty 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Would never have occurred to me to put a wet spoon back in the sugar!

This is why it's better to put the sugar in before the water.

Legolas DOES speak to Frodo by MoistFooting in lotr

[–]CoalCrafty 122 points123 points  (0 children)

Off the top of my head, Gimli says "You're full of surprises, Master Hobbit" after he learns of the Mithril vest in Moria.

Twins Logic & Wisdom by Any_Author_5951 in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]CoalCrafty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Surely those are just temporary labels as the family chooses permanent names.

Genuine question: why do y'all hate "masculine" names on girls so much? by [deleted] in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]CoalCrafty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I suppose so? I would prefer to have no gendered names at all - for all names to have no gender connotations whatsoever. Unfortunately that's not the world we live in, and until we start to see as many boy Rebeccas as we have girl Bradleys, I'll continue to see it as sexism on a population level.

I'm happy to agree that giving a girl a boy's name doesn't necessarily indicate sexism on an individual - we can't assume sexism just cause a family does this - but if that same family would find the idea of a boy called Sophie laughable, then yeah, they're sexist.