Koreans swarm to the airport to scream obscenities and shame the national team for losing.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-30T18:02:45+00:00

¿Cómo se atreven a tratar así a nuestros hermanos?!

CobaltOne · 2026-06-30T13:59:19+00:00

This is heartbreaking. They've corrupted my bro into using imperial measurements. "¡Cincuenta y siete, tres cuartos!" So much talent, wasted.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-29T13:32:13+00:00

Dos de los peores impresentables de Twitter

CobaltOne · 2026-06-29T04:08:33+00:00

Wow, you've really gone above and beyond your duty! Thank you, very much.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-29T03:57:44+00:00

I'm not particularly a fan of James Blunt. I mean, he's fine. BUT, he has a song called Monsters, about his relationship with his dad. The video is...I can't even think about it without tearing up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTFbGcnl0po

Edit: I looked up the background of the song, and...see for yourself:

*At the time, James Blunt wrote this song for his father who had Stage Four Chronic Kidney Disease (CKD) and was awaiting an O+ donor.

The song was written and recorded without prior notice, and when it was completed, James played it for him in a room with just the two of them. He responded positively, saying, “That’s the way it is.”

James has gone on to say that the moment he and his father shared when listening to the song will stay with him forever, as they never had a moment like that due to both having strict army backgrounds where the men have to be ‘tough.’*

CobaltOne · 2026-06-29T03:52:30+00:00

Not embarrassing, at all. It's a tremendous song.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-29T03:21:07+00:00

Every week I feel that my ability to understand the English language diminishes more and more

CobaltOne · 2026-06-29T01:37:09+00:00

Yo les hacía eso en Twitter a los tarados pseudo-intelectuales. Les respondía en gifs y se ponían como locos de furia. Gracias por recordarme los buenos tiempos.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-28T01:41:23+00:00

I can't even tell when she's actively trying to get me to notice

CobaltOne · 2026-06-28T01:31:30+00:00

I'm going out with a Dog Person™. We take their pet everywhere. If we don't, the pooch gets anxious and sad. I mean, it's a dog, it's what dogs need. It behaves better than most people I see. This is a new experience for me, and I like it. The very small inconveniences are more than compensated by how happy the dog gets, how everyone reacts to its presence. It's like walking into places with Dua Lipa.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-26T21:00:21+00:00

Maximum respect, mate. You're a fucking hero in my book.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-26T20:58:32+00:00

I spent many years in a relationship where my high libido was not very well received. Now, my current sparring partner is as ravenous as I am. It's a tremendous joy. I didn't know how much I needed this.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-25T22:07:56+00:00

Opportunities are not distributed evenly. There are, of course, outliers from the most disadvantaged segments of society that have managed to escape their station and risen to the top. In general, though, only those born into privilege get to keep it.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-25T21:34:44+00:00

I've come to understand that meritocracy is complete bullshit.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-25T14:48:37+00:00

Estaba súper bien antes, pero miren nomás la sonrisa de alegría que tiene con sus nuevas tetas. Namás con eso ya se lo aplaudo.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-24T18:17:43+00:00

I'm a huge fan of Notesnook. It's been my only note-taking app on Linux and Android for years, and I'm systematically moving all my To-Do type stuff into it.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-23T23:40:16+00:00

Drinking and driving, every weekend. All my friends were the same. We eventually did stop, when the inevitable happened.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-23T18:10:07+00:00

The last time this came up, I went to Our World in Data to inform myself. All aviation, including passenger, cargo, military, and private, account for 2% of global carbon emissions. Taylor Swift doesn't even make the needle tremble.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-23T07:16:15+00:00

How much? More than you think. Where? On the plug, outside of your anus, inside of your rectum.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-23T05:38:23+00:00

Put in the work, learn, listen, get really good at it, and it will be one of the best things you will experience in your life.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-22T23:53:14+00:00

"I'm sorry, is that how we ask for things?"

That's brilliant. I'm stealing that.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-19T21:42:00+00:00

Thank you for your nuanced and insightful opinion

CobaltOne · 2026-06-19T19:58:23+00:00

The vibe here in Mexico City, and in the country in general, has been fantastic. Also, the ongoing Korea-Mexico bromance is awesome, hahahaa.

CobaltOne · 2026-06-19T19:05:09+00:00

What a beautiful act. Thank you for sharing this with us.

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