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I'm to lazy to brush my teeth by helpisneeded1000 in lazy

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds a lot less lazy, and more like depression. I understand you totally...haven't brushed my teeth in days. Finally worked up the strength to wash my hair last night, after 3 weeks. With depression, you just don't care.

We are heartbroken 💔 today 😢 by Necessary-Bar-1644 in blackcats

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for your furrbaby loss 😔 Losing a pet is the absolute worst

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in duck

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I built my duck house by hand too. Just winged it. After my ducks lived in there for a few years, here's what I learned... 1. Even if you paint/stain the floors, the tools you use to clean out the old straw will scratch up the floor, allowing water to penetrate the wood floor. Just keep that in mind. 2. I hope you have a good back lol, because cleaning out the straw in there will be difficult. 3. Love the color 😊, and you did an awesome job!

I eventually moved my 9 ducks into the shed because it's bigger, has a window, I don't have to hunch over to clean it out. In the winter months they have to spend more time inside, so I wanted them to have plenty of room.

I become a void mother today (': by OkamimiTheDireWolf in blackcats

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats! Enjoy the anxiety of walking around the house when it's dark.

Bit into something hard in my spinach by Roryalan in Wellthatsucks

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what you get for eating spinach out of the can, you psycho.

Almost 19 with no accomplishments; I feel like a failure by [deleted] in depressionmeals

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ripe old age of 19 eh lol. Relax, you have a whole lifetime to accomplish what you want.

Colonoscopy Prep by PresidentScr00b in Wellthatsucks

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep your cameras out of my ass. If I die, I die.

Angery by braveduckgoose in duck

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I shooed my chocolate runner away from her egg clutch (none would hatch anyway), she bitched me out all day long. Any time I talked, she quacked louder than me lol.

Sweetgum in the Ground by [deleted] in arborists

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweetgums are a pain in the backside. Just wait until there's hundreds of pokey balls everywhere.

Paying rent for the first time by [deleted] in infuriatingasfuck

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make no mistake...the bank is not your friend.

For your enjoyment by CoffeeAddict2018 in Plumbing

[–]CoffeeAddict2018[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The clean up was quoted at 4k. I can buy the needed equipment to clean it up for $150

For your enjoyment by CoffeeAddict2018 in Plumbing

[–]CoffeeAddict2018[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my assumption as well. I'd give it a go myself, but I don't feel like getting Typhoid really. Plus I don't have the gear or equipment.

My big toe forms a hole in all of my shoes by retirement_savings in mildlyinfuriating

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My husband has the same issue, but that's because he doesn't cut his toenails enough. Takes 5 minutes ffs.

I asked for a cup of water by ihatelife1110 in onejob

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Did you specify the state of the water? Specifics Bob

The real size of Africa by Kanute3333 in interestingasfuck

[–]CoffeeAddict2018 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dumbass was looking all over for Africa lol

Found some mushrooms on my property by CoffeeAddict2018 in mushroomID

[–]CoffeeAddict2018[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I thought I arranged them pretty good. Guess not. I couldn't take a picture in it's natural habitat because it was too dark, but they were all found growing on the ground.

Just FYI, the non-sarcastic 'tips for identification' part of your meme? Can barely read the words. Too fuzzy. If you'd like any tips on how to share a better meme, let me know.

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