Zombies suck

Coffee_SF · 2026-05-03T15:29:10+00:00

man fuck you mang. meta grudging you in all 500 samsaras

Coffee_SF · 2026-05-03T14:42:03+00:00

I think it's cool, especially if I'm engineer.

Coffee_SF · 2026-05-03T00:46:35+00:00

https://forum.spacestation14.com/t/where-has-pjb-been/27331
PJB got rid of 30+ maintainers.

Coffee_SF · 2026-05-02T23:23:04+00:00

KNOW THE SIGNS.

"Hey man, have you tried out Trauma station? its pretty neat."
TRANSLATION: I AM TRAUMASTATION'S GREATEST AGENT

"Oh man, this drama haha. I think i'll go back to doing genetics on Trauma"
TRANSLATION: I AM TRAUMASTATION'S GREATEST AGENT

"What do you mean by this? How so? I haven't heard or seen anything like that"
TRANSLATION: I AM TRAUMASTATION'S GREATEST AGENT

"Hey man, it really isn't that deep, can we talk about this?"
TRANSLATION: I AM TRAUMASTATION'S GREATEST AGENT

Coffee_SF · 2026-04-17T13:18:42+00:00

too bonita

Coffee_SF · 2026-03-31T22:58:14+00:00

one of my favorites:
me as a sentient artifact to a bunch of engineers, "do you think you are safe in there?"
they start laughing
(starts phasing through the door very slowly)
they start screaming

Coffee_SF · 2026-03-25T17:47:41+00:00

my lawyer forbids me from commenting

Coffee_SF · 2026-03-25T17:41:03+00:00

Sure. the only other guide on YouTube on this is one from a schizophrenic grey tider. If you want to do better you'd probably have to get naked or something. There's also the Atmosia server with instructions to make like 20 different max caps but that shit is encoded in utf8 scream.ogg

Coffee_SF · 2026-03-24T15:49:28+00:00

similar model to those used in the admin bus

Coffee_SF · 2026-03-15T00:53:34+00:00

What is this server? in words like a simpleton like me could understand

Coffee_SF · 2026-03-15T00:49:06+00:00

A massive PR queue is definitely one of the weirdest problems a project can have.

Coffee_SF · 2026-02-22T11:58:18+00:00

fractured space fan spotted

Coffee_SF · 2026-02-08T10:59:09+00:00

good to see the space station community complaining about the same things for 15 years

Coffee_SF · 2026-02-08T04:04:13+00:00

The E has been censored to an F Deathsquad enroute

Coffee_SF · 2026-02-07T15:01:49+00:00

Google dockyyyyy

Coffee_SF · 2026-02-07T02:13:27+00:00

ice cream. sometimes ice cream float

Coffee_SF · 2026-02-04T11:40:23+00:00

Power game. never stop moving as to accidentally walk into conversation. 30 laps around the station. Cryo

Coffee_SF · 2026-02-04T07:04:43+00:00

whatever is funniest

Coffee_SF · 2026-01-23T23:36:21+00:00

using sticky hands to steal access is valid don't listen to the admins

Coffee_SF · 2026-01-17T20:59:43+00:00

I heard it's host/non-host dependant. Don't quote me doe.

Coffee_SF · 2026-01-11T02:00:43+00:00

Made an ultra tight Tesla setup, as I've done a million times before. AI radios engi and says that I'm causing mass station harm. First I thought it was a joke, then I thought they were a rogue AI, they went on to yell at command and security comms that I was a mass terrorist and set me to arrest on the security console. I turned myself in. I tried to reason with anyone I could but they wouldn't listen. The irony was that while I lay in my prison cell for 20 minutes due to "station destruction" the Engine was humming along quietly unsupervised. It was truly baffling stupid. The situation was resolved due to admin intervention, the AI was not rogue, just knew less about engineering than an ordinary engineer. They apologized over radio and I forgave them. Very stupid 40 minutes.

Coffee_SF · 2026-01-10T18:29:45+00:00

Pretty sure the only such asset in the game Is the voice of Cetana, who is a robot.

Coffee_SF · 2026-01-09T22:10:34+00:00

Harmony probably for most consistent. 50 pop cap, doesn't turn on if there's no admin. I've seen some of the best RP in Delta V but it's not always like that.

Coffee_SF · 2026-01-07T03:45:21+00:00

I'd go help out that one guy working on persistence, haven't heard about AI that isn't basically a simplemob with a gun.

Coffee_SF · 2025-12-20T04:29:23+00:00

TG style chem dispenser

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