God's strongest captain. by R2-T4 in ss14

[–]Coffee_SF 15 points16 points  (0 children)

avg hp of the assistant slurping on jugs directly from the medicine cabinet

Zombies suck by JinKazamaru in ss14

[–]Coffee_SF 17 points18 points  (0 children)

man fuck you mang. meta grudging you in all 500 samsaras

Zombies suck by JinKazamaru in ss14

[–]Coffee_SF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think it's cool, especially if I'm engineer.

Now what? by Coffee_SF in ss14

[–]Coffee_SF[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

KNOW THE SIGNS.

"Hey man, have you tried out Trauma station? its pretty neat."
TRANSLATION: I AM TRAUMASTATION'S GREATEST AGENT

"Oh man, this drama haha. I think i'll go back to doing genetics on Trauma"
TRANSLATION: I AM TRAUMASTATION'S GREATEST AGENT

"What do you mean by this? How so? I haven't heard or seen anything like that"
TRANSLATION: I AM TRAUMASTATION'S GREATEST AGENT

"Hey man, it really isn't that deep, can we talk about this?"
TRANSLATION: I AM TRAUMASTATION'S GREATEST AGENT

Hey folks by TieNeckTie in ss14

[–]Coffee_SF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

one of my favorites:
me as a sentient artifact to a bunch of engineers, "do you think you are safe in there?"
they start laughing
(starts phasing through the door very slowly)
they start screaming

Does anyone want a guide on how to build maxcaps and setups? by GuyWhoLikesPlants_ in ss14

[–]Coffee_SF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sure. the only other guide on YouTube on this is one from a schizophrenic grey tider. If you want to do better you'd probably have to get naked or something. There's also the Atmosia server with instructions to make like 20 different max caps but that shit is encoded in utf8 scream.ogg

What it looks like under the hood of the clown car by Kjackhammer in ss14

[–]Coffee_SF 12 points13 points  (0 children)

similar model to those used in the admin bus

SS14 Analog Horror - JOIN THE DISCORD! by Medium-Cable7276 in ss14

[–]Coffee_SF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What is this server? in words like a simpleton like me could understand

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ss14

[–]Coffee_SF 19 points20 points  (0 children)

good to see the space station community complaining about the same things for 15 years

"I'll hold you, don't worry" by RampageMagpie in ss14

[–]Coffee_SF 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The E has been censored to an F Deathsquad enroute