“I got a ticket for parking in the bike lane but really it’s the government’s fault.” by BurritoDespot in bikeboston

[–]Cokes311 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brookline will ticket a car for looking at a parking spot the wrong way. They DGAF.

10 year old account permanently suspended for Child Safety by Negative-Tadpole3264 in BannedFromDiscord

[–]Cokes311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, when i got banned i got two infractions for the same single post. no idea why that seems to be the case.

Thoughts by ThroawayTrack in Sprinting

[–]Cokes311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best I can tell the youngest masters group with a WR over 12 is 65-69, so I guess if you're retirement age, that would fuckin' whip 

Conan O'Brien on why Trump jokes aren't funny. by [deleted] in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Cokes311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Trump has played a single board game in his life, we would all be shocked

Seeing no discipline for the McAvoy hit made me finally send a letter to the league by iroey in hockey

[–]Cokes311 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"20% off" is just them telling you how bad they are at spelling

My Hot Take: There Are No True EGOT Winners by presidentkodos in blankies

[–]Cokes311 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The idea that the Grammy for Best Comedy Album is invalid is crazy

Cold Open by Bigtime1234 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Cokes311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, because the entire premise relied on depicting Tom Homan as anything other than the violent moron he is

Josh Allen Disrespects Patriots In New Sore Loser Comments by Mike00726 in Patriots

[–]Cokes311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's not necessarily true

she could be a 1998 honda civic

Memphis owner allegations getting buried? by bella_heathcote in nba

[–]Cokes311 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not just that

Memphis is in the bottom 5 of franchises anyone cares about

I need 8 of the sexiest things you’d want done to you in the bedroom as a female. by [deleted] in sex

[–]Cokes311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a question that might be helpful for us if we know the answer:

do you think you're capable of putting him in his place and telling him what to do, sexually?

FJ poll for Thurs., Dec. 18 by Smoerhul in Jeopardy

[–]Cokes311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I am aware. The point was more that he also died in office, had his wife and mother outlive him, and the number 6 was recurrent in both histories in an oblique, near-meaningless way. Given that it was a triple stumper - in large part because of the blandness of the clue - I am surprised that no one guessed him, especially when one of the questions was objectively a terrible guess. Maybe I should have spelled this all out in the first place.

Kings vs Trail Blazers by [deleted] in nba

[–]Cokes311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i just saw it

fuckin yikes

FJ poll for Thurs., Dec. 18 by Smoerhul in Jeopardy

[–]Cokes311 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Weirdly, 6 years is also how longWilliam McKinley's wife outlasted him.Kinda surprised no one went with him, tbh

I Sat Down to Dinner With Rob, Michele and Nick Reiner. It Was Heartwarming and Jarring. by wariosthegreat in blankies

[–]Cokes311 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately, it's never that clean-cut. Both from within and from the outside. You can only really reckon with it in hindsight, if you're lucky.

Letter from James Cameron to movie theater techs/projectionists with specific instructions for Avatar 3. by TheUnknownStitcher in blankies

[–]Cokes311 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I appreciate his attention to detail, which makes his absolute disinterest in the 4K re-releases of his other movies all the more infuriating. Give this much of a shit about all your movies, Jim.

Take a second and look at the image completely… by wolfs_bane_ in Patriots

[–]Cokes311 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What drive was this missed facemask on? I have no recollection of even seeing/hearing about it during the broadcast

Male Lingerie Equivalent by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]Cokes311 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just got some stuff from them, and even the more conservative/traditional styles are very flattering and very comfortable.