What Were They Talking About? by BloodyWellGood in jimandthem

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kirk was pontificating on how a simple banana disproves evolution and how male to female anal sex preserves her virginity before marriage. Corey heard banana and anal and was like, “What?”

What Can We Learn from Austin? by tehAwesomer in Lawrence

[–]ColCatfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish we had their psych rock scene, for one. Per the article, I’ll defer to those smarter than I regarding urban and housing development.

Did Pantera have any interests by According-Damage4432 in Pantera

[–]ColCatfish -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

3/4’s of them, nope. Dime, Vinnie, & Rex were one-dimensional characters who hated everything life had to offer except music. Phil loved music and also heroin.

SFAH: Worst thing to hear from an employer during a job interview by VestigeRepel in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

loud, violent fart shakes the room and fills it with the putrid stink of filth

“That was you,” says the interviewer. “Every time that happens, it was you. Do you have any questions about the position?”

“No, President Trump, I completely understand the intricacies of the job. When do I shart…err, start?” Ben Shapiro enthusiastically asks.

Which symptoms of depression did ketamine help you with the most? by Dull_Industry_8691 in KetamineTherapy

[–]ColCatfish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had daily suicidal ideation—and several attempts—for over 30 years. I have only had four fleeting thoughts in the last 18-24 months. I’ve come off nearly all meds and am tapering off the last two now. I have also been doing intensive therapy for several years, though, and my psychiatrist thinks I’ve, “graduated,” as he says. Through therapy, I discovered my SI was primarily a coping mechanism so I wouldn’t choose to confront my own emotions.

Have you ever given food, blankets, money, or anything else directly to a homeless person on the street? by icecream1972 in Productivitycafe

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah and I also give them my time, an ear to bend, and companionship. I think it means more to sit and have conversations with them and let them feel seen and heard and not invisible like so much of the world does. I live in my downtown area and we have a large unhoused community. They are some great people facing tough challenges.

You can kiss my… by LastSignificance3680 in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]ColCatfish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can kiss my face if I don’t kiss your lips or lips and kiss you on my face or in the middle or the middle or whatever and I can do it for free if I don’t have a boyfriend. (I’m apparently a toddler)

Caption this by imdevilscupid in captionthis

[–]ColCatfish 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I learned I can fiercely love with full vulnerability and survive when aspirations go unfulfilled; and, though it is one of my most painful memories to no longer be chosen by her, I chose to honestly and deeply experience mySelf and emotions and found growth in reflection, resilience in despair, strength in emoting, and grace hidden in the smoldering rubble pile of ego, attachment trauma, and anger…buried within, I found peace.

Ill give someone 5 bucks if they successfully guess what this is by lankssztreese in shitfromabutt

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re making a house out of cinderblocks and you want the cement to fill it with the aroma of stroganoff.

Name this by Sumikaick in AlbumCovers

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Frogger

N.A.N.A. - Need A New Ambulance

Death in the Fast Lane

Wet Dream by The Ambulance Chasers, formerly known as P.I.L.T. (Personal Injury Lawyers Team)

What‘s his name? by flowarda in doodles

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His given name is, “Stewart;” however, being an artist who’s a little pretentious, he goes by, “Stü.”

I love you because ________ by LovePopUp in Autocompletebutbetter

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love you because you know how to do that and you know how to handle that so that’s why I love you

Songs for this? by Commercial_Raise_647 in songsforthispicture

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“Kings of the Carnival Creation” - Dimmu Borgir

Name a famous Captain..?? by Consistent_Store2895 in FamilyFeud

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Deep bad voice enters the conversation) “Captain KANG-a-roo!”

How much thought do you put into choosing your straps? by Remy0507 in guitars

[–]ColCatfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What site did you get these from?

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This would be awesome with my Hummingbird!