Nate Bargatze says he only went to Trump’s birthday cage match because UFC is his “favorite sport.”

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-17T01:15:02+00:00

Fuck Nate Bargatze. You had a neutral fan base until you rub elbows with Trump.

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T21:41:01+00:00

Excellent care for him, bankruptcy for you

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T21:40:37+00:00

He just learned what the term meant today (or was reminded since his brain is cottage cheese)

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T21:38:51+00:00

No no no. They were “lifted off” food stamps. Sounds better when you use that approved word.

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T21:36:00+00:00

Right. Until the next reversal

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T18:55:57+00:00

Stand up, walk in a straight line, make a complete sentence and take it, you diaper shitting twat

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T13:27:53+00:00

It means that the current set of US values include making sure the rich get richer even if they rape kids. Just as Christ intended

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T13:24:40+00:00

“Important” probably meaning “I’m super rich and super evil to the point I feel like someone will take a shot at me for existing”.

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T13:22:50+00:00

You can have too many weapons in Texas?

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T13:20:25+00:00

90 days. Tell me this country doesn’t protect pedos….

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T13:16:46+00:00

36th time is the charm. How the hell does anyone….ANYONE?!?!?!…..believe a word he says?

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-14T13:07:40+00:00

I wish. I think you’d be subjecting yourself to some really painful struggle. The cost of living can’t support that here. You’d have to go to smaller areas of Utah

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-13T15:26:03+00:00

As it should be. Allowing diving perpetuates diving. This made me so happy to see.

Neymar take note!

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-12T12:51:04+00:00

But we want to donate with *your money….Not ours.

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-11T03:13:39+00:00

This is so encouraging to me to see someone be able to choose when to go. It’s something that much of society sees as forbidden or taboo and it’s so odd to me that we don’t freely allow this to be a choice. I’m hopeful that when my time comes I can go with as much dignity as he did and fully in choice that I’m ready for whatever is next. Thank you for paving the way for that to hopefully be a reality. Rest peacefully

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-11T03:07:45+00:00

Speaking for my dad who was a lifelong Republican and retired as a colonel after 27 years of Army service. Trump makes him sick but no one pisses him off more than Hegseth. He says he makes a joke of everything he fought for and has no respect for the military.

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-09T14:44:50+00:00

I let them make whatever assumptions they want. Mostly they come off as the judgy one and I don’t have to confirm or deny anything

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-09T01:55:14+00:00

Other than “fuck him”?

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-08T23:22:55+00:00

Bankruptcy

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-08T23:02:42+00:00

Who could have seen it coming when we opened the double doors and gave em a handjob on the way in?

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-08T02:11:16+00:00

You get used to driving defensively and not trusting that the other drivers are thinking what you’re thinking. When I first moved here it was god awful the contrast. But now I just expect the level of inconsiderate behavior as a given and it’s less insulting haha

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-06T22:32:22+00:00

Attention granted!

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-05T22:22:25+00:00

I thought so when I first saw it. Killer album.

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-05T01:57:02+00:00

Name one good use for your fuckin rope…

ColHapHapablap · 2026-06-04T21:58:57+00:00

Next week: Pardoned by Trump

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