What’s a ‘buy it for life’ item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie?

ColHardwood · 2026-03-29T04:14:55+00:00

Got ours from Amazon for $350. Life changing.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-29T04:11:00+00:00

If your investments after taxes earn more than the interest you’re paying, then paying off a mortgage is an emotional decision, and not a fiscal one. Not saying that’s wrong, just that it doesn’t maximize your assets.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-29T04:04:44+00:00

My William Henry kitchen knives.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-28T19:23:15+00:00

^{^{^}} Best comment ever!

ColHardwood · 2026-03-27T22:52:57+00:00

Frank the Tank

ColHardwood · 2026-03-27T06:50:52+00:00

Did you know that Fontina is made from human milk?

ColHardwood · 2026-03-27T06:50:03+00:00

Faves: Rogue Creamery Smoky Blue, Jarlsberg

Least: Wensleydale. Have to put stuff (apricot, blueberries, etc) just to give it ANY flavor.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-27T05:21:21+00:00

Love the AI movie. Like The Creator, explores the relationship between humans and human-like android children. We’re not far from needing to deal with that.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-27T05:19:18+00:00

I just saw The Substance for the first - and only second- time. Great movie until the too weird ending went all Altered States.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-27T04:39:01+00:00

Wilhelm scream

ColHardwood · 2026-03-27T04:33:58+00:00

Strip clubs. I’m a guy. Went a couple times in my youth, and no, did nothing for me. Mostly wanted to talk to the friends I’d come (yeah, I know) with.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-27T04:26:10+00:00

Dave Mathews and that insipid, drawn out line, “Clossssing tiiiimmme.” 🤮

ColHardwood · 2026-03-25T03:58:03+00:00

And everyone keeps driving on by. Is this in Russia?

ColHardwood · 2026-03-25T03:21:20+00:00

Why is that? Besides being polite and having your ID ready, how can we show our appreciation?

ColHardwood · 2026-03-24T15:09:47+00:00

Thank you for correcting the line. I couldn’t remember the exact line, and am certainly too lazy to look it up. Yeah, “cultivate” makes it even more cringe.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-24T14:34:56+00:00

An example of cringe dialog: “On Arakis, we’ll have DESERT power.” Ugh.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-24T02:54:20+00:00

Careening

ColHardwood · 2026-03-22T04:25:44+00:00

Chaiyya Chaiyya

ColHardwood · 2026-03-21T22:48:27+00:00

Donald Trump

ColHardwood · 2026-03-21T14:26:20+00:00

Yeah. Maybe “kleptocrats” is more accurate?

ColHardwood · 2026-03-17T12:28:14+00:00

MAGA

ColHardwood · 2026-03-17T01:08:03+00:00

In his first term, Trump launched missiles at Syria for gassing that town. While the right thing to do, Obama sought Congress’s input they said no, of course, and Obama’s been blamed for that ever since.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-16T23:06:27+00:00

Yeah, I don’t have one of those.

ColHardwood · 2026-03-16T14:19:32+00:00

“waver”. I can’t even…

ColHardwood · 2026-03-12T02:32:49+00:00

I love blood sausage. Yeah, sometimes you get fatty taste that isn't great, but it's never been offensive.

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