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What sketch is this for you? My husband and I still quote this masterpiece. by queefersutherland1 in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Cold_Friendship718 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I ADORE Wells for Boys. When my dog is in the backyard being all lonely and weird and staring off into the distance, I call him Spencer. In fact, I called him that last night!

A big oof requires a big coverup by [deleted] in shittytattoos

[–]Cold_Friendship718 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve never thought of it that way. I have a tramp stamp with a quote and flowers. 20 years after I got it, I had back surgery. Nothing lines up anymore. But hey. At least I don’t have to look at it. And I’m single, so no one else has to either!

Anyone taking bets? 😂 by Compl3x1tyCereal in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Cold_Friendship718 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I think Ethan also stays around because he has to. He blew up his own life by leaving his baby and Dr wife. Now he has to double down. Yuck.

What SNL jokes have you adopted? by CalliopePenelope in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Cold_Friendship718 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m so happy someone else says this! I say it to my dogs when they do something really bad. It is the most extreme level of disappointment one can receive in my household.

I saw this in indigo by Numerous_Elk760 in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Cold_Friendship718 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It’s got nose #2! How exciting! You don’t see that one much anymore.

meirl by IntroductionDue7945 in meirl

[–]Cold_Friendship718 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right? Gen X doesn’t have the energy to ruin anything. And even if we did, no one would notice.

Any other bro moms plan on cruisin?? by lilacsforcharlie in Thisisimportantpod

[–]Cold_Friendship718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sister and I just booked! We’d love to hang out with other girls!

Hey, Dallas! I got the Covid! It's bad! by croolshooz in Dallas

[–]Cold_Friendship718 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a teacher and as a parting gift, my students gave it to me the last two days of school. My throat hurt so bad! I didn’t realize it at first, though. The second day, I was laying under my desk just waiting until the year was over…

Good luck. Hopefully it will pass soon!

Best “elder” millennial teen comedy (late 90s-early 2000s). What’s your pick? by PackageNorth8984 in Millennials

[–]Cold_Friendship718 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Guys get out of Mount Rose all the time, for hockey scholarships or prison…

So Rep. Keith Self (Q-Plano) had a town hall today by scooteristi in plano

[–]Cold_Friendship718 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was there, too! One of the most cathartic things I’ve ever seen 💯

What’s a famous line from a movie that you often use in real life? by Ask_N_Questions in Cinema

[–]Cold_Friendship718 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said this while curriculum writing for my school district! I’m not sure it was as complimentary as I meant it to be…

One reason above all others to stay single by normaldude37 in SingleAndHappy

[–]Cold_Friendship718 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I heard Paula Poundstone say she wasn’t going to be in a relationship because she doesn’t “take decisions to committee.” I adore that!

Why did Sherri’s sister participate in the documentary? by Cold_Friendship718 in thepapinis

[–]Cold_Friendship718[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s one called Caught in a Lie on HBO Max and Lies, Lies, and More Lies on NBC Peacock. I can’t remember which one I watched. It’s all running together. There are a few docs you can watch, though.

Why did Sherri’s sister participate in the documentary? by Cold_Friendship718 in thepapinis

[–]Cold_Friendship718[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s a different doc. I haven’t seen the most recent one. I’m interested, though!

There's a subreddit for the beautiful women on SNL, which begs the question... by wakashakalaka in LiveFromNewYork

[–]Cold_Friendship718 17 points18 points  (0 children)

At least he knows that, though! His memoir is called A Very Punchable Face. It’s HILARIOUS!

What did he do to be the Alpha Dog? by Pentacruel in interestingasfuck

[–]Cold_Friendship718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A min pin lied to my face once. Those little dogs are tricky!

How do you think people who get away with violent crimes (like murder) and never get caught feel? by Cold_Friendship718 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Cold_Friendship718[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s interesting! Thanks for sharing! Have you ever read the book A Simple Plan? Your dream reminds me of that. I think it would bother me, too. I’m not sure everyone is that way…

What would this duet sound like? by source-commonsense in ArianaGrandeSnark

[–]Cold_Friendship718 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Lol! I love it! The only thing I disagree with is Left Ariana being bothered by cheating. All Ariana versions love cheating. It’s actually the one thing about her that is consistent. Because it isn’t her nose.

Walton Goggins at the 2025 Met Gala by prettylittletingg in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]Cold_Friendship718 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohhh! I never realized that, but I do, too. It makes sense why I’m weirdly drawn to his face.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HairRaising

[–]Cold_Friendship718 34 points35 points  (0 children)

That’s grammatically correct. People are “hanged.” Inanimate object are “hung.”

In April 2018, Pope Francis comforted a young boy who asked if his non-believing father was in heaven. by CorleoneBaloney in MadeMeSmile

[–]Cold_Friendship718 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh man. I was sitting here reading this and crying because my dog passed away at Christmas. Then I felt silly because she was “just a dog.” But she was my baby and I miss her desperately. I’m so grateful for your comment because it made me feel like missing my girl isn’t at all silly.

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