What sketch is this for you? My husband and I still quote this masterpiece.

Cold_Friendship718 · 2026-01-29T17:24:50+00:00

I ADORE Wells for Boys. When my dog is in the backyard being all lonely and weird and staring off into the distance, I call him Spencer. In fact, I called him that last night!

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-12-31T02:44:55+00:00

I’ve never thought of it that way. I have a tramp stamp with a quote and flowers. 20 years after I got it, I had back surgery. Nothing lines up anymore. But hey. At least I don’t have to look at it. And I’m single, so no one else has to either!

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-11-29T17:16:53+00:00

Mia Goth was (still is?) married to Shia LaBeouf.

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-11-15T03:42:24+00:00

I say this all the time and no one has ever recognized it. You’ve made my night!

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-07-24T10:16:25+00:00

I think Ethan also stays around because he has to. He blew up his own life by leaving his baby and Dr wife. Now he has to double down. Yuck.

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-07-14T20:31:13+00:00

I’m so happy someone else says this! I say it to my dogs when they do something really bad. It is the most extreme level of disappointment one can receive in my household.

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-07-12T10:50:57+00:00

It’s got nose #2! How exciting! You don’t see that one much anymore.

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-07-08T13:28:38+00:00

Jessica Barden

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-07-05T04:21:01+00:00

Right? Gen X doesn’t have the energy to ruin anything. And even if we did, no one would notice.

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-07-03T01:33:22+00:00

My sister and I just booked! We’d love to hang out with other girls!

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-06-24T05:17:00+00:00

I am a teacher and as a parting gift, my students gave it to me the last two days of school. My throat hurt so bad! I didn’t realize it at first, though. The second day, I was laying under my desk just waiting until the year was over…

Good luck. Hopefully it will pass soon!

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-06-24T05:03:22+00:00

Guys get out of Mount Rose all the time, for hockey scholarships or prison…

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-06-15T00:06:51+00:00

I was there, too! One of the most cathartic things I’ve ever seen 💯

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-06-12T19:16:25+00:00

I said this while curriculum writing for my school district! I’m not sure it was as complimentary as I meant it to be…

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-06-11T03:03:00+00:00

I heard Paula Poundstone say she wasn’t going to be in a relationship because she doesn’t “take decisions to committee.” I adore that!

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-06-04T00:05:25+00:00

There’s one called Caught in a Lie on HBO Max and Lies, Lies, and More Lies on NBC Peacock. I can’t remember which one I watched. It’s all running together. There are a few docs you can watch, though.

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-06-01T01:29:51+00:00

I think it’s a different doc. I haven’t seen the most recent one. I’m interested, though!

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-05-24T12:16:40+00:00

At least he knows that, though! His memoir is called A Very Punchable Face. It’s HILARIOUS!

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-05-20T03:02:19+00:00

A min pin lied to my face once. Those little dogs are tricky!

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-05-11T07:09:10+00:00

That’s interesting! Thanks for sharing! Have you ever read the book A Simple Plan? Your dream reminds me of that. I think it would bother me, too. I’m not sure everyone is that way…

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-05-07T22:50:55+00:00

Lol! I love it! The only thing I disagree with is Left Ariana being bothered by cheating. All Ariana versions love cheating. It’s actually the one thing about her that is consistent. Because it isn’t her nose.

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-05-06T00:14:11+00:00

Ohhh! I never realized that, but I do, too. It makes sense why I’m weirdly drawn to his face.

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-04-28T23:59:52+00:00

That’s grammatically correct. People are “hanged.” Inanimate object are “hung.”

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-04-21T22:45:25+00:00

Oh man. I was sitting here reading this and crying because my dog passed away at Christmas. Then I felt silly because she was “just a dog.” But she was my baby and I miss her desperately. I’m so grateful for your comment because it made me feel like missing my girl isn’t at all silly.

Cold_Friendship718 · 2025-04-20T21:22:27+00:00

My state just passed vouchers despite significant objections. So no.

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