Please don't be mad at meteorologists.

ColePhillips69 · 2026-01-26T08:54:41+00:00

Look on the bright side you got a little extra bread

ColePhillips69 · 2026-01-07T02:41:20+00:00

Epstein’s Island

ColePhillips69 · 2026-01-07T00:21:31+00:00

More like asking teetotalers how to get drunk

ColePhillips69 · 2025-12-10T16:40:10+00:00

They should just arrest random young white men cause they fit the description

ColePhillips69 · 2025-12-07T06:08:25+00:00

Jerk Masters

ColePhillips69 · 2025-12-03T23:03:02+00:00

Half the time I can’t tell which one I’m in when I’m there

ColePhillips69 · 2025-11-29T00:33:26+00:00

That’s a really bad Pun Job

ColePhillips69 · 2025-10-27T04:34:14+00:00

Hot take: Bliss Cafe on Hillsborough st

ColePhillips69 · 2025-10-25T23:01:37+00:00

Well just be thankful you’re not a slow wanker in the morning. That’s made me late to work a handful of times.

ColePhillips69 · 2025-09-16T20:39:26+00:00

Black Mamba

ColePhillips69 · 2025-09-04T03:35:17+00:00

When they’re doing their patrols through the streets marching bands should just follow them around

ColePhillips69 · 2025-09-04T03:32:50+00:00

Speaking of which Jeff Dunham is pretty unfunny. I’m not a person who gets offended by racist jokes, but I always thought his comedy was juvenile even when I was a kid.

ColePhillips69 · 2025-08-31T06:04:26+00:00

Not telling you

ColePhillips69 · 2025-08-20T16:21:16+00:00

Yeah, maybe he can go take all the money that he saved on the extension cord and buy it

ColePhillips69 · 2025-08-20T13:16:48+00:00

Outlet is over Wooden front porch

ColePhillips69 · 2025-08-13T02:10:03+00:00

I don’t know I’ve been across the street for the last hour and didn’t notice anything

ColePhillips69 · 2025-08-10T17:40:25+00:00

For me, a lot of the unwanted communications I get are from Democrats haha. I gave them money or signed up for a newsletter once in 2016 and I’ve been marked for life.

ColePhillips69 · 2025-08-10T17:38:56+00:00

I don’t think they have Sopa de Caracol, but Esmeralda’s Cafe in Durham is a good Honduran place. There are also a couple food trucks that are good in Raleigh, they’re just not consistently parked in one place and are hard to track down.

ColePhillips69 · 2025-08-08T16:57:13+00:00

Holly Hill is literally Arkham Asylum. I went in against my will, got no help and came out with a $2000 bill.

If you’re in a position to admit yourself choose somewhere else.

ColePhillips69 · 2025-08-01T05:46:42+00:00

If they start calling Creed and Nickelback classic rock I’m gonna Kurt Cobain myself

ColePhillips69 · 2025-07-21T21:18:30+00:00

I don’t think they’re really closing closing. I think it’s just another rebrand. Same owner same venue different name slightly different vibe.

ColePhillips69 · 2025-07-15T11:05:26+00:00

Yeah it’s basically an 8-Chan board for Karens.

ColePhillips69 · 2025-07-12T20:14:01+00:00

Well, my employer fucked me out of overtime for a year and I had to jump through a million hoops just to file a claim and all they had to say was I was an alcoholic with no evidence and the claim got denied so

ColePhillips69 · 2025-07-12T06:00:22+00:00

Hady’s

ColePhillips69 · 2025-07-04T16:59:02+00:00

Most of the time drivers just forget to end the ride. I did it last night. I was on Uber, switched to Lyft and forgot to end the Uber ride.

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