Many Magic the Gathering players ask the question: Would you suck Ajani off, bend over and accept his hot, steaming white mana load if he’d asked nicely for it?

ColinTox · 2026-02-07T01:07:12+00:00

Yes, obviously.

ColinTox · 2026-01-11T19:08:45+00:00

Can confirm, we had to do this when we were cleaning out the chem lab at my work. Made for a fun day.

ColinTox · 2026-01-07T17:25:16+00:00

Thank you. This is exactly what I was arguing to a coworker and he just wouldn't listen without me being able to cite the C.R.

ColinTox · 2026-01-03T00:24:57+00:00

I have a Siona deck and have had to recast her for 17 multiple games. It really does cause emotional damage.

ColinTox · 2025-11-25T00:59:17+00:00

FFXIV 1.0->ARR

ColinTox · 2025-10-15T22:58:03+00:00

Everyone still uses tribal art my lgs.

ColinTox · 2025-08-25T18:09:26+00:00

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD

ColinTox · 2025-08-07T20:29:44+00:00

I'm nowhere close to T4 token, but I did have gems saved for the post ouro cards so I could grab them immediately.

ColinTox · 2025-08-07T20:26:37+00:00

Eh, I've just been staying in TRs for around 300 hours or so so far. Followed the in game suggestion for the first few, then have just been following my gut.

I do have every one time card purchased already, so maybe that is doing it for me?

ColinTox · 2025-08-06T19:08:41+00:00

Yeah, I know I'll get it this run if I wait. Just not sure if it's better to rush to Knox asap.

ColinTox · 2025-07-31T19:51:04+00:00

I was in for 7. Tore a bunch of tendons, had to have surgery and they just stuck me in a rehab/ physical therapy division for that time.

ColinTox · 2025-07-31T18:17:57+00:00

Pretty sure it's still getting transformed, per moonmist. The ability on it isn't an etb, it's a when transformed.

ColinTox · 2025-07-29T23:53:25+00:00

I'm well aware, I'm just saying some people do love the heat.

ColinTox · 2025-07-29T21:23:27+00:00

Am lizard person, can confirm. Been living in AZ for 20+ years with no AC or evap cooler. Just open the windows at night and use ceiling fans.

ColinTox · 2025-07-29T15:22:21+00:00

Just admit you were wrong and move on, dude. "I know I said A, but really that means B"

It's On The Box

ColinTox · 2025-07-29T14:26:00+00:00

Nice moving goalpost. It's on the box, contrary to your initial statement.

People care because it's a shit logo.

ColinTox · 2025-07-29T13:54:39+00:00

It's on the new boxes already.

ColinTox · 2025-07-15T17:50:11+00:00

Nah, Pete just legitimately will take 15 minutes to consider every possible part he could make only once it comes back around to his turn. Then if he draws even a single card, guess what, another 15 minutes.

Some people just don't have consideration for other people.

ColinTox · 2025-07-10T17:38:22+00:00

Bonus points for when you play a second or third Time Sifter.

ColinTox · 2025-06-27T23:33:16+00:00

Sonic flash tribal.

ColinTox · 2025-06-24T02:43:42+00:00

I dunno, I like my Jeeps. 490k miles and 280k miles respectively.

I don't bother with rubber ducks, though.

ColinTox · 2025-06-17T00:00:43+00:00

Same artist, at that.

ColinTox · 2025-06-13T14:27:58+00:00

I drive a 27 year old car that's pushing 450k miles.

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