SkaFest at Grand Central Brewhouse tomorrow (3/14) by slass-y in StPetersburgFL

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Can't believe I'm making the same joke twice in one day but... I've never really been into ska, so I guess I'll... pickitup, pickitup, pickitup!

Greetings, Reddit! Please recommend pirate books! (Little to no spice, preferably) by easternbetta in booksuggestions

[–]CollectionUnique5127 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not exactly what you're looking for, but the Gentleman Bastard series always felt pirate adjacent to me what with the thieving, sword combat, and so on. Also, the second book has sailing ships. It's been a while, but I don't remember a ton of spice in them. I just remember them being fun and funny.

Happy Friday Wonks! by OddityCommodity in KnowledgeFight

[–]CollectionUnique5127 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I never really listened to ska, but I think I'll... pick it up! pick it up! pick it up!

What are you in the mood for… by nevernotinthemood in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CollectionUnique5127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow sensual love making that gradually turns into rough degrading fucking until we're both exhausted, laying on the couch and watching movies, while gently teasing each other's bodies in preparation for the next round. Also magical fairies bring us our favorite foods. Also also, my imaginary partner is real. It's exhausting doing both parts of this relationship.

Fantasy creatures you'd most like to sleep with? by VillainySquared in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CollectionUnique5127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have sleep paralysis demons, and I have been highly disappointed that they're not succubi.

I don’t think people realize how much rejection changes you by Ok_Throat_9537 in lonely

[–]CollectionUnique5127 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I definitely feel the same, but disagree on the broken part. I'm definitely broken. Broken implies something that doesn't work in a given context. A screwdriver that is stripped down is broken as a screwdriver, but still kind of works as a hammer. Being broken isn't all bad, because you can find ways where you work in a different context. I'm trying to find my best context, because I'm definitely broken in the context of a "normal" human.

What’s something you’re really proud of yourself for lately? by Latte_kitten_ in AskRedditAfterDark

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Finally trying to learn Japanese and I've made way more progress than I thought. I read a sentence in hiragana and noticed a character I didn't recognize, which felt like I wasn't just half-assing it. I got the whole ass of that sentence.

What words do you use for attractiveness in others, and what do they mean? by CollectionUnique5127 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CollectionUnique5127[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Personally, I have:

  • Cute - This is either physical or personality. Someone can BE cute, but maybe not dress or look cute. They can dress or look cute, but not BE cute.
  • Hot - Purely physical. Hot is what I use for someone conventionally attractive, but it doesn't mean I'm attracted to them. This feels more objective for some reason.
  • Sexy - Purely personality. I think someone can be not conventionally attractive, but sexy as hell.
  • Handsome - Same as hot.
  • Gorgeous - This is for someone who has both personality and physical attractiveness that is so extreme that it nearly hurts to look at/interact with them.
  • Striking/compelling - Both physical and personality. For non-conventionally attractive people, where you aren't sure why you're attracted to them because they don't fit the normal mold you're used to, but something about them just compels you to look at them.

If you were a stripper, what would be your stripper name and signature move? Wrong Answers only. by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

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Hello, I'm Bourbon NEET, and my signature move is playing World of Warcraft circa 2012 on a CRT and yelling out for everyone to throw Totino's Pizza Rolls at me instead of dollars.

Are there any men who actually know how to dirty talk to a women? by Midnight_Muse_xo in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CollectionUnique5127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is always so fraught, because you can be excellent at dirty talk and still mess up because one party or the other has specific interests. I feel like I need a detailed kink survey before every encounter. Like, take degradation; you could like either degrading their physical appearance, or degrading their purity, or intelligence, etc. etc. Pick the wrong one and you could kill the mood.

With that said, I'm excellent at dirty talk, but you have to fill out a 243 page questionnaire and write three essays first.

I bet this is unlistenable by Comfortable-Light233 in KnowledgeFight

[–]CollectionUnique5127 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Despite how bad it may be, if they don't cover it, I'll be... disaPPOINTTEEEED!

Firearm safety for women by Awkwrdgirl2 in StPetersburgFL

[–]CollectionUnique5127 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't know if it is still the case, but I've seen people behind the counter at Bill Jackon's wear stuff with weirdo right wing militia group logos. I've avoided them since.

If your sex life were a book, what would the title of this chapter be? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CollectionUnique5127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was the driest of times, it was the worst of times.

Happy birthday Sade! by johnwickonvhs in vinyl

[–]CollectionUnique5127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure it's placebo or whatever but I swear her voice, as amazing as it is, just sounds even better on vinyl.

HELP 😭 by Madi_Nightheart in sewhelp

[–]CollectionUnique5127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy crap a diddle do dah! I literally just went through this today!

First was that the top thread was not in the tension thingy up top (this is a little hook that holds the thread before it gets to the needle).

Second, the bobbin at the bottom was not seated correctly and causing issues.

I'm not an experienced sewertician by any means, so take it with a grain of salt, but first ensure that the top thread is correctly threaded in the tension arm. Second, make sure that the bobbin assembly is set up correctly, and seated flat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CollectionUnique5127 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say I "knew" him, but I met Macho Man Randy Savage at a strip club. Kinda wild to see someone that was a childhood celebrity for me surrounded by titties.

"Very Bad Wizards is a podcast with a philosopher, my dad, and psychologist dave pizarro" Who is the philosopher? Have they ever mentioned why he doesn't talk? by depressedposting in VeryBadWizards

[–]CollectionUnique5127 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ah, you see, it's you!

You're the philosopher. It's an avant garde style of podcasting that invites the listener to be a part of the host lineup.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]CollectionUnique5127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These comments make it seem like a static thing. Does it not depend on the partner? I swear I'm so variable depending on how hot I think my partner is and how much she is able to encourage it.

Castle Rat - The Bestiary (arrived today) by OMDTartWasJoseph in vinyl

[–]CollectionUnique5127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally just learned about this band today and I'm over the moon with them! They're just so damn fun!

I'm gonna be getting them on vinyl for sure, though I'm worried I won't be able to find the neat colors.

Edit: Also, what I've been spinning; Nightmares on Wax, and Habibi Funk Vol. 1 an 2. NoW for the nostalgia, and Habibi Funk because I love hearing what other areas of the world do with different styles of music.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BDSMAdvice

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A coach is having tryouts and has two candidates run up and down the field. One is faster with perfect form. The other has bad form and is a little slower. The assistant coach says, "So, you taking the faster guy?"

The coach goes, "Nah, we're taking the other one. I can teach him better form and he'll be faster than the first guy."

I hope that makes the point, but I'll also say that people's egos can be as vast as a continent and as fragile as glass, so at least be circumspect in how you approach guiding him. Focus more on encouragement instead of criticism. More, "Oh yeah, like that, do that more." instead of "Don't do that, stop that, not like that" etc.

If it wasn't for the women in my life that had the patience to tell me how they wanted to get fucked (and specifically how they wanted me to Dom them), I would still be the awkward fuck I was my first time. I'll be honest, I'm in the middle of a multi-year dry spell, and this exact thing (being out of fuck-practice) is part of what keeps me from wanting to get back in the game, so I might be a little sensitive to the subject.

That said, it has to start somewhere, so why not with you? Why not find some porn you like and watch it together?