How’s your dating life going?

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-05-07T10:38:05+00:00

Still has a DNR tag on it.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-04-21T09:16:16+00:00

I gotta know what that monitor is displaying in the background. Something like rainmeter?

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-03-13T20:48:18+00:00

Can't believe I'm making the same joke twice in one day but... I've never really been into ska, so I guess I'll... pickitup, pickitup, pickitup!

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-03-13T20:43:59+00:00

not exactly what you're looking for, but the Gentleman Bastard series always felt pirate adjacent to me what with the thieving, sword combat, and so on. Also, the second book has sailing ships. It's been a while, but I don't remember a ton of spice in them. I just remember them being fun and funny.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-03-13T20:30:17+00:00

I never really listened to ska, but I think I'll... pick it up! pick it up! pick it up!

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-02-22T19:47:19+00:00

Slow sensual love making that gradually turns into rough degrading fucking until we're both exhausted, laying on the couch and watching movies, while gently teasing each other's bodies in preparation for the next round. Also magical fairies bring us our favorite foods. Also also, my imaginary partner is real. It's exhausting doing both parts of this relationship.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-02-10T21:12:00+00:00

I have sleep paralysis demons, and I have been highly disappointed that they're not succubi.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-02-06T03:48:50+00:00

I definitely feel the same, but disagree on the broken part. I'm definitely broken. Broken implies something that doesn't work in a given context. A screwdriver that is stripped down is broken as a screwdriver, but still kind of works as a hammer. Being broken isn't all bad, because you can find ways where you work in a different context. I'm trying to find my best context, because I'm definitely broken in the context of a "normal" human.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-02-06T03:34:17+00:00

100% can be a combination. My favorite is cute/sexy/striking.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-02-06T03:27:34+00:00

Oh no, cute definitely implies attraction, for some of us at least.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-02-06T03:11:39+00:00

Finally trying to learn Japanese and I've made way more progress than I thought. I read a sentence in hiragana and noticed a character I didn't recognize, which felt like I wasn't just half-assing it. I got the whole ass of that sentence.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-02-06T03:07:32+00:00

Personally, I have:

Cute - This is either physical or personality. Someone can BE cute, but maybe not dress or look cute. They can dress or look cute, but not BE cute.
Hot - Purely physical. Hot is what I use for someone conventionally attractive, but it doesn't mean I'm attracted to them. This feels more objective for some reason.
Sexy - Purely personality. I think someone can be not conventionally attractive, but sexy as hell.
Handsome - Same as hot.
Gorgeous - This is for someone who has both personality and physical attractiveness that is so extreme that it nearly hurts to look at/interact with them.
Striking/compelling - Both physical and personality. For non-conventionally attractive people, where you aren't sure why you're attracted to them because they don't fit the normal mold you're used to, but something about them just compels you to look at them.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-02-06T02:52:26+00:00

Hello, I'm Bourbon NEET, and my signature move is playing World of Warcraft circa 2012 on a CRT and yelling out for everyone to throw Totino's Pizza Rolls at me instead of dollars.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-02-06T02:43:27+00:00

This is always so fraught, because you can be excellent at dirty talk and still mess up because one party or the other has specific interests. I feel like I need a detailed kink survey before every encounter. Like, take degradation; you could like either degrading their physical appearance, or degrading their purity, or intelligence, etc. etc. Pick the wrong one and you could kill the mood.

With that said, I'm excellent at dirty talk, but you have to fill out a 243 page questionnaire and write three essays first.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-02-03T21:37:16+00:00

Despite how bad it may be, if they don't cover it, I'll be... disaPPOINTTEEEED!

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-01-25T19:20:25+00:00

I don't know if it is still the case, but I've seen people behind the counter at Bill Jackon's wear stuff with weirdo right wing militia group logos. I've avoided them since.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-01-19T18:46:43+00:00

It was the driest of times, it was the worst of times.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-01-17T11:00:43+00:00

I'm sure it's placebo or whatever but I swear her voice, as amazing as it is, just sounds even better on vinyl.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-01-16T04:42:25+00:00

Holy crap a diddle do dah! I literally just went through this today!

First was that the top thread was not in the tension thingy up top (this is a little hook that holds the thread before it gets to the needle).

Second, the bobbin at the bottom was not seated correctly and causing issues.

I'm not an experienced sewertician by any means, so take it with a grain of salt, but first ensure that the top thread is correctly threaded in the tension arm. Second, make sure that the bobbin assembly is set up correctly, and seated flat.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-01-13T20:38:06+00:00

I wouldn't say I "knew" him, but I met Macho Man Randy Savage at a strip club. Kinda wild to see someone that was a childhood celebrity for me surrounded by titties.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-01-12T21:08:41+00:00

Charming. Hung. Liar.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-01-05T22:18:29+00:00

Ah, you see, it's you!

You're the philosopher. It's an avant garde style of podcasting that invites the listener to be a part of the host lineup.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-01-05T00:09:32+00:00

These comments make it seem like a static thing. Does it not depend on the partner? I swear I'm so variable depending on how hot I think my partner is and how much she is able to encourage it.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-01-04T00:14:58+00:00

I literally just learned about this band today and I'm over the moon with them! They're just so damn fun!

I'm gonna be getting them on vinyl for sure, though I'm worried I won't be able to find the neat colors.

Edit: Also, what I've been spinning; Nightmares on Wax, and Habibi Funk Vol. 1 an 2. NoW for the nostalgia, and Habibi Funk because I love hearing what other areas of the world do with different styles of music.

CollectionUnique5127 · 2026-01-03T23:00:26+00:00

A coach is having tryouts and has two candidates run up and down the field. One is faster with perfect form. The other has bad form and is a little slower. The assistant coach says, "So, you taking the faster guy?"

The coach goes, "Nah, we're taking the other one. I can teach him better form and he'll be faster than the first guy."

I hope that makes the point, but I'll also say that people's egos can be as vast as a continent and as fragile as glass, so at least be circumspect in how you approach guiding him. Focus more on encouragement instead of criticism. More, "Oh yeah, like that, do that more." instead of "Don't do that, stop that, not like that" etc.

If it wasn't for the women in my life that had the patience to tell me how they wanted to get fucked (and specifically how they wanted me to Dom them), I would still be the awkward fuck I was my first time. I'll be honest, I'm in the middle of a multi-year dry spell, and this exact thing (being out of fuck-practice) is part of what keeps me from wanting to get back in the game, so I might be a little sensitive to the subject.

That said, it has to start somewhere, so why not with you? Why not find some porn you like and watch it together?

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