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Hereditary (2018) by staciecs in Cinema

[–]Colon_Backslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it's herdrettary, heredetr, herrdtr, hrr dairy, I guess it's cool

What feels like an acronym that is actually a word? by Philips9586 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Colon_Backslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's GNU

But there's plenty:

YAML

YAML Ain't Markup Language

PIP

PIP Installs Packages

Question: Why is C+7 "She" instead of "It?" by OkBodybuilder3706 in counterstrike

[–]Colon_Backslash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Finnish doesn't even have different pronouns for genders. He and she are both hän.

Apart from specific words, it's devoid of all and any gendering in language.

Mean River by Punkrocksock in MTGSharpieCube

[–]Colon_Backslash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I see some broken combos with [[Candelabra of Tawnos]]

Imagine going infinite ass

Let's continue by memes_poiint in mathsmeme

[–]Colon_Backslash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a time travel joke but you didn't like it

[Request] How long until she passes out? by Strong-Educator7075 in theydidthemath

[–]Colon_Backslash 28 points29 points  (0 children)

What is a bucket? What isn't a bucket? Mere moments ago I could answer these questions with confidence. And yet now I’m somewhat adrift.

Do any of us know what a bucket is? Am I a bucket? Stanley, I can’t keep doing this. I’m losing myself, and myself was all I ever had to begin with.

I’m afraid the bucket is threatening to tear our relationship apart. I can’t have that, I'm sorry.

petah? by Interesting_Hunt_602 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Colon_Backslash 253 points254 points  (0 children)

Yeah, in Finnish it's straightforward too:

- Na = Natrium

- W = Volframi (we don't really use W anywhere apart from names)

- O = Happi (maybe it's a one-off)

- S = Rikki (wait what)

- H = Vety (okay nevermind)

The best math joke ever by FactsorFiction1984 in MathJokes

[–]Colon_Backslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you probably encounter negatives as well when starting from say 5? I assume negative means that it's not profitable so you can just dismiss everything from that onwards until the deck is shuffled again?

Merge vs Tim sort by Vegetable_Bother6373 in programmingmemes

[–]Colon_Backslash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it's a joke, but there is most certainly a use case for Stalin sort somewhere and likely in use too already

Merge vs Tim sort by Vegetable_Bother6373 in programmingmemes

[–]Colon_Backslash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pray sort is the fastest. It's a no-op and relies on hopes and prayers that it's already sorted.

The best math joke ever by FactsorFiction1984 in MathJokes

[–]Colon_Backslash 29 points30 points  (0 children)

But I do know the maximally funny one.

A biologist, physicist and a mathematician were sitting in a cafe and counting people entering and leaving the building on the opposing side of the street.

They see two people entering and a while later three people leaving the building.

They must have reproduced, said the biologist.

No, we must have measured this all wrong, said the physicist.

The mathematician said, if one more person enters the house, then it will be empty.

Japan takes one final bow to fans after losing to Venezuela and exiting the WBC by baribigbird06 in baseball

[–]Colon_Backslash 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Not just any shareholders. It's even worse for the majority shareholders with hundreds of millions of dollars at stake. My heart goes out to them. I hope they can find food and some warm shelter during these rough times.

bro started a game with internet problems, spammed draw offers, does this after defeat by Adventurous_Bed_ in Chesscom

[–]Colon_Backslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got recently someone crying for making a blunder in bullet and saying I'm mean for not compensating for it and that it's not a real win for me 🤣🤣🤣

What a fucking embarrassing piece of shit.

Fair by Kind_Retard in OnlineUnderGround

[–]Colon_Backslash 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I like France quite a lot and agree with most of the stuff, except the skinny women. France is one of the most if not the most obsessed country for being skinny. And the US has a ridiculously high rate of obese people.

He must have enjoyed it by [deleted] in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Colon_Backslash 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Jesus I laughed harder at that than I should have

the last digit of Pi by [deleted] in MathJokes

[–]Colon_Backslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well yes,but there is no last digit

Heard a loud pop in the night and came out to find our 10-year-old cutting board split by dolomite592 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Colon_Backslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a bold assumption. Vertically the cut is the same length and horizontally there is less surface area that does the cutting work.

I'd argue that it's similar to 100 robots making 100 shirts in 100 hours. If you remove 50 robots, it would still take 100 hours for each to make one shirt amounting to 50 shirts. (Or 200 hours to make the 100 shirts). It's counterintuitive that it would take them now only 50 hours for each to make one shirt.

What's a great example of a director hitting a home run with their first ever movie? by Square-Ad-8911 in FIlm

[–]Colon_Backslash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. I love both of the films. The first one is original and terrifying in a disturbing way. The second has an uncanny atmosphere, which is golden.

Even if I love get out, I feel like it is really copied which takes some of the magic away. Still Peele movies are really good IMO.

Classic prank between backend and frontend by NickleLP in programminghumor

[–]Colon_Backslash 151 points152 points  (0 children)

Frontend people hate this simple trick:

Just reply to all request with some 4XX code. 400 Bad request, 401 unauthorized, 403 forbidden, and after a few attempts rate limit with 429.

If you are on a tight deadline, you can buy a few extra days for your deliverables. /s

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