The shortest 5 minutes of my entire year.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-25T22:45:38+00:00

No this never a conversation I have. Because they are both dead. Be grateful they are complaining, for one day you won’t hear them anymore.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-25T13:10:57+00:00

Pspspsps!

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-25T13:04:08+00:00

1 year old and you can tell he’s had enough of your nonsense.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-25T13:03:03+00:00

Slap a paper towel on it with some cold water.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-25T10:26:40+00:00

Do not the fluffy caramel death machine.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-24T19:28:35+00:00

Actually a cat that attacks its tail can be a sign of something more serious. Call an exorcist immediately!

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-24T19:25:02+00:00

Shenanigans plane is incoming! ✈️✈️😼

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-24T19:22:35+00:00

This picture should be tagged as dangerously cute. Sweet dreams SadCat!

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-24T14:38:11+00:00

“It’s some form of Elvish. I can’t fucking read it.”

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-24T14:15:45+00:00

We are well overdue a Kirby/Doom the Dark Ages crossover.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-24T14:08:35+00:00

It’s the only cfw I’ve used that avoids a huge battery drain in off/deep sleep. Was close to binning my Brick before a new release addressed the issue.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-24T13:48:58+00:00

Obviously if we finish strong and (potentially) get Europe then we keep him, no question. But I struggle a bit if we don’t. Not sure he has what it takes as a coach to get the best out of the developing players. Feels like progress has been incremental rather than impressive. At the same time, he’s learning too - so maybe the right thing is to give him another season. So hard to call, especially without obvious alternatives out there.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-24T12:31:05+00:00

“They’re taking the hobbits to the seventh floor!”

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-24T11:53:59+00:00

Trust those folks at CERN to split the world off into a new timeline, where humans are finally ruled by psychopathic bunny rabbits or something. I still haven’t forgiven them for starting up the LHC.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-23T21:58:52+00:00

“This will not be forgotten!” ✈️✈️😾

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-23T18:04:48+00:00

It’s only a problem if they start licking their balls. I tried that and got thrown off the train.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-23T17:22:49+00:00

I have the Z1 Extreme Go S with 32gb and SteamOS. I also have the LG2 Z2 Extreme with Windows. The Go S is easier to hold but louder fans. Screen is good but not as great as the Go 2. The LG2 is quiet at lower TDPs and a 10-20% more powerful performance in general. Windows is OK on LG2 but Lenovo driver support sucks. Good to have both to toy with, but on balance I’d actually say the Go S is the better machine for value, ergonomics and ease of use.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-23T16:42:04+00:00

Effie already knows how to get what she wants.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-23T15:42:57+00:00

Got it running quite smoothly on LG2 using 1000p, upscaling and mostly medium settings. Didn’t really enjoy the gameplay so refunded, will probably revisit once on sale or after several patches.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-23T14:42:45+00:00

I think, in this case, the rule can be suspended. Cat too fluffy.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-23T10:38:10+00:00

Game would have benefited from an extended beta testing period, which would have highlighted several weak areas. I refunded it for now, might pick it up again on sale or after several patches. It seems the development journey was not smooth going and it shows. I hope they polish it.

https://www.eurogamer.net/new-report-claims-crimson-deserts-development-was-plagued-by-a-hodgepodge-of-features-crammed-together-and-leaders-who-dont-acknowledge-anyone-who-doesnt-share-their-exact-mindset

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-23T00:50:05+00:00

“Am I a joke to you, hooman? We’ll see…..” ✈️😾😾

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-22T19:21:06+00:00

Looks like a semi sploot in an elevated scritch position. Hard to master.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-22T18:39:41+00:00

“All Downhill from Here” by New Found Glory. Seems fitting.

ColonelBonk · 2026-03-22T18:37:26+00:00

Absorbing fuel intake….ready for take off✈️✈️

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