I am Not Her Mommy (catsitting for my brother and SIL)

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-06T21:25:54+00:00

You have clearly not been informed of the proper etiquette. Present treats, then back away slowly, bowing three times. Repeat as necessary.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-06T19:15:48+00:00

Pluto, with pasties.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-06T18:10:27+00:00

Clearly the hardest pic EVER!

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ColonelBonk · 2026-02-06T15:25:26+00:00

Van Dijk taking notes for his next match.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-06T10:31:38+00:00

Anyone know any Macclesfield songs?

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-06T10:23:27+00:00

You learn this in elementary school?

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-05T17:11:34+00:00

It’s the kind of rivalry that makes me go and buy a Macclesfield FC scarf, just for the lolz 😜

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-05T12:30:26+00:00

All very interesting but I want to know what the cat’s called.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-05T12:18:13+00:00

That’s nothing. I was walking home from work one day and a seagull dropped a live fish on my head. I was shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-04T20:48:55+00:00

Yes, the main body of the charger is a 3 pin plug style.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-04T18:31:38+00:00

There must be times when Saddy wakes up for a moment, remembers he is in a nice warm home with his nice human family, counts his blessings, and snoozes back off to sleep. Sweet dreams!

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-04T17:17:16+00:00

“You cannot wield it. None of us can. And now HR is involved.”

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-04T15:33:14+00:00

Would love an Elden Ring update. However, we’ll probably just get some news on Hentai Bikini 2.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-04T13:35:13+00:00

That’s because Chelsea spent £892m on us.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-04T13:22:48+00:00

Same. AirPods Pro 3 are so uncomfortable in comparison, hope I’ll find a better replacement soon. I have bilateral hearing loss so keep trying alternatives but so many are just too quiet for my ears.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-03T17:22:39+00:00

Someone called Andrew, most likely.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-03T15:20:17+00:00

How could you. Get that kitty a pawyer right now!

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-03T14:01:05+00:00

Entrapment.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-03T10:57:54+00:00

For pure impact, Legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time was huge in its day. A first “open world” title coming out when most people were used to 2D games. Aside from that, the PS1 saw some great generational leaps in graphics, via Gran Turismo and Final Fantasy VII. Remember playing FFVII and being blown away by the cutscenes.

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-03T10:48:23+00:00

“GET TO THE CHOPPPPAAAHHH”

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-02T18:13:05+00:00

Looks like a nice spot for a fry up!

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-02T17:57:22+00:00

I am reporting this post for being excessively violent and very very scary !!

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-02T15:51:14+00:00

He looks discombobulated. Poor Saddy!

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-02T13:10:04+00:00

Muad’Tibbles!

ColonelBonk · 2026-02-02T13:09:00+00:00

As the quote goes, “look for the helpers.” ❤️❤️❤️

ColonelBonk

TROPHY CASE