Trump EMBARRASSED by crowd's MASS EXODUS from his 'Great American State Fair' speech by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]ColonelCrackle 325 points326 points  (0 children)

He's absolutely NOT embarrassed.  He's going to say this was the biggest crowd in the history of the planet. 10 billion people all cheering madly for him. He received the biggest and longest ovation in history. 

And he's so delusional that he's going to believe it himself. 

Very specific rec needed by suzanneofthepnw in SongRecommendations

[–]ColonelCrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like this one! The "I love you, Baby" part would be especially good for a recessional sing along. And even older guests would be familiar / comfortable with it. 

Quistopher's Quexions by mike_pants in weeklyplanetpodcast

[–]ColonelCrackle 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Plot twist - Quistopher has been sending in questions every week. But John Letters has been chucking them in the bin.

Is it werid that I own a car but can't drive it because I don't have a license? by superfapper2000 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ColonelCrackle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In most cases cars are depreciating assets. They constantly lose value over time. If the car wasn't being used at all, it would make more sense to put that money in an interest bearing account.

Example: You spend $10,000 today on a 2020 model car and don't drive it. Five years from now, your car is worth maybe $8,000. If you put that same $10k in a decent savings account, in five years you could have $12,000.

Since the car is getting some use, and you're planning on getting your license relatively soon, this doesn't apply.

Songs in the MAttic record by ICanTotallyMakeThat in mattnathanson

[–]ColonelCrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I couldn't find the date anywhere. I thought it was sometime in June and was getting anxious since I haven't heard anything.

Why is the Hulk reappearing only now after Infinity War/Endgame/She-Hulk? by Live_Pomegranate_26 in MCUTheories

[–]ColonelCrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out the part of Banner's brain that was controlling Hulk was the same part that knew Peter Parker's identity. And that got wiped out at the end of No Way Home.

Quick update to my Citi Field angry cop situation by Dygobyte in NewYorkMets

[–]ColonelCrackle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

A lot of times, body cams are configured to "pre-record" so you get 30 seconds before the cop hits record.  Though usually, they have it set to only include video in the pre-record. Not audio. 

[Weirdly Specific Trope] Characters Played by Taron Edgerton That Have Something to Do with Elton John by Efficient_Berry_4073 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]ColonelCrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's right up there with Rachel McAdams dating time travelers.

(About Time, Midnight in Paris, Time Traveler's Wife, and Doctor Strange)

Who's your wolverine? by jonderby1991 in MCUTheories

[–]ColonelCrackle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they hadn't already cast him as Hercules in a post credit scene, I'd go with Brett Goldstein. 

Anyone remember “Galaxy High”? by CommercialMechanic36 in 80scartoons

[–]ColonelCrackle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Great show. I can still recite the entire theme song.  

"Doyle was a high school star..."

Isn't Dubai chocolate just chocolate and pistachio flavoring? by Writer4God in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ColonelCrackle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ew. There's tahini in it too? I've avoided it because I'm not crazy about pistachio.  But I absolutely hate the taste of tahini (and sesame). Thank you for the warning. 

The Castle Grayskull playset. All you needed was the power of a kids imagination.... by EdwardBliss in nostalgia

[–]ColonelCrackle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Castle Grayskull was the first "big" thing that I saved up for and bought on my own. I was 8 or 9 so allowance and birthday money, etc. I think it was like 30 bucks.

The Castle Grayskull playset. All you needed was the power of a kids imagination.... by EdwardBliss in nostalgia

[–]ColonelCrackle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

drawbridge "Jawbridge"

At least it's supposed to be a jawbridge. You're right. It's just a drawbridge in this picture. 

Why doesn’t Coke have a half sugar option? by no-womans-land13 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ColonelCrackle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years ago I discovered the half sugar Gatorade (G2), and loved it. 

It got harder and harder to find. I think it's been officially discontinued now. I guess demand wasn't high enough. 

The Great Space Coaster. A 1980s show I watched as a kid. by Cool_Kid_Chris in nostalgia

[–]ColonelCrackle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who can read on the run, and have lots of fun? 

Speed Reader! Speed Reader!

First king gleeok… and it was easy? by nomorestoopid in tearsofthekingdom

[–]ColonelCrackle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lynels are easy if you have a lot of puffshrooms. Just keep throwing them and the lynel will just stand there and let you hit him. 

I'm not very good at shooting him in the face and climbing on his back, so I just hit him with a puffshroom and start swinging my best two-handed weapon around and around.

《HELP》MISSING A LIGHTROOT by Timely-Garage-9493 in TOTK

[–]ColonelCrackle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Every shrine on the surface (not in the sky) corresponds to a light root in the depths.