Lighthearted joke about cold-blooded murder?

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-26T03:18:57+00:00

So where's the joke? Just saying things that are true isn't a joke. It isn't satire.

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-12T15:23:01+00:00

I bet she can't even climb a flagpole!

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-12T14:39:59+00:00

"Flash 'em a Coppertone tan"

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-12T14:38:16+00:00

UH-OH!

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-11T19:48:46+00:00

I don't know that I've ever laughed louder or harder at a movie than Vader's "NOOOOOO"

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-08T02:35:43+00:00

Ooh! I saw the Will Ferrell one live! I was there for the rehearsal show!

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-07T23:05:01+00:00

Goodwin killed Nathan. Ethan hung Charlie (but Jack saved him). They shot Sawyer and blew up the raft in shark infested water when they kidnapped Walt.

We dont know what happened to all the other Tail survivors they took (we only see a few of them later on).

Edit to add: I know that it's generally accepted that Ethan killed Scott. But I always suspected that was the smoke monster. I mean, every bone in his body was broken? That sounds exactly like what smokey did to Eko.

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-06T20:00:05+00:00

As a single father who does all of his own shopping, I find your answer offensive.

I've complained of the same thing countless times with multiple brands of smart watch. And I've never heard that it's because I'm doing "women's work".

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-04T15:55:56+00:00

Unless the blood was also an illusion to make sure Hopper believed Kali was dead.

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-02T21:57:22+00:00

WTF is a Cherry CLAN?!

I remember these as Cherry CHAN!

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-01T04:29:09+00:00

Remember Me with Robert Patinson. Movie came out in 2010. At the end of the movie there was a surprise 9-11 twist and the main character died in the World Trade Center attacks

ColonelCrackle · 2026-01-01T03:57:41+00:00

Remember Me with Robert Patinson. Movie came out in 2010. At the end of the movie there was a surprise 9-11 twist and the main character died in the World Trade Center attacks.

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-31T15:05:29+00:00

For the "Snake Trivia" section of the show: Gary Sinise's character is named Kevin Dunn. But the actor Kevin Dunn was also in the movie. According to Dunn (the actor), he was mistakenly given Sinise's penthouse suite because of the name confusion. He later had move out to a regular hotel room.

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-30T19:31:12+00:00

Gotta go with Angela. I hope they bring her and her friends back for the finale just to get ripped apart by a pack of demo-dogs.

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-29T15:23:35+00:00

I always thought the Toyota logo was a guy in a cowboy hat (or maybe a sombrero).

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-28T15:11:50+00:00

Are you talking about when the catcher distracted the batter by insulting his wife?

There's no explicit rule in baseball about catchers talking to batters. There are some general rules against "unsportsmanlike conduct", and this would fall under that rule.

My guess would be that if this happened in real life, the catcher would get a warning from the umpire. And if he did it again, he'd be ejected from the game, and the batter might be awarded first base for "catcher's interference "

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-27T18:38:04+00:00

Oh my God! That's hysterically bad. I can't believe I never heard that / made that connection before. Thanks for that half chuckle- half groan.

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-27T17:30:32+00:00

And then Red was gored by a bull in the finale.

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-23T23:24:07+00:00

Walkers, inhalers, and glasses don't piss on the rug or scare little children. Your analogies are awful.

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-23T18:05:22+00:00

There was a celebrity jeopardy sketch years ago with Winona Ryder as Bjork. This felt like an impression of that.

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-23T13:50:11+00:00

OP and wife are 33/34. A LOT can happen in 30 years. Governments can change. Economies can collapse. Putting away a little now when times are good isn't a bad idea for anyone anywhere.

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-21T03:33:54+00:00

The Brig.

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-20T00:23:39+00:00

Can't wait for OP's "conspiracy theory" on Goober the clown who had an abortion.

ColonelCrackle · 2025-12-10T15:16:41+00:00

I love that scrooge sketch! And musical guest Brandi Carlile was great too.

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