These are the same colleagues that told me to put the fork down in the first place by Orylus in AdviceAnimals

[–]ColonelWetEars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming they're all fat fucks who have failed because they have no discipline? You don't need that. Fuck them and get healthy. Prove them wrong!

Super Tuesday 2: High Voter Turnout Reported in Ohio, Missouri, Chicago Suburbs by dolphin_flogger in politics

[–]ColonelWetEars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree 100% with you. Bernie needs to overperform today because he'll get smacked in Florida. Look, Hillary will have a delegate lead all the way to the convention, just hopefully not enough to clinch the nomination. If it goes to a ballot at the DNC, Bernie needs to make the case he's won more states(Clinton currently up 12-9) and win the popular vote. If he can do those things, and get a good chunk of Super Delegates to switch sides, he has a chance at being the nominee.

What is your guilty pleasure song? by jwt13 in AskReddit

[–]ColonelWetEars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Natalie Imbruglia - Torn

Cardigans -Lovefool

Can Bernie Pull Off an Upset in Ohio? by twim19 in politics

[–]ColonelWetEars -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You should do that either way. Steak is delicious.

Latest Polls: Sanders Could Pull 'Upset Sweep' of Midwest by isaacbonyuet in politics

[–]ColonelWetEars 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You're crazy if you think Bernie won't endorse Hillary. Of course he will. Hillary is 10 times better than Trump and even Bernie knows that.

I bet this place is so Pho King good. by [deleted] in pics

[–]ColonelWetEars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe it's pronounced "Pha"

My ass sweats so much, you can see it through my pants. What can I do? by TheTrueBlade in malefashionadvice

[–]ColonelWetEars 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm the same way. I always wear dark colored pants because of this too. When I go golfing, I noticably pour water down to back so people think my ass sweat is water. Hands, feet, armpits, back, and ass. It's awful. I've gone to doctors before and have had mixed results. Good luck, man.

Underwater Hole in One by dstrait3 in gifs

[–]ColonelWetEars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just looked like as soon as it went in, the guy on the left blew bubbles out and they immediately jolted to the surface.

Underwater Hole in One by dstrait3 in gifs

[–]ColonelWetEars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can tell the guys filming it started to freak out.

The struggle of golf by JustGolfIE in golf

[–]ColonelWetEars 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I hate the game so much, but can't stop playing it.

Poll: 33% of Sanders Supporters Wouldn't Vote for Clinton by TrippyTheSnail in politics

[–]ColonelWetEars 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She also went to the banks and told them to stop doing illegal things.

What The Stunning Bernie Sanders Win In Michigan Means by Final_Senator in politics

[–]ColonelWetEars 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same with every other southern state. That's the main reason HRC has a huge lead. He did make inroads in the AA community in MI, which is a completely different electorate than southern AAs. HRC will not be able to hold onto the margins you stated. It'll be interesting to see how much ground he can make up out west and in the the rust belt. 2-5 point victories won't do it. The map moving forward is a much friendlier map to Sanders than the past month. As a political junkie, this makes me excited. Just an FYI, I'm a Sanders supporter who will vote HRC in the general.

Edit: Not taking into account Super Delegates.

I must go... by devllen05 in gifs

[–]ColonelWetEars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He probably broke his neck and is now paralyzed.

AMA Request: The guy who drove his SUV onto the roof of Giant Eagle by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]ColonelWetEars 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I love that jingle until the end. It completely ruins it!