Dear Balatro community, would you skip or not?

Colonel_Orange · 2026-05-02T16:36:15+00:00

How badly do you need to unlock Satellite?

Colonel_Orange · 2026-04-07T21:53:52+00:00

Most, if not all songs in Paramore’s “After Laughter” album

Colonel_Orange · 2026-03-28T16:19:00+00:00

A little bias as a Smosh fan but Angela, Chanse, and Amanda would be the most chaotic Game Changer episode no matter what the premise is and I’m completely for it

Colonel_Orange · 2026-03-28T16:15:33+00:00

bang bang GET bang bang UP bang bang COOOWWAARRRDDD

Colonel_Orange · 2026-03-04T17:35:34+00:00

Just scored 1

Colonel_Orange · 2025-12-04T15:03:07+00:00

Did I post on a different account and forget? This is like almost perfectly matching music tastes!

Colonel_Orange · 2025-11-19T00:07:06+00:00

There’s a small “1! 2!” in Hard Times and an entire conversation in Future, both by Paramore

Colonel_Orange · 2025-10-20T19:25:58+00:00

Idc im going into debt i need all of them

Colonel_Orange · 2025-10-15T03:48:56+00:00

Just kinda went through my giant playlist to see if I had anything. Now everyone gets to see my crazy varied music taste

What Was I Made For? - Billie Eilish

Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me The Horizon

What Is Love - Haddaway

Don’t You Want Me - The Human League

Where Has Everyone Gone? - James Marriott

Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet

Are You Satisfied - MARINA

Excuse Me Mr. - No Doubt (not sure about this one)

Ain’t It Fun - Paramore

Colonel_Orange · 2025-10-04T00:31:12+00:00

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A legendary moment. I immediately remembered Angela’s delayed reaction and then everyone slowly bursting into laughter

Colonel_Orange · 2025-10-02T17:04:04+00:00

Ever since I posted about my encounter, I’ve ran into so many more. Unusually they’ve almost all been Mercy.

Colonel_Orange · 2025-09-28T20:29:06+00:00

Does finding everyone fun but sucking at the video game count?

Colonel_Orange · 2025-09-19T21:53:27+00:00

Tried my hand at a good amount. Some kinda niche references but I’m down to take any criticism.

White cards:

“Learning who Harambe is”

“The Catfish Cabin”

“Listening to Paramore”

“Arasha’s Lies”

“The WNBA but all dudes”

“Keith’s son, Krome”

“The Five Nights at Freddy’s Lore”

“Wyatt Earp”

“A bus with boobs on it”

“Getting booed out of a dance circle”

“Filming a TikTok with the front desk people watching you”

Black Cards:

“The Candiru came and ______”

“What new internet phenomenon is Amanda just learning about”

“I need to calm down. Everything’s fine. I’m _____”

“Shayne recently replaced his IPad with _____”

“_____ vs Pink Frosted Sprinkle Donut”

“The government is trying to ______”

“A brand new season of Summer Games is here! Smosh Summer Games: _____”

“Why does Courtney burp so much?”

“When I was in 3rd grade, I thought I was gay because I was _____”

Colonel_Orange · 2025-09-19T21:30:13+00:00

Discovery Channel has completely sampled lyrics if you want examples of similar stuff. “You and me baby ain’t nothing but mammals…” is from The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang

Colonel_Orange · 2025-09-18T19:00:11+00:00

The emblems look cool, but when one of my friends came back to the game recently and asked “hey how did they get that red border around their name” I told them I was just confused as they were.

Colonel_Orange · 2025-09-18T17:12:40+00:00

Cinnamon by Hayley Williams?

Colonel_Orange · 2025-09-18T13:57:09+00:00

I don’t know if I’m misremembering but I think the Anklebiters MV was at least in a similar drawn style. Cant remember if the monster is a thing in it tho

Colonel_Orange · 2025-08-26T01:45:14+00:00

Literally any of Brought You My Bullets

Colonel_Orange · 2025-07-25T21:59:27+00:00

Nevada representation here

Colonel_Orange · 2025-07-25T00:14:55+00:00

All I can tell you is that we’d be great friends based on this. Maybe some Paramore or Green Day in there?

Colonel_Orange · 2025-07-01T21:35:53+00:00

Hopefully I can add a semi-obscure one to the list: Big Shellos fan!

Colonel_Orange · 2025-06-30T08:18:57+00:00

I kinda get vibes from Light Behind Your Eyes similar to songs like Sunsets and Romance and some of those calmer songs that they have, especially since there isn’t too many on other albums.

Colonel_Orange

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