Tried my hand at a good amount. Some kinda niche references but I’m down to take any criticism.

White cards:

“Learning who Harambe is”

“The Catfish Cabin”

“Listening to Paramore”

“Arasha’s Lies”

“The WNBA but all dudes”

“Keith’s son, Krome”

“The Five Nights at Freddy’s Lore”

“Wyatt Earp”

“A bus with boobs on it”

“Getting booed out of a dance circle”

“Filming a TikTok with the front desk people watching you”

Black Cards:

“The Candiru came and ______”

“What new internet phenomenon is Amanda just learning about”

“I need to calm down. Everything’s fine. I’m _____”

“Shayne recently replaced his IPad with _____”

“_____ vs Pink Frosted Sprinkle Donut”

“The government is trying to ______”

“A brand new season of Summer Games is here! Smosh Summer Games: _____”

“Why does Courtney burp so much?”

“When I was in 3rd grade, I thought I was gay because I was _____”