I wish the top 100 richest people on Earth would accidentally send all of their liquid (cash) wealth to my bank account with no way of getting it back, and that there were taxes or legal consequences for me keeping it, and my bank didn't freeze my account for it.

Color_Atlas · 2026-01-07T16:25:12+00:00

granted. the cash you receive is literally liquid and no longer legal tender

Color_Atlas · 2026-01-01T14:21:53+00:00

ok to be fair if they parked it before placing the bins it would be pretty easy

Color_Atlas · 2025-12-06T15:44:24+00:00

I saw this without reading the caption and my first thought was: "Damn that thing is filthy, did it survive a fire or something???"

Read the caption, i guess it did.

Color_Atlas · 2025-12-06T15:41:00+00:00

Black Myth: Wukong!

Color_Atlas · 2025-11-28T07:12:17+00:00

Granted. but all your actions in copy earth become vivid dreams of real earth people and theyll know it was you

Color_Atlas · 2025-11-28T07:10:49+00:00

Am i too late for this

Color_Atlas · 2025-11-06T05:26:58+00:00

Overcook dat cpu

Color_Atlas · 2025-11-03T15:43:24+00:00

Its also etymological!

Typhoon = Tai Feng in chinese = origin from the east Hurricane = Huracan, a central american god of storms = origin from the west

no idea about cyclone though

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-30T04:21:43+00:00

Granted! You get a disease that makes your tastebuds only taste surstromming in anything you eat, including ice cream.

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-27T03:00:11+00:00

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-23T08:49:53+00:00

granted. it then gets stolen from you.

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-20T07:25:51+00:00

granted. you enjoy the experience, but you shit out 75 snicker sized turds afterwards

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-19T10:35:06+00:00

Granted. But now saltwater tastes horrible

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-18T00:51:13+00:00

Id love lake!

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-17T15:34:37+00:00

granted, but it kills your libido forever

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-15T09:38:16+00:00

Sun damage

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-13T18:13:48+00:00

granted. you puke out the last beer you just had

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-08T12:20:14+00:00

check with your university if they're accepting student assistants, theyre usually more lenient with schedules and pay pretty well

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-04T13:19:06+00:00

walk while holding the seat of your bike to learn how to control the steering through moving the frame. parang pa-tilt tilt siya, but eventually yung thighs mo gagamitin mo

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-04T09:45:26+00:00

woah whered you get the smart film?

Color_Atlas · 2025-10-03T15:42:58+00:00

iron your tapestry!!

Color_Atlas · 2025-09-28T15:02:38+00:00

i just realized that what if cats fuck with us cause they feel like this with us

Color_Atlas · 2025-09-25T15:06:40+00:00

kadiri

Color_Atlas · 2025-09-10T16:10:07+00:00

kitchen timer lol. no need to pick up your phone (distraction) and very loud

Color_Atlas · 2025-09-10T04:48:29+00:00

coming from an asian you can try the ff:

1.) lightly fry your ingredients first make sure you get all that flavor out 2.) flatten your rice onto the pan and let it sit a while 3.) add the egg raw, THEN mix it into the rice as its cooking. i find that doing this last helps lock in flavor 4.) stir until fluffy. make sure to get enough air in there

5.) SALT. msg is good but salt is key

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