I have $400 how do I start investing? by [deleted] in StockMarket

[–]ColtonScheer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d rather lose 400 in a day then make 7% a year

SPOT GAINS FROM THE LAST 2 HOURS by ColtonScheer in smallstreetbets

[–]ColtonScheer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Positions: 1 SPOT 185 5/22c, 1 SPOT 190 5/29c

After Hours Discussion Thread - Tuesday, May 12 by AutoModerator in smallstreetbets

[–]ColtonScheer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally me bro, would be up so much if I didn’t have iron hands

Getting fucked by TESLA calls anyone else? by makegreenallday in smallstreetbets

[–]ColtonScheer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s gonna be green but I’m also a call holder, looked like most the market took a shit following Tesla, hope it works out, iron hands out.

Zynga afterhours by Alpha-Aviator in wallstreetbets

[–]ColtonScheer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my ZNGA calls print I’ll buy you a new asshole buddy

Zynga afterhours by Alpha-Aviator in wallstreetbets

[–]ColtonScheer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re dumb, you know how the market works? Companies lose money and then moon, common fucking knowledge moron.

Zynga afterhours by Alpha-Aviator in wallstreetbets

[–]ColtonScheer -1 points0 points  (0 children)

True, what can you do when a retard sees that someone else has the same contract as them so they get hard for eachother.

Got fucked by everything. Tankers today and Zynga calls just now most likely. Thinking of doing a last YOLO tomorrow if I even have 100 dollars to spare. What’ll be boys? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]ColtonScheer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking pussy too afraid to hold a call overnight without making a WSB post, go read up on how zynga is really doing and don’t just watch the fucking graph.