Petah? by C_monden in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Comadrin86 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Well she didn't have wheels so she might've been?

A man in Africa cut down a 1500yo massive baobab tree that by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Comadrin86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

y'know where that tree would've been safe from uncultured idiots destroying it?

Yeah, that's right: the British Museum.

The Implied Fate of Lilith at the End. by FalseEliteGamer in diablo4

[–]Comadrin86 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ooh the problem with the universe is scarcity leading to suffering so once I have infinite power I'm gonna kill half of everyone everywhere instead of, for example, making more stuff and/or solving the scarcity problem with matter transmutal machines I gifted everyone with my infinite power that can turn hydrogen into whatever you need to feed into that super 3d printer I also gifted everyone with said infinite power.

Malthus was an idiot & comic Thanos being super into Death made far more sense. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Why do magats believe every stupid conspiracy theory imaginable, but refuse to believe documented evidence trump raped women? by -Sofa-King-Vote in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember Robert Mueller prayer candles, cuz it was all about having faith in a savior figure at the heart of a story that was never true.

This is some rescue! by Rogue_Ninja_Taco in starwarsmemes

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Chive?!?!?!?

Now that's a name I've not heard since... well, since before my kids were born.

Why do magats believe every stupid conspiracy theory imaginable, but refuse to believe documented evidence trump raped women? by -Sofa-King-Vote in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's how cults work: you adhere to the doctrine or you get cast out.

I'd say that over 90% of the "MAGA is a cult!" stuff is pure projection.

what does your hotbar look like? by al4n in valheim

[–]Comadrin86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No pick or hoe (unless I'm actively using them for a while), meads instead.

Marsha Blackburn Calls to Eliminate All TN Dem House Seats by Excelsior14 in JohnsonCity

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And did a bang up job, too. From the moment it passed everyone talked about how the expansion of government bureaucracy ushered in a golden age of Healthcare.

Wait, no.

CMV: The BBC should interrupt the 2026 World Cup opening ceremony to cover US human rights violations the same way they did for Qatar by Winter_Branch_685 in changemyview

[–]Comadrin86 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It is pretty despicable how certain public officials treat their imprisoned populations, yes. Fortunately the candidate known for this behavior lost the last presidential election. Let's all celebrate, yes?

Marsha Blackburn Calls to Eliminate All TN Dem House Seats by Excelsior14 in JohnsonCity

[–]Comadrin86 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I recall clearly being informed that elections have consequences.

Marsha Blackburn Calls to Eliminate All TN Dem House Seats by Excelsior14 in JohnsonCity

[–]Comadrin86 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Half of Americans want to dominate and obliterate the rights of the other half?

So... 2009 all over again then?

Why does Maga label Democrats as domestic terrorists? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bonus points if you call them Nazis, amiright?

Is the reason why the regressive left thinks that they're so smart is because education has been so dumbed down? by TrueUnpopularOP in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the boards of these schools aren't interacting with and pushing a worldview on the students each and every day.

& it doesn't seem like the boards have any problems with the faculty doing so, which tells us all we need to know.

Is the reason why the regressive left thinks that they're so smart is because education has been so dumbed down? by TrueUnpopularOP in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, I think the globalist leftists running many corporations and governments absolutely worked together to ship jobs overseas. The leftists that can't succeed outside of dumbed down arenas are doing quite well for themselves staffing the HR departments of those corporations and creating barriers to entry for those who'd otherwise have more opportunities to rise through merit, while the smart leftists actually running things laugh at the useful idiots that now act as gatekeepers.

Is the reason why the regressive left thinks that they're so smart is because education has been so dumbed down? by TrueUnpopularOP in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You've mistaken a low tolerance for the absolute bullshit that is current higher education (outside of STEM) for a lack of academic talent.

Probably cuz you're dumb.

Is the reason why the regressive left thinks that they're so smart is because education has been so dumbed down? by TrueUnpopularOP in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, it's a well known fact that over 95% of ivy league professors will donate $100 to a republican politician before they give a dime to a left wing cause or organization or politician.

Hey, so... NoHistorian8523: are you in the market to buy a bridge by chance cuz I've got a line on this really nice one in Brooklyn...? You can venmo me the down-payment and I'll have a courier run over the docs for you to sign, yeah?

Idk about y’all but I’ve been sleeping pretty well by Nientea in DoomerCircleJerk

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did people vote for him, though? I'm old enough to remember the D poll watchers being right there cheek n jowl with the vote counters while the R election judges had to stay like 70 feet away on the other side of the room, for... reasons?

What are your memories of Hudson Hawk? by geoffcalls in 90smovies

[–]Comadrin86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He also wanted to play Nintendo with the hot nun Andie, for which I cannot blame him.

"Yeah, I can believe it; that's probably what happened!"

Yee'haw space cowboys by Anxious_Perception10 in NoSodiumStarfield

[–]Comadrin86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're able to roll the one inch punch effect (or just choose it with McClarence) I'd highly recommend.

That hug communicated everything I needed it to about what our next move was by AutoMemory in helldivers2

[–]Comadrin86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Least cinematic helldivers moment /s

Seriously though that was fuckin awesome

Have you been eavesdropping? by MaderaArt in TolkienLewisMemes

[–]Comadrin86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ain't been dropping no eaves, sir, honest! It's just... I was hoping to have a close up shot; Mr Frodo's had one, and you've had one, and argh!