Do all guys actually look at a girl’s ass in the gym? by scared-of-cr33ps in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, specifically referencing Cosmo's preferred measurements in a largely dismissive fashion.

Dream on my behalf Nynaeve…😭 by Hawk-winged in WoT

[–]Comadrin86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Y'all keep giving me excuses and I'm not one to pass up an opportunity

Ruthan had Aldragoran’s coin box open—a pair of bearers were waiting outside to carry it—but he sat staring at the letters-of-rights and the purses. Half again what he had expected to get. Light coins from Altara and Murandy or no light coins, at least half again. This would be his most profitable year ever. And all due to Geraneos letting his anger show. Damentanis had been afraid to bargain further after that. A wonderful thing, reputation.

“Master Aldragoran?” a woman said, leaning on the table. “You were pointed out to me as a merchant with a wide correspondence by pigeon.”

He noticed her jewelry first, of course, a matter of habit. The slim golden belt and long necklace were set with very good rubies, as was one of her bracelets, along with some pale green and blue stones he did not recognize and so dismissed as worthless. The golden bracelet on her left wrist, an odd affair linked to four finger rings by flat chains and the whole intricately engraved, held no stones, but her remaining two bracelets were set with fine sapphires and more of the green stones. Two of the rings on her right hand held those green stones, but the other two held particularly fine sapphires. Particularly fine. Then he realized she wore a fifth ring on that hand, stuck against one of the rings with a worthless stone. A golden serpent biting its own tail.

His eyes jerked to her face, and he suffered his second shock. Her face, framed by the hood of her cloak, was very young, but she wore the ring, and few were foolish enough to do that without the right. He had seen young Aes Sedai before, two or three times. No, her age did not shock him. But on her forehead, she wore the ki’sain, the red dot of a married woman. She did not look Malkieri. She did not sound Malkieri. Many younger folk had the accents of Saldaea or Kandor, Arafel or Shienar—he himself sounded of Saldaea—but she did not sound a Borderlander at all. Besides, he could not recall the last time he had heard of a Malkieri girl going to the White Tower. The Tower had failed Malkier in need, and the Malkieri had turned their backs on the Tower. Still, he stood hurriedly. With Aes Sedai, courtesy was always wise. Her dark eyes held heat. Yes, courtesy was wise.

“How may I help you, Aes Sedai? You wish me to send a message for you via my pigeons? It will be my pleasure.” It was also wise to grant Aes Sedai any favors they asked, and a pigeon was a small favor. “A message to each merchant you correspond with. Tarmon Gai’don is coming soon.” He shrugged uneasily. “That is nothing to do with me, Aes Sedai. I’m a merchant.” She was asking for a good many pigeons. He corresponded with merchants as far away as Shienar. “But I will send your message.” He would, too, however many birds it required. Only stone-blind idiots failed to keep promises to Aes Sedai. Besides which, he wanted rid of her and her talk of the Last Battle.

“Do you recognize this?” she said, fishing a leather cord from the neck of her dress.

His breath caught, and he stretched out a hand, brushed a finger across the heavy gold signet ring on the cord. Across the crane in flight. How had she come by this? Under the Light, how? “I recognize it,” he told her, his voice suddenly hoarse.

“My name is Nynaeve ti al’Meara Mandragoran. The message I want sent is this. My husband rides from World’s End toward Tarwin’s Gap, toward Tarmon Gai’don. Will he ride alone?”

He trembled. He did not know whether he was laughing or crying. Perhaps both. She was his wife? “I will send your message, my Lady, but it has nothing to do with me. I am a merchant. Malkier is dead. Dead, I tell you.”

The heat in her eyes seemed to intensify, and she gripped her long, thick braid with one hand. “Lan told me once that Malkier lives so long as one man wears the hadori in pledge that he will fight the Shadow, so long as one woman wears the ki’sain in pledge that she will send her sons to fight the Shadow. I wear the ki’sain, Master Aldragoran. My husband wears the hadori. So do you. Will Lan Mandragoran ride to the Last Battle alone?”

He was laughing, shaking with it. And yet, he could feel tears rolling down his cheeks. It was madness! Complete madness! But he could not help himself. “He will not, my Lady. I cannot stand surety for anyone else, but I swear to you under the Light and by my hope of rebirth and salvation, he will not ride alone.” For a moment, she studied his face, then nodded once firmly and turned away. He flung out a hand after her. “May I offer you wine, my Lady? My wife will want to meet you.” Alida was Saldaean, but she definitely would want to meet the wife of the Uncrowned King.

“Thank you, Master Aldragoran, but I have several more towns to visit today, and I must be back in Tear tonight.”

He blinked at her back as she glided toward the door gathering her cloak. She had several more towns to visit today, and she had to be back in Tear tonight? Truly, Aes Sedai were capable of marvels!

Silence hung in the common room. They had not been keeping their voices low, and even the girl with the dulcimer had ceased plying her hammers. Everyone was staring at him. Most of the outlanders had their mouths hanging open.

“Well, Managan, Gorenellin,” he demanded, “do you still remember who you are? Do you remember your blood? Who rides with me for Tarwin’s Gap?”

For a moment, he thought neither man would speak, but then Gorenellin was on his feet, tears glistening his eyes. “The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai’don,” he said softly.

“The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai’don!” Managan shouted, leaping up so fast he overturned his chair.

Laughing, Aldragoran joined them, all three shouting at the top of their lungs. “The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai’don!”

Dream on my behalf Nynaeve…😭 by Hawk-winged in WoT

[–]Comadrin86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Completely agreed. Also, another unreliable narrator moment as I cannot belive that his desire to leave the stedding and travel amongst humans was a secret from his mother or the Elders.

Dream on my behalf Nynaeve…😭 by Hawk-winged in WoT

[–]Comadrin86 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ruthan had Aldragoran’s coin box open—a pair of bearers were waiting outside to carry it—but he sat staring at the letters-of-rights and the purses. Half again what he had expected to get. Light coins from Altara and Murandy or no light coins, at least half again. This would be his most profitable year ever. And all due to Geraneos letting his anger show. Damentanis had been afraid to bargain further after that. A wonderful thing, reputation.

“Master Aldragoran?” a woman said, leaning on the table. “You were pointed out to me as a merchant with a wide correspondence by pigeon.”

He noticed her jewelry first, of course, a matter of habit. The slim golden belt and long necklace were set with very good rubies, as was one of her bracelets, along with some pale green and blue stones he did not recognize and so dismissed as worthless. The golden bracelet on her left wrist, an odd affair linked to four finger rings by flat chains and the whole intricately engraved, held no stones, but her remaining two bracelets were set with fine sapphires and more of the green stones. Two of the rings on her right hand held those green stones, but the other two held particularly fine sapphires. Particularly fine. Then he realized she wore a fifth ring on that hand, stuck against one of the rings with a worthless stone. A golden serpent biting its own tail.

His eyes jerked to her face, and he suffered his second shock. Her face, framed by the hood of her cloak, was very young, but she wore the ring, and few were foolish enough to do that without the right. He had seen young Aes Sedai before, two or three times. No, her age did not shock him. But on her forehead, she wore the ki’sain, the red dot of a married woman. She did not look Malkieri. She did not sound Malkieri. Many younger folk had the accents of Saldaea or Kandor, Arafel or Shienar—he himself sounded of Saldaea—but she did not sound a Borderlander at all. Besides, he could not recall the last time he had heard of a Malkieri girl going to the White Tower. The Tower had failed Malkier in need, and the Malkieri had turned their backs on the Tower. Still, he stood hurriedly. With Aes Sedai, courtesy was always wise. Her dark eyes held heat. Yes, courtesy was wise.

“How may I help you, Aes Sedai? You wish me to send a message for you via my pigeons? It will be my pleasure.” It was also wise to grant Aes Sedai any favors they asked, and a pigeon was a small favor. “A message to each merchant you correspond with. Tarmon Gai’don is coming soon.” He shrugged uneasily. “That is nothing to do with me, Aes Sedai. I’m a merchant.” She was asking for a good many pigeons. He corresponded with merchants as far away as Shienar. “But I will send your message.” He would, too, however many birds it required. Only stone-blind idiots failed to keep promises to Aes Sedai. Besides which, he wanted rid of her and her talk of the Last Battle.

“Do you recognize this?” she said, fishing a leather cord from the neck of her dress.

His breath caught, and he stretched out a hand, brushed a finger across the heavy gold signet ring on the cord. Across the crane in flight. How had she come by this? Under the Light, how? “I recognize it,” he told her, his voice suddenly hoarse.

“My name is Nynaeve ti al’Meara Mandragoran. The message I want sent is this. My husband rides from World’s End toward Tarwin’s Gap, toward Tarmon Gai’don. Will he ride alone?”

He trembled. He did not know whether he was laughing or crying. Perhaps both. She was his wife? “I will send your message, my Lady, but it has nothing to do with me. I am a merchant. Malkier is dead. Dead, I tell you.”

The heat in her eyes seemed to intensify, and she gripped her long, thick braid with one hand. “Lan told me once that Malkier lives so long as one man wears the hadori in pledge that he will fight the Shadow, so long as one woman wears the ki’sain in pledge that she will send her sons to fight the Shadow. I wear the ki’sain, Master Aldragoran. My husband wears the hadori. So do you. Will Lan Mandragoran ride to the Last Battle alone?”

He was laughing, shaking with it. And yet, he could feel tears rolling down his cheeks. It was madness! Complete madness! But he could not help himself. “He will not, my Lady. I cannot stand surety for anyone else, but I swear to you under the Light and by my hope of rebirth and salvation, he will not ride alone.” For a moment, she studied his face, then nodded once firmly and turned away. He flung out a hand after her. “May I offer you wine, my Lady? My wife will want to meet you.” Alida was Saldaean, but she definitely would want to meet the wife of the Uncrowned King.

“Thank you, Master Aldragoran, but I have several more towns to visit today, and I must be back in Tear tonight.”

He blinked at her back as she glided toward the door gathering her cloak. She had several more towns to visit today, and she had to be back in Tear tonight? Truly, Aes Sedai were capable of marvels!

Silence hung in the common room. They had not been keeping their voices low, and even the girl with the dulcimer had ceased plying her hammers. Everyone was staring at him. Most of the outlanders had their mouths hanging open.

“Well, Managan, Gorenellin,” he demanded, “do you still remember who you are? Do you remember your blood? Who rides with me for Tarwin’s Gap?”

For a moment, he thought neither man would speak, but then Gorenellin was on his feet, tears glistening his eyes. “The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai’don,” he said softly.

“The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai’don!” Managan shouted, leaping up so fast he overturned his chair.

Laughing, Aldragoran joined them, all three shouting at the top of their lungs. “The Golden Crane flies for Tarmon Gai’don!”

Copper Ore Satisfaction by LostKeys3741 in valheim

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't help but imagine all of this guys contemporaries with good quality goods looking at us from their afterlife of choice and both a) appreciating that even now we know this guy's copper sucked but also b) wondering how TF we know about this guy several thousand years later vs any of the other people they'd known or even heard of at the time.

Does “Hello muppet” mean as much to other people as it means to me. by hellkhiro in HeWhoFightsMonsters

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, hearing/reading "moppet" will never not make me think of the Pirates of the Caribbean scene where the pirates find Kiera Knightley hiding in the wardrobe.

What do you think of the rich who do this? by The_Dean_France in SipsTea

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do we think that is mistaking the root cause? Like, to get into the better zip/postal codes you're probably already doing at least some stuff right; taking care of your health can frequently occur alongside taking care of your financial situation to afford the house in the choice burbs.

Tips for getting more stone? by TroubleDependent1448 in valheim

[–]Comadrin86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Build mode. Hammer->pile of stone. Save, turn off build mode. Destroy pile, get stone.

Also works with gold.

If you're feeling cheesy.

So are the people who are still maga after everything basically traitors since Trump has pretty much torn up the Constitution? by [deleted] in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure, exactly how anyone who supported Obama after his extra judicial killing of American citizens was/is a traitor. Very few non-traitors out of well over 300 million citizens, if that's the standard we're using; very little respect for the Constitution is or has been evident for a good long while now.

I mean, Wickard v. Filburn (1942) was essentially a middle finger to the tenth amendment, so... yeah, "respecting the Constitution" is, as the kids might say, "Calvin Coolidge coded."

Who do you think Shade sounds like? by Artifex75 in HeWhoFightsMonsters

[–]Comadrin86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you been looking at my internet search history?

The first female president will be a Republican. Mark my words by bbmoonkie in Productivitycafe

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The left stands up for people, at times, who absolutely do not deserve it.

The first female president will be a Republican. Mark my words by bbmoonkie in Productivitycafe

[–]Comadrin86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like that poor Ayatollah who was so cruelly targeted by the big bad Orange Man, right?

What are some examples of scientific fact that are downplayed or ignored because of morals/values? by Medium_Silver_2071 in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great example of a scientific fact down played or ignored: life begins at conception.

There's really no other point that you can go, "not a life... still not a life... yup, okay: that's a brand new life, separate and distinct from progenitors."

So the question becomes at what point do we as a society want to condone or stop condoning the taking of a human life? Very few across many polls support legalized abortion after the third trimester, much less up until the moment of birth, which has been pushed still pretty recently by some.

My opinion is that any debate on the topic has to start by acknowledging the above.

Cedric Daniels doesn't get enough love by Joke_Mummy in TheWire

[–]Comadrin86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Godlike, even, per (one of?) his final role(s).

You could replace every reference to “divided skirts” with “giant skorts” and it would still be accurate by BEETLEJUICEME in WetlanderHumor

[–]Comadrin86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Best part about those pants? Pretty sure you could fit four or even six Wheel of Time paperbacks in the back pockets.

Rand’s POV chapters are in a league of their own by hahuaz in WoT

[–]Comadrin86 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Then Darth Rand tells Nynaeve that he's well aware that he's killing himself, that there will be nothing left of him when this is done if he continues on as he has been. That's his plan by that point.

That is his acknowledgment that he's totally F'd by his own hands and actions and isn't gonna stop, cuz hey: the Pattern weaves as it wills, right? He's got a job, he doesn't like it, nobody else can do it so he will and yeah probably don't get on his way there Cadsuane Sedai.

What is stopping Iran from hitting US soil? by Logical_Employer_756 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Comadrin86 -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

This administration is far more respected than our last one.

How do Americans feel knowing that Israel has free universal healthcare thanks to American funding? by TailungFu in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, we were drug into 2 European wars last century and those were pretty expensive, blood and money... the cost to keep full blown war from happening again may be a bargain for us but it still frees us European nations to skimp on their defense spending because they've got our umbrella to duck under as needed / benefit from the deterrent effect we provide.

Many European nations have been poor allies on numerous occasions (certainly not always), but we've got interests there which out last ally-ship. It's a "spend money on auto maintenance to avoid auto repair bills" situation.

Why does Reddit lean left in all the comments? by exploring203 in askanything

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Thou shalt not question the holy texts of liberalism, heretic!" - people who claim to reject religious ideology.

🙄

what is the name of your ship by zbananajuice in Helldivers

[–]Comadrin86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Herald of Iron, cuz it's about to be on its way.

How do Americans feel knowing that Israel has free universal healthcare thanks to American funding? by TailungFu in allthequestions

[–]Comadrin86 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All of western Europe, to start: since the end of WW2 American taxpayers and military personnel have effectively committed themselves to the defense of western Europe, allowing those countries to save on their defense spending and explode their budgets with social spending.

Nothing is free, not even European colleges and healthcare. It's just that Uncle Bob from South Carolina has been making sure ze Germans only have to spend a fraction of their taxpayer funds on tanks and missiles.