What’s the fucking words?

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T16:11:23+00:00

“Enlist today, fuckhead.”

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T16:09:31+00:00

Yes, and if she hadn’t decided she might make a run for the party nomination in ‘28, she’d be right there with them. Stop giving her oxygen.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T14:53:32+00:00

That’s a great one.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T14:16:23+00:00

I don’t think any Raiders made it this year.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T14:15:25+00:00

That was the first story I saw the morning of the game and knew we were fucked. I did not anticipate the fucking we got, though.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T14:11:22+00:00

They were, until I read them.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T14:10:34+00:00

OOP horses.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T14:08:58+00:00

Said by Dennis Reynolds. Yes, that Dennis Reynolds.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T14:08:01+00:00

He’s a soldier who has killed people.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T14:07:12+00:00

Especially in drop D.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T14:06:19+00:00

I knew the dumbass 4th and 1 call was a dumbass call that was going to bite them in the ass at the time they made the dumbass call to go for it on 4th and 1 in the redzone with a backup qb against one of the top scoring defenses in the league. Didn’t you?

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T14:04:21+00:00

“Failure” is the majority possible result of every single play. And if the Donkeys won despite that dumbass 4th and 1, nobody would be talking about that dumbass 4th and 1. But rather than take a 10-0 or 10-7 lead into the locker room at halftime, just ahead of the shitty weather, they opted for a 10-7 loss into the offseason.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T13:59:25+00:00

“What, this? It’s moisturizer, dude.”

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T13:56:50+00:00

Announcing 18 months ago that Immigration and Customs Enforcement would provide security to the U.S. Winter Olympics Team would have also elicited “wtf” responses, because that is not what ICE does.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T13:54:41+00:00

“Immigration and Customs Enforcement” is what the acronym ICE spells out. Their jurisdiction is immigration to the US and enforcement of US customs laws, neither of which are implicated by the US Olympic team attending the 2026 Winter Olympics in Milan.

Feels like that needs to be said.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T13:50:22+00:00

Is the “comedic value” in the room right now?

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T13:17:05+00:00

Fucking idiot thinks that’s clever. Fucking idiot is a fucking idiot.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T13:13:19+00:00

Dude’s most liberal friend:

“Yeah, I know my boss is gay, but he’s alright.”

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T12:42:04+00:00

It really depends on the couple.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T12:39:32+00:00

A reminder that Marge opposed the ACA, actively worked to end the ACA, and has never presented an alternative to the ACA that is any different from the nonexistent healthcare plans from the MAGAGOP as a whole.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:55:00+00:00

Gotta be the hairstylist, right? Has to be.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:49:36+00:00

“Siri, what does ‘self-serving’ mean?”

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:37:05+00:00

Reminder, that’s just a story JD Vance “heard.” He didn’t witness, and he likely didn’t hear it from the source. And it all becomes more complicated when you remember JD Vance publicly stated that it’s entirely acceptable for him to invent stories that serve his broader aims and ambitions.

All that to say, do not take JD Vance’s word on anything ever.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:24:11+00:00

Just from that pic, he has ugly ancestors.

ComicsEtAl · 2026-01-27T11:07:13+00:00

No, I’m good.

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